Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Eggman's Ghost]

Literally what is the point of filming yourself repeatedly adjusting your cosplay? Especially in a public place with people right there.

Stop omg the birds continuously squawking in the background is so fucking funny.
I think I understand what she's trying to do with these videos but she's not doing it right. She's trying to do the thing where you hit a bunch of poses for a second or two in a video and then take stills from that use the stills as your photo set. It's a good strat for doing ~content~ in public but it doesn't seem like she held any of her poses for long enough to get a good clear cap anyway. Maybe that's why she uploaded the uncut videos in the end lol

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The new unknown ailment has happened, "discoloration" on her lips. What could this mean, super aids, space herpes, bad skin from her unwillingness to take a damn bath. Time for a trip to the ER I guess.

Looks like dehydration to me. Pixy needs to up the fluids.

I don't get it? Is this supposed to be what she thinks men do? Is this part of her "Pay attention to my body and what it's doing" spiel?

No fucking idea. But then it's not like I think Pixy really understands what she's doing either.

 

[Phouquehead]

This expression could mean 10,000 things and I don't even think Sarah knows why she made it.

The only thing I get from these recent cosplay clips is that her costumes don't fit or are otherwise uncomfortable so she's constantly picking at them, and she's either embarrassed (but her massive ego insists she continues cosplaying and filming herself in public spaces anyway) or just so far gone mentally to pose the way she envisions the characters. If you were to show these to an FFIV fan, would they even recognize this as Cecil? I know diddly squat about Final Fantasy, KH and pretty much all JRPGs since I don't play them but quick searches show me this character is always wearing a headband in all his incarnations that aren't in full armor with a helmet. It's one thing to not be able to buy or make his armor, but the headband would be incredibly easy to manage. Instead she came up with this fugly hippie grandma look...? (If it's based on some fanart, I'm not seeing it in immediate search results.) And she expects to pass as male while wearing it too.

I really wonder when someone's going to confront her during these bizarre public shoots and not even to MiSgEnDer or sexually shame her but to simply ask why she's in costume at a zoo/school/store/library/etc, awkwardly looking around and adjusting her outfit in front of a tripod. Would she flip out or calmly explain what cosplay is to a normie? At least she didn't do the pooping pose this time... That we know of.

 

[admiral]

This is the face that cartoon characters make when they notice that a comically large anvil is about to fall on their head

 

[VinegarPussy]

Jesus H Christ on a jumped up crutch. The wig isn’t male to me, even long haired male. It’s so feminine that Brett Michaels circa 1987 would refuse to wear it. From the back it just looks like porn star hair to me. Those poor birds are shrieking in abject terror.

 

[Dysnomia]

Stop omg the birds continuously squawking in the background is so fucking funny.
I think I understand what she's trying to do with these videos but she's not doing it right. She's trying to do the thing where you hit a bunch of poses for a second or two in a video and then take stills from that use the stills as your photo set. It's a good strat for doing ~content~ in public but it doesn't seem like she held any of her poses for long enough to get a good clear cap anyway. Maybe that's why she uploaded the uncut videos in the end lol

All of the poses are so awkward. There's no way she'd even get one decent shot.

She used to do the whole "holding an object and staring at it intensely" thing back before pooning out. It always looked so bizarre. Like the Yuna pick with the bottle. The bottle was pretty and the cosplay wasn't that bad for Pixy standards. But the whole setup was so awkward. Whenever she has props it looks like an alien handling human objects for the first time. It makes me wonder if she ever practices in a mirror prior to filming. She's probably still copying other cosplayers. But she is not a good mimic. So whatever she copies looks really weird.

 

[athousandrustynails]

I don't know anything about weeb shit, I think it's all retarded as hell and doesn't translate at all to real life. This is particularly funny to me. This is meant to be... A male character? She looks like a grandma who has crystals and does reiki. If the camera pans down she's wearing birkinstocks.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Where are you guys getting that this is supposed to be Cecil or any other anime character? The costume is her Androgynous Male Unicorn OC (so even fucking stupider than being a feminine anime boy) she did last year. The same costume she claimed a month ago had a huge mysterious stain on the crotch area that totally means she was raped in the toilets the last time she wore it! Unless she's decided to repurpose it for Cecil, but I don't think so.

 

[Phouquehead]

Where are you guys getting that this is supposed to be Cecil or any other anime character? The costume is her Androgynous Male Unicorn OC (so even fucking stupider than being a feminine anime boy) she did last year. The same costume she claimed a month ago had a huge mysterious stain on the crotch area that totally means she was raped in the toilets the last time she wore it! Unless she's decided to repurpose it for Cecil, but I don't think so.

I was under the impression she did repurpose the unicorn costume as a Cecil cosplay because of this post:

She got over her meltdown pretty fast

Spoiler: Tiktok cosplay

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Spoiler: She's supposed to be this character

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But now I have no idea. I refuse to use TikTok so I don't know what she tags her posts with there. I will have to check her IG if she specifies what this ugly costume is supposed to be nowadays. Otherwise, please forgive my retardation. I do remember the weird ripped tights rape accusation related to this outfit. I think she said she needed to "modify" it (whatever that means) before wearing it again for photoshoots.

 

[Dysnomia]

I was under the impression she did repurpose the unicorn costume as a Cecil cosplay because of this post:

But now I have no idea. I refuse to use TikTok so I don't know what she tags her posts with there. I will have to check her IG if she specifies what this ugly costume is supposed to be nowadays. Otherwise, please forgive my retardation. I do remember the weird ripped tights rape accusation related to this outfit. I think she said she needed to "modify" it (whatever that means) before wearing it again for photoshoots.

I've actually been confused about it myself. It's the tags. Some of the "male unicorn" videos have Cecil and ff4 and Final Fantasy as tags. I have no idea where she is going with this. Is she cosplaying Cecil cosplaying a male unicorn OC?

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I've actually been confused about it myself. It's the tags. Some of the "male unicorn" videos have Cecil and ff4 and Final Fantasy as tags. I have no idea where she is going with this. Is she cosplaying Cecil cosplaying a male unicorn OC?

Is it that weird tumblr/deviantart thing where she's added some random characteristic (in this case, a unicorn) to an existing character and then decided that's a second character who is not only worth cosplaying but also who should CLEARLY be recognized?

I used to see that sometimes when the fandommy stuff bled over onto my pretty innocuous Tumblr feed; they'd designate it with that ! in the middle. Steampunk!Onceler or Pajama!Karkat or something like that. Is this Unicorn!Cecil?

 

[Shay Van Buren]

Where are you guys getting that this is supposed to be Cecil or any other anime character? The costume is her Androgynous Male Unicorn OC (so even fucking stupider than being a feminine anime boy) she did last year. The same costume she claimed a month ago had a huge mysterious stain on the crotch area that totally means she was raped in the toilets the last time she wore it! Unless she's decided to repurpose it for Cecil, but I don't think so.

Spoiler: This is where

 

[TismFarmer]

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I LOVE the way the portrait on the left makes her look like one of those troons who are bald on top and have a long fringe of hair around the outside.
Edited to add:
Behold! My Stomach Penis!

I can't believe I missed this when it was first posted! I'm laughing so hard I'm gonna need supplemental Oxygen from the Munchie thread.
Hahahahaha. The guy who's here to clean the gutters just asked my son through the window if I'm all right. Son says "Yeah. She's always laughing at that website, I don't know what they think is so funny about farming..."

 

[Dysnomia]

Is it that weird tumblr/deviantart thing where she's added some random characteristic (in this case, a unicorn) to an existing character and then decided that's a second character who is not only worth cosplaying but also who should CLEARLY be recognized?

I used to see that sometimes when the fandommy stuff bled over onto my pretty innocuous Tumblr feed; they'd designate it with that ! in the middle. Steampunk!Onceler or Pajama!Karkat or something like that. Is this Unicorn!Cecil?

Maybe she is copying other cosplayers again then. At least her dino undies aren't showing again and she isn't age playing. I'll worry when she's baby Roxas in a diaper. Dear God don't let her sink that far.

Behold! My Stomach Penis!

So that's where the horn goes. I was wondering where it was.

Also, there's a new "I'm dying" TikTok up. It's not worth uploading because it's lather, rinse, repeat. Plus she's frog croaking so low you can barely hear her. But she thinks it's gonna be soon. Any minute now.

Pixy never tells us what she's dying from or how it's going to happen and why. Just that she's pretty sure she's dying u gaiz. It's all attention coupled with the misery she's in that she won't do anything to improve. Pooning out has made her even more miserable. Yet she insists this is the happiest she's been because she's an intersex man.

She was also complaining that her roots were coming in. She really needs to let it grow out. Her hair is beyond fried and if she isn't careful she'll start getting bald spots. You know, just like a real man. Running around all day in wigs isn't helping either. If she goes bald I guess she'll be donning those dead pomeranians on her head for good.

 

[the hustler cat]

So KF encourages cowtipping, yet LCF users beg weens for milk?
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Also not pictured, poopy hands huffs about being "shit on" and insists she was only trying to do good for Sarah and her "struggles"

The PT thread on LC evolved into one of the newfaggiest threads on there, it's incredibly depressing. Full of cowtippers, people trying not to misgender Sarah, so on and so forth. Judging by the posts it seems some youtuber made a video a year or so ago which made everyone flock to PT's social media because it's so public. I guess due to the site being anonymous it's also way easier to start posting there than on KF, even though PT's KF thread is the first one that appears on google (at least for me). Very sad to see anyways. The Queen doesn't deserve that treatment...

 

[Vampirella]

The PT thread on LC evolved into one of the newfaggiest threads on there, it's incredibly depressing. Full of cowtippers, people trying not to misgender Sarah, so on and so forth. Judging by the posts it seems some youtuber made a video a year or so ago which made everyone flock to PT's social media because it's so public. I guess due to the site being anonymous it's also way easier to start posting there than on KF, even though PT's KF thread is the first one that appears on google (at least for me). Very sad to see anyways. The Queen doesn't deserve that treatment...

Now LC is arguing if Pixy is pretty or not, and some of them saying that we defend her calling her pretty. I've not seen that in many many pages and at best it's someone saying that if she cleaned herself she'd look normal and could get with an average looking dude if she wasn't a crazy bitch. Some people here pity her and they're not wrong for doing so. I also pity her parents.



I don't know what she's going on about here but then again everything to her is misery. I couldn't imagine getting a good nights sleep with big ass headphones on your head, but maybe that's just me.

 

[Trombonista]

I guess the ghost is a snorer.

 

[TokiBun]

Do we have a community thread on lolcow? I hate the site’s format and people constantly derailing discussion by sperging out all the time.

 

[athousandrustynails]

The PT thread on LC evolved into one of the newfaggiest threads on there, it's incredibly depressing. Full of cowtippers, people trying not to misgender Sarah, so on and so forth. Judging by the posts it seems some youtuber made a video a year or so ago which made everyone flock to PT's social media because it's so public. I guess due to the site being anonymous it's also way easier to start posting there than on KF, even though PT's KF thread is the first one that appears on google (at least for me). Very sad to see anyways. The Queen doesn't deserve that treatment...

I don't know who I despise more. Them or the wannabe queen bees who have conniptions when anyone dares to have an opinion that doesn't match theirs. It's like everyone needs to have a sit down lesson like 5 years olds need where they are made to understand that everyone is allowed different perspectives.

Do we have a community thread on lolcow? I hate the site’s format and people constantly derailing discussion by sperging out all the time.

There's one in Beauty Parlour

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Now LC is arguing if Pixy is pretty or not, and some of them saying that we defend her calling her pretty. I've not seen that in many many pages and at best it's someone saying that if she cleaned herself she'd look normal and could get with an average looking dude if she wasn't a crazy bitch. Some people here pity her and they're not wrong for doing so. I also pity her parents.

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I don't know what she's going on about here but then again everything to her is misery. I couldn't imagine getting a good nights sleep with big ass headphones on your head, but maybe that's just me.

Holy alcohol-bloat, Batman!

She looks like she has 20lbs of bloat and inflamation, just in her face.