Containment Random Chris Updates

[Musashi's Son]

Of course the Praetor dumbfucks need to have a driving charge, here is Owen's driving charge:

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Chris is a legal adult allowed to vote, drive, and in general has all the rights of an average person.
To me, this suggests that bar is too fucking low, but that's the way it is.
The only thing I doubt personally is that Praetor is a cover for a drug operation. Using Chris as a "cover" is like putting up a sign that says "TRESPASS HERE FOR INTERNET CRED."

I agree, the bar is too low. It's obvious Chris can't care for himself, though. He may just end up in the Australian outback as the victim of seria killerl who catfished him on Tinder.

Of course the Praetor dumbfucks need to have a driving charge, here is Owen's driving charge:
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Lots of people have misdemeanor vehivular charges. Police are trigger happy with that sort of thing. As long as it's not vehicular manslaughter, carjacking, or DUI, you're fine.

 

[Fapcop]

I agree, the bar is too low. It's obvious Chris can't care for himself, though. He may just end up in the Australian outback as the victim of seria killerl who catfished him on Tinder.

Correction: Chris CAN care for himself. He just chooses not to. He’s been driving around for years, knows the basics of budgeting, etc.

The government can’t asign a tard wrangler to every forty year old man who chooses to escape into lala land, instead of sucking it up and adulting.

 

[Musashi's Son]

Looks like Caden was planning on being an aspiring filmmaker. He got in the news for it (https://www.nbc12.com/2019/11/21/central-va-schools-win-virginia-is-learners-video-contest/) and even did this weird Christmas video for the police (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V4WskX4cpk)

You should archive every single video and article you post man.
The NBC article: https://archive.ph/MpPbQ
The police video along with the facebook post where they give credit to Caden:

The facebook post: https://archive.md/R2FtK
Caden's article for his high school newspaper: https://archive.ph/PJtpT

 

[Musashi's Son]

Here are the court documents of Caden's drug case if anyone wants to dig through them.

 

[Honey Pie]

Found this document while looking at Caden’s case: Bond-Released on Own Recog
It’s pretty interesting.

 

[BScCollateral]

I agree, the bar is too low. It's obvious Chris can't care for himself, though. He may just end up in the Australian outback as the victim of seria killerl who catfished him on Tinder.

Remember that despite this, he gets special consideration in the court for being mentally challenged.
Legal autonomous adult or special needs in the court; pick one.

>Owen also seems to like flamethrowers, for some reason.

To be fair, who doesn't?

 

[Optimus Prime]

All this speculation about Chris being involved in some drug business isn’t that dumb.

I mean… Why BUY a whole big ass house, when you could have installed your golden tard in some shitty motel with weekly/monthly rates?

Nobody knew about Caden’s drug bust before now, so there was no reason to suspect anything.

And Chris is a pretty good fall guy for whatever grow up/distribution that may take place there.

Police may SUSPECT that the guy who bought the house is involved, but there’s a difference between suspecting and proving in a court of law.

And if they have an autist with a lengthy criminal record, and whose fingerprints are all over the merchandise, well… They’re not going to bother going full Matlock, but will go for the tard.

Also, it's control, plain and simple. What Chris brings in may be small potatoes compared to what a shroom operation could be doing, but several grand is still several grand which Caden is taking far more than just the lion's share of. Being in the middle of nowhere is effectively containing Chris to that house + wherever he might drive off to for shopping or a card game tourney. Makes it difficult for weens to be able to monitor and track Chris down to mess with, far more than 14BC ever was.

Hold on there, hombre.

This is still something. This shows that Caden is not opposed to kicking people out of Praetor and if Owen is telling the truth, that means anyone who White Knight's Chris in the group is something that Caden doesn't like.

Essentially, if you are a threat or liability to Praetor. If you hesitate to not take advantage of people like Chris or your Caden growing that rap sheet, you're not on the team anymore.

Hence, no more Owen and potentially Flutter.

Only it's Caden kicking himself out this time.
Personally, I only think it's Caden now in Praetor.

A cutesy after-school project turning into drug charges and tard exploitation.

This definitely suggests that Caden is truly a douche in sheep's clothing, as far as Chris should be concerned, and that there's more going on here since again, this is an obscene amount of effort and money spent for one tard who is never going to be truly thankful for this kind of thing, as well as simply keeping a pet retard on a leash. Kicking out people who are actually even looking out for Chris's better interests of their own accord? That suggests that Caden definitely sees Chris as disposable in the end, if nothing else.

Remember that despite this, he gets special consideration in the court for being mentally challenged.
Legal autonomous adult or special needs in the court; pick one.

>Owen also seems to like flamethrowers, for some reason.

To be fair, who doesn't?

Remember when Chris claimed to have 'cured' his autism by using binatural beats?

 

[Terrorist]

https://archive.ph/14KR8

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It seems today
That all you see
Is delusional trooning
AND SEX WITH BARBAYYY

 

[TVB]

It seems today
That all you see
Is delusional trooning
AND SEX WITH BARBAYYY

But where are those good ol' fashion valuuuuues
With good ol' total tranny deeeeath

 

[Shrlurmp]

On his stream yesterday Geno made the observation that Chris likely has not been streaming thanks to the doxxing here on Kiwi Farms. Despite previous claims by Chris that the farms were dead, Chris did mention Kiwi Farms in the latest tweetstorm. It appears that currently the farms are stopping Chris from making any money streaming.

Geno also stated that he's in need of money which is why he's ramping up medallion and totem production. Convo in the doc thread here. I also love how Geno is adapting to his host country by doing what they do best, counterfeiting.

 

[Fapcop]

Jeez… Not sure how to feel about any of this.

On one hand I have no desire to see Caden make money off his pet-gimp. On the other hand I couldn’t care less if a literal motherfucker gets ripped off because he’s as lazy as he’s dumb.

Just hope that this whole thing will end in a hilarious shitstorm I can at least chuckle at.

 

[Musashi's Son]

All this speculation about Chris being involved in some drug business isn’t that dumb.

I mean… Why BUY a whole big ass house, when you could have installed your golden tard in some shitty motel with weekly/monthly rates?

Fun fact Caden bought Chris's house in June 2023 one month before he was charged with the drug charge so he definitely was planning something when it comes to manufacturing drugs because he had the equipment for it according to the officer's testimony who found Caden's drug lab.

 

[King Kiwi]

On his stream yesterday Geno made the observation that Chris likely has not been streaming thanks to the doxxing here on Kiwi Farms. Despite previous claims by Chris that the farms were dead, Chris did mention Kiwi Farms in the latest tweetstorm. It appears that currently the farms are stopping Chris from making any money streaming.

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Geno also stated that he's in need of money which is why he's ramping up medallion and totem production. Convo in the doc thread here. I also love how Geno is adapting to his host country by doing what they do best, counterfeiting.

Well they're probably of a better quality anyways.

Still not sure how I feel about it though.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Also, it's control, plain and simple. What Chris brings in may be small potatoes compared to what a shroom operation could be doing, but several grand is still several grand which Caden is taking far more than just the lion's share of. Being in the middle of nowhere is effectively containing Chris to that house + wherever he might drive off to for shopping or a card game tourney. Makes it difficult for weens to be able to monitor and track Chris down to mess with, far more than 14BC ever was.

Yeah, Chris is a person you can plant somewhere, give the creature comforts, and he'll just fester in place. Chris also isn't bright enough to know how to sling shrooms, so there's no fear Chris will make off with everything and sell them without Caden's knowledge. Chris also isn't the type that will have parties or bring people over, so there's a plus there.

It could be, as well, that Caden is trying to put together crazy get rich quick schemes left and right, and Chris is just part of a side project, however, there are a lot of colleges in the Lynchburg/Charlottesville area and that's a market Caden might try to get into.

On his stream yesterday Geno made the observation that Chris likely has not been streaming thanks to the doxxing here on Kiwi Farms. Despite previous claims by Chris that the farms were dead, Chris did mention Kiwi Farms in the latest tweetstorm. It appears that currently the farms are stopping Chris from making any money streaming.

That is so fucking hilarious: Chris proclaims the Farms dead and then not too long after, we dox his actual address.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Praetor is so boring and unfunny, theirs is the only page on the CWCki I've given up on halfway through. Chris and Praetor go together like Star Wars and Disney.

 

[Fapcop]

It could be, as well, that Caden is trying to put together crazy get rich quick schemes left and right, and Chris is just part of a side project, however, there are a lot of colleges in the Lynchburg/Charlottesville area and that's a market Caden might try to get into.

Think about this way: What better distraction could you want while you’re making a delivery, than a forty year old rapist with a rap sheet as long as a Sonichu comic, waddling around campus dressed in obnoxious colors.

While campus police is busy hearing Chris explanations as for why he’s Jesus and all the slander about him are malicious twill falsehoods, Caden will be dropping off the delivery to his local shroom slinger.

 

[FinnSven]

Fun fact Caden bought Chris's house in June 2023 one month before he was charged with the drug charge so he definitely was planning something when it comes to manufacturing drugs because he had the equipment for it according to the officer's testimony who found Caden's drug lab.
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Maybe he was planning on feeding Chris shrooms on a daily basis?

A constantly tripping and gibbering Chris might provide an entertaining series of streams and comics.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Maybe he was planning on feeding Chris shrooms on a daily basis?

A constantly tripping and gibbering Chris might provide an entertaining series of streams and comics.

He'd be funnier on THC edibles

 

[FinnSven]

He'd be funnier on THC edibles

He might just doze off and sleep through streams on edibles.

It wasn’t funny when Tommy Tooter did it.