Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Dude]

I feel it is only a matter of time before Chris tries illegal drugs in his neverending and kind of increasingly desperate quest to have life become Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

Though I think cocaine is just going to have him start seeing life through a 'Yellow submarine' filter. We'll know if he starts shouting about how the Blue Meanie is Satan.

Chris already has a massive ego, sniffles and snorts, has a dysfunctional penis, and can't speak coherently. He doesn't need to be on the Colombian Marching Powder.

 

[JesusIsTrans!]

Can we be sure that Caden isn’t an FTM? Because goddamn, that’s some lesbo looking dude.

I really doubt it. He would've had to transition REALLY early, here's his mother calling him her son when he was 11

He also has a somewhat masculine voice (that does not match his face at all)

Old voice call he was a part of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nvcnPC1ZoI (he's the dude with the weird evil chicago salesman voice)
High school project with his voice: https://youtu.be/jgji83lpbtA

 

[Kirby]

I have no doubt now that Caden would have gotten Chris high to make him more entertaining for the camera. The last time he was high on drugs he was sticking his tongue out of his mouth trying to kiss the air.

 

[JesusIsTrans!]

Guys, didya hear? They're rebooting Breaking Bad!

 

[Click reply to view]

I swear, after the assaults, the rape, the vandalism, and everything else went nowhere, I'll never stop laughing if a few grams of shrooms gets Chris locked away. And they're not even his shrooms!

 

[BMO_]

Guys, didya hear? They're rebooting Breaking Bad!
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or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, "Breaking Barb".

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, "Breaking Barb".

Chris already did that

 

[Cybertonia]

Chris already did that

 

[D_Tractor]

Who was that and idk getting fixed by a tree

I partially doxed Airsoftfatty using a tree.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's starting. This is where the troll house of cards starts to get a little wobbly and Chris' fuckup meter is almost full. No matter what plan I've seen people have for Chris, good or bad, Chris will without a doubt fuck it up. Fingers crossed it's the kind that royally fucks over Caden.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I was wondering where was caden's car.

His car not being there from street view and the discord user is a couple of incidents and can mean nothing. But I'm wondering now, is he living somewhere else?

 

[Black Yoshi]

No stream this week, I think Caden is shitting himself over the dox and is keeping Chris locked down.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I was wondering where was caden's car.

His car not being there from street view and the discord user is a couple of incidents and can mean nothing. But I'm wondering now, is he living somewhere else?

Based on the recent information it's likely he's not even in the same regional area as Chris, instead he's in Missouri. Flutter could be acting as a middleman contact.

 

[innocent jogger]

We're also now well within the possibility of psilocybin influenced Sonichu comics, which I consider a net positive.

Have you ever done shrooms? I don't think an autist like Chris could handle the physical sensations, you can become extremely uncomfortable in your own skin. As for the head trip...he would probably just think it was his Jesus powers/drifting dimensions.

Is Chris tending a grow house now? It seems he can do just about anything without being convicted. It makes sense to use him as a mule.

The would be the stupidest idea in the fucking world and makes no sense. Chris is one of the most documented people in history and has a whole new generation of weens stalking him. Involving him in anything illegal is suicide.

He's already gotten into dutch with the law twice it seems, and I wouldn't be shocked if he ends up getting in legal trouble again. This idiot is going to end up wrecking his life and is probably going to bring Chris down with him. This is going to be good.

Everyone who makes a connection with Chris is eventually stung by the Curse of CWC. Just ask Null for his advice on associating with Chris.

Feed in a whole lot of "Okay Chris, you have to keep things secret and people away from here, because they're all trolls! Don't let anyone in here or bring anyone back!", and you've got yourself a somewhat reliable Watchtard.

Again, what I said above.

If this ends with Chris being gunned down by the police I am going to be pissed.

That would actually be the best possible outcome to finally bring an end to the Great Chris Chan Saga.

Lordie I hope we get an arc where Chris gets hooked on crack cocaine and hits the pipe in every one of his videos.

It’s not super likely, but again: Nobody would have believed Chris would pork Barb, yet here we are!

People have unironically speculated that Chris would pork Barb for a long time before it actually happened. As for him FUCKING GETTING AWAY WITH IT.... here we are.

 

[King Kiwi]

Based on the recent information it's likely he's not even in the same regional area as Chris, instead he's in Missouri. Flutter could be acting as a middleman contact.

True, but poor Flutter nutter hasn't been spotted since September.

 

[Bearmumrik]

This seems like it will be a good Saga. We need something great after the 2 year hiatus of the show.

 

[Musashi's Son]

So according to the CWCki Caden filled the LLC he used to buy Chris's house in Virginia (A).

I did a search on business records in Virginia (link) and found this:

This LLC was filled in June 7th 2023, the same month Caden bought the house for Chris (June 26th 2023) which really makes you think.
In the Articles of Organization Caden used an agent to file for the LLC so it didn't trace back to him. I have attached the Articles of Organization pdf for reference.

I have to point out that this evidence is circumstantial and I will need more stuff to verify that it was Caden that filled for the LLC. But, the filling for the LLC and the house being bought in the same month doesn't necessarily help Caden's case.

 

[Optimus Prime]

The would be the stupidest idea in the fucking world and makes no sense. Chris is one of the most documented people in history and has a whole new generation of weens stalking him. Involving him in anything illegal is suicide.

Well that's where the idea is that Chris is a smokescreen for such an enterprise. Remember that all this talk about it being a grow house didn't start until people started looking into Caden himself and found evidence he's engaging in such business. Any evidence of this actually being true with regards to Chris's current residence being a grow house has yet to surface, but it just makes more sense for some guy in his early 20s to be buying a fucking house and a car for the ungrateful spoiled fuck that CWC for something other than a mere couple grand off of etsy arts and crafts shit.

 

[Black Yoshi]

How likely do you think Caden will inadvertently cause Jail Saga 2 Electric Boogaloo?

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Maybe next they will establish a church for Chris, install him as the spiritual leader and have him declare that mushrooms are an important part of their worship traditions. Shroomchu can be their new Jesus.