Containment Random Chris Updates
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I'm waiting for a new house tour video where he accidentally catches the grow operation on video and we get a new THAT IS MY HOUSE video with Caden in the role of Bob.
Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Sheriffs Office of Bedford County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?
Do you realize...? Do you realize something? Let me tell you: If the Sheriffs Office of Bedford County... sees those videos... that you put on the damn Internet... they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it...?
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- Jan 12, 2019
Caden's probably on his way to Mexico by now.
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- Jul 10, 2023
Switching his sights from the teflon tard to the gunt.
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- Jun 12, 2018
Could it be possible that Caden sells drugs on etsy disguised as CWC art? Would at least explain those high figures
RedGermaine
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Smuggling fucking magic mushrooms in Sonichu medallions like an autistic crime thriller. That gives Caden even more reason to be mad at Geno for making Medallions because anyone wanting them not for drugs can get them for cheaper from Geno which makes people MORE suspicious of why people are buying the over priced ones. A Better Tomorrow this is not
Musashi's Son
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Chris's and caden's "business partnership".
So Chris takes 400 dollars and Caden pockets the rest $5,500. Fyi, this happened in Jan 2021 but I'm pretty sure this really really "fair" deal continues between Chris and Caden.
Sources: https://archive.is/oTtZF, https://archive.ph/Fjrrn#selection-
4253.0-4253.32 , https://archive.ph/Cbspi#selection-2789.0-2789.48
So Chris takes 400 dollars and Caden pockets the rest $5,500. Fyi, this happened in Jan 2021 but I'm pretty sure this really really "fair" deal continues between Chris and Caden.
Sources: https://archive.is/oTtZF, https://archive.ph/Fjrrn#selection-
4253.0-4253.32 , https://archive.ph/Cbspi#selection-2789.0-2789.48
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God, Chris is an idiot.
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This still being in effect, if not even more lopsided in Caden's favor because of the 'mortgage' Chris mentioned on the new house, would not surprise me. I don't think Chris is even aware of how much money he's having stolen right in front of him - Caden's taking care of all the unfun adult business things while Chris can do whatever he wants. In Chris's head, he's happy so obviously that must mean this is the best choice.
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I dont wanna sound like a Cucken shill but people keep bringing this up without considering Chris's nature, he was "quality controling" the group effort and end results in the medallion production, at most he provided 3 things:
The patent to produce sonichu merch (lmao)
Merch analysis so that the new medalions where up to his usual level of expected quality (again, lmao)
An extra, lazier than average hand in producing medalions, and even then considering the number of ind. involved and the amount produced, I wager he prob. wasn't made to chip in for much.
Recieving 400 in 1 month is probably more than he deserved.
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It was a weird dealing because caden made the merch
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mar-27-2023-chris-is-out-of-custody.159180/post-15945649
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This. As long as Chris has vidya, tasty microwave dinners, occasional ass pats and a place to nest he really won't care about "annoying details" like reality and his future. He has always been a narcissistic glutton.
Post jailed-for-incest CWC, just a stunning and brave god (or whatever) continuing his love quest...
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He gets a hell of a lot more now that all he has to do is stream to get dummies to give him money.
Disastrously Dumb
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I estimate that for the next several months things are gonna be boring.
Unless when its Chris-chan's birthday and none of PRAETOR celebrate it the way he wanted it
and forced him to have a bday stream where ppl end up joining and mocking him
to get a rise out of him
Unless when its Chris-chan's birthday and none of PRAETOR celebrate it the way he wanted it
and forced him to have a bday stream where ppl end up joining and mocking him
to get a rise out of him
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All this speculation about Chris being involved in some drug business isn’t that dumb.
I mean… Why BUY a whole big ass house, when you could have installed your golden tard in some shitty motel with weekly/monthly rates?
Nobody knew about Caden’s drug bust before now, so there was no reason to suspect anything.
And Chris is a pretty good fall guy for whatever grow up/distribution that may take place there.
Police may SUSPECT that the guy who bought the house is involved, but there’s a difference between suspecting and proving in a court of law.
And if they have an autist with a lengthy criminal record, and whose fingerprints are all over the merchandise, well… They’re not going to bother going full Matlock, but will go for the tard.
I mean… Why BUY a whole big ass house, when you could have installed your golden tard in some shitty motel with weekly/monthly rates?
Nobody knew about Caden’s drug bust before now, so there was no reason to suspect anything.
And Chris is a pretty good fall guy for whatever grow up/distribution that may take place there.
Police may SUSPECT that the guy who bought the house is involved, but there’s a difference between suspecting and proving in a court of law.
And if they have an autist with a lengthy criminal record, and whose fingerprints are all over the merchandise, well… They’re not going to bother going full Matlock, but will go for the tard.
JesusIsTrans!
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So I was looking at Owen Sundstrom (one of Praetor's members) Instagram account, and I found some messages from Chris and Owen. Might look through Annie's profiles next.
Edit: Nevermind, it's all just cringe-ass images of her posing in cosplay bikinis to promote her OnlyFans.
Edit: Nevermind, it's all just cringe-ass images of her posing in cosplay bikinis to promote her OnlyFans.
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Mariposa2.0 LTE
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Why wasn't Chris assigned an actual tard wrangler? What judge was stupid enough to think to themselves. Yup, you're good enough to go to a woman's home...and after that a socially awkward crack dealer can exploit you financially. It doesn't matter that you can't care for yourself....and that you probably have all the described personality disorders combined and some that haven't been discovered yet. All that matters is, we approve of you raping your dementia addled mother.
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Hold on there, hombre.
This is still something. This shows that Caden is not opposed to kicking people out of Praetor and if Owen is telling the truth, that means anyone who White Knight's Chris in the group is something that Caden doesn't like.
Essentially, if you are a threat or liability to Praetor. If you hesitate to not take advantage of people like Chris or your Caden growing that rap sheet, you're not on the team anymore.
Hence, no more Owen and potentially Flutter.
Only it's Caden kicking himself out this time.
Personally, I only think it's Caden now in Praetor.
A cutesy after-school project turning into drug charges and tard exploitation.
JesusIsTrans!
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Doin some more research.
If it were anyone but Caden, I'd probably take this bio as satire, but I genuinely can't tell.
It turns out he's an even bigger edgelord than we thought, the posts are all deleted but these previews are pretty fuckin telling.
Owen also seems to like flamethrowers, for some reason.
Looks like Caden was planning on being an aspiring filmmaker. He got in the news for it (https://www.nbc12.com/2019/11/21/central-va-schools-win-virginia-is-learners-video-contest/) and even did this weird Christmas video for the police (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V4WskX4cpk)
I also found the full image of that one image of Caden and Chris together. Looks weird.
If it were anyone but Caden, I'd probably take this bio as satire, but I genuinely can't tell.
It turns out he's an even bigger edgelord than we thought, the posts are all deleted but these previews are pretty fuckin telling.
Owen also seems to like flamethrowers, for some reason.
Looks like Caden was planning on being an aspiring filmmaker. He got in the news for it (https://www.nbc12.com/2019/11/21/central-va-schools-win-virginia-is-learners-video-contest/) and even did this weird Christmas video for the police (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V4WskX4cpk)
I also found the full image of that one image of Caden and Chris together. Looks weird.
BScCollateral
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Chris is a legal adult allowed to vote, drive, and in general has all the rights of an average person.
To me, this suggests that bar is too fucking low, but that's the way it is.
The only thing I doubt personally is that Praetor is a cover for a drug operation. Using Chris as a "cover" is like putting up a sign that says "TRESPASS HERE FOR INTERNET CRED."