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Glassshardballpit said:
I'm going to take a wild swing of the bat and say that the father passing away probably didn't really set him up for success.

Bob dying didn't do Chris any favors and the man did try to leave him something; it might have been that way with Caden and his father, too.

This kid needs to get on the right path and leave morons like Chris alone.

From the pictures it seems like he had a nice family and he needs to get his shit together before he ends up like Chris, "he's Gen Z" be damned as an excuse.

If he's smart enough to come up with all this Praetor bullshit, he's smart enough to find a better path for those "smarts".
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Wake up, the actual boomers to the fucking gen xers fucked the whole world and system five ways to Sunday and are too busy being old and wetting their depends to care.

Cadens methods are a dine a dozen among gen z we complain but it's partly the gens before them that made things this way. The only noticeable difference being caden got an old pet retard known as Chris motherfucker chan to go along with it.
 
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Cereally said:
He also has a somewhat masculine voice (that does not match his face at all)

Old voice call he was a part of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nvcnPC1ZoI (he's the dude with the weird evil chicago salesman voice)
High school project with his voice: https://youtu.be/jgji83lpbtA
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OK, yeah that voice does not match what he looks like at all. Giving my idea credence that Caden really is a wolf in sheep's clothing; like his possible sister he just got that baby face.

But after listening to the one where he's talking about the crystals he sounds like a real sleaze ball who couldn't give a crap less what happens to Chris and actually he sounds like he's like 25 or something.

In the high school one he sounds even older like maybe 35 or something and the two voices are as different as night and day.

It's rather jarring the difference between the two voices as you would not believe they're from the same people they seem like split personalities.

It must have been rather hard for his mama to find out her sweet little boy wasn't so sweet after all.
 
I just realised I never provided a source for why I said Caden's dad was dead.

Here's the posts from his wife about it.

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Posts were made in 2021, so it can be assumed he died in early 2020, around half an year before Caden decided to get involved with Chris.

EDIT: Just wanna add some more info here.
Step Mother: https://www.facebook.com/rainedancing
Birth Mother: https://www.facebook.com/betty.peck

His step mother mostly posts about her other kids, I've found like a million posts about them and not a single post featuring Caden, so I don't think Caden has much of a relationship with her. I can't really tell his relationship with his birth mother, because she just suddenly stopped posting in early 2014, but it looks like she was pretty close with him as a kid
 
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Cereally said:
I just realised I never provided a source for why I said Caden's dad was dead.

Here's the posts from his wife about it.

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Posts were made in 2021, so it can be assumed he died in early 2020, around half an year before Caden decided to get involved with Chris.

EDIT: Just wanna add some more info here.
Step Mother: https://www.facebook.com/rainedancing
Birth Mother: https://www.facebook.com/betty.peck

His step mother mostly posts about her other kids, I've found like a million posts about them and not a single post featuring Caden, so I don't think Caden has much of a relationship with her. I can't really tell his relationship with his birth mother, because she just suddenly stopped posting in early 2014, but it looks like she was pretty close with him as a kid
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She blames Caden for her husband's death.

Because he died of the fucking embarrassment of bringing this stupid little cunt in to the universe.
 
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Shrlurmp said:
Twitch Streamer Swatted in The Middle of Livestreaming

Because it's not like anyone's ever tried to fuck with Chris in a similar way before by calling someone and saying they're suicidal, right?
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Yeah that's the rub with Chris these days, post Barb Buggery. In the olden days, the most people would do would be to order food to his house to watch him flip shit.

These days? He went from a general PG-13 lolcow to one of the vilest human beings on the planet, so all bets are off.
 
ForgedBlades said:
Chris is a Galactic Legend.

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Voi helvetti. Jos se on suomeksi, olen suuttunut.
Ammyterasu said:
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What would be the Swedish's version, the blood eagle?
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Blood Eagle likely wasn't very common in the Viking Era. There's no graves found that prove it happened and it might have been an embellishment of Skaldic lore to show the bravery of the heroes of the Sagas. Exile was a more common punishment for severe crimes.
 
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Cereally said:
I just realised I never provided a source for why I said Caden's dad was dead.

Here's the posts from his wife about it.

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Posts were made in 2021, so it can be assumed he died in early 2020, around half an year before Caden decided to get involved with Chris.

EDIT: Just wanna add some more info here.
Step Mother: https://www.facebook.com/rainedancing
Birth Mother: https://www.facebook.com/betty.peck

His step mother mostly posts about her other kids, I've found like a million posts about them and not a single post featuring Caden, so I don't think Caden has much of a relationship with her. I can't really tell his relationship with his birth mother, because she just suddenly stopped posting in early 2014, but it looks like she was pretty close with him as a kid
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38 years since he smiled at her in a school lunch room?

I live how even people tangentially related to the Chris story, ergo cadens mom. Got a story book love quest that Chris WISHES he got. Like the universe constantly mocks how he was a lone weirdo on youth he'll got to his grave a lonely weirdo.
 
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Cereally said:
I just realised I never provided a source for why I said Caden's dad was dead.

Here's the posts from his wife about it.

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Posts were made in 2021, so it can be assumed he died in early 2020, around half an year before Caden decided to get involved with Chris.

EDIT: Just wanna add some more info here.
Step Mother: https://www.facebook.com/rainedancing
Birth Mother: https://www.facebook.com/betty.peck

His step mother mostly posts about her other kids, I've found like a million posts about them and not a single post featuring Caden, so I don't think Caden has much of a relationship with her. I can't really tell his relationship with his birth mother, because she just suddenly stopped posting in early 2014, but it looks like she was pretty close with him as a kid
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I wanna make one thing clear:

Do not harass these poor people.

I know most won't, but it's sad enough without having it done around the holidays. Caden might be the cause of his isolation from his family or might not, but they ain't involved with Chris and Caden's parents may have passed away during (if not due) to the pandemic.

Caden does his own shit
 
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