Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

Any discussion of Flynt's fetish wouldn't be complete without a section on his original self-insert, "Brea".
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Election_Eve_-_Prologue_Chapter

Brea was a girl in a million with a very unusual ethnicity. Her father had been an Australian wild-child. Her mother was a quiet Japanese traditionalist, and the story of how they had met and fallen in love was ridiculous. Brea’s personality had aspects of both opposed mindsets. Although Brea’s features were mostly Australian, when people heard her last name, they could almost see the half-Japanese ancestry. Mostly it was it the eyes, which had a slight Asian slant to them. One of Brea’s pet peeves was when people mispronounced her name on paper. It wasn’t Bre-ah, the sound that made Brea wince, that was like a name straight out of a porno movie. No, her name was pronounced ‘Bray,’ a single strong, independent syllable, just like Brea herself.
And on, and on, and on :story:
 
Despite some Olympic level mental gymnastics from people trying to justify this games existence, despite tens of thousands of followers on twitter, despite all the initial support and coverage on MSM etc., this game has only a single active player on Steam a mere 48 hours after launching. I didn't think it would be possible for this to happen. I would love to know the global sales figures but what's clear even without them is that support for Wu among even the most foaming-at-the-gash feminists is at cock bottom.

What I find incredible, and I think this is the essence of what makes Wu such a fascinating case study in narcissism and delusion, is that despite what is very clearly an absolutely abysmal flop of a game, Wu is still talking shit on Twitter as if nothing had happened.

If I had planned for a product launch and was so engrossed/obsessed with it that I had essentially built my entire persona around it, a catastrophic failure like R60's launch would probably make me go into an intense and lengthy period of self reflection. For Wu, it's just another Thursday.

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God fucking damnit. Couldn't stick around on Tuesday and had to work all day yesterday, so I'm still catching up with this milestone of Wustory (currently at page 126). I can't believe the game a) was released and b) isn't crashing on every system within seconds of being started... but it gave us so much more bullshit to laugh at and you IT-savvy Kiwis do god's work explaining it in ways that even a bloke like me can understand the issues.
These reviews, comments, videos... I love it! This game was always meant to be ridiculed but it's a nice twist of fate to have Wu being dumb enough to wait with the release until her asspats run dry and there's noone left to defend her.
No matter what Wu will ever try or do, this turd will stick to her heels forever. She buid her "fame" (ie. notoriety) on being a game developer, so noone of her current followers cares about her past failures, but this? This has blown up into such a big cloud, she will never be able to escape the fallout and I'm loving every single second of it. At no point in the future is Wu going to be able to forget this failure that will haunt her until she drops off the face of the internet.
And being the asshole that I am, I genuinely hope it was Frank forcing Bribri's hand, marking the event that Frank slowly grows tired of his buttmonkey and eventually getting ready to drop Johnnyboys ass so he can upgrade to a younger toyladyboy.
It's very unlikely, I know, but a boy can dream...


But on a sad note:
I'm desperately trying to twist the "Culturally, Chris is still a virgin" meme into a shape that makes it apply to Wu and Rev60 but I can't... :(
 
The ball lickers are starting to congregate:

https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/revolution-60-is-live-brianna-wus-all-female-action-game/84898

First comment is from an alleged backer who is desperately trying to polish the turd.

I don't understand some comments I have read about the portrayal of the central characters - as with the Ghostbusters remake, this was just a story in which the core cast all happened to be female; there was absolutely no "agenda" here that I could see

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It's not one thing in particular, it's Wu's obsession with femininity. Wu's drawn the same female characters for 20~30 years. Wu's fantasy world is all woman, literally not a single man. Even in the comics, Wu seems to have only lesbians. Wu has that Chrischan / Dobson weird, male-free lesbianism fetish to the point where John Flynt gave up his penis to be closer to Alisson Holiday.

Like, we throw around Buffalo Bill a lot at trannies, but Wu is quite honestly the most honest representation of that.
You know what makes this particularly sad, though?

Wu's ambivalence. You're certainly correct that "Brianna Wu" was supposed to be the escape hatch to allow John Flynt to eject from his desperately crippled existence, starting anew and leaving behind the financial ashes of Soccon and college memories which, if that "Campus Legends" thread is to be trusted even remotely, paint Wu as such a severely socially-retarded loner that he stands out in the minds of people who met him even a single time, by virtue of his flaunting of social conventions, unchecked self-promotion, and sheer strangeness...

...And yet, there seems to be an inescapably ironic misogyny which rears its head amidst the seeds of John's work and his past. His "badonkadonk asses" fixation is notable for its juvenile sexual preoccupation, but became a point of discussion because it paints a picture of John breaking that most dogmatic of SJW shibboleths by legitimately objectifying women. Whether true or not, (and like much of the most central aspects of John's narrative, it may be an entirely fabricated, elaborately self-serving fantasy) John's claims of having been a houseboy at a popular sorority are highlighted by John himself as having been foundational in his creation of "The Girls", and yet when John actually parses what significance this apocryphal employment had upon his life's central fantasy, it amounts to little more than "They were hot, and could party hard!".

Together with his obsession with certain recurring "Bond Girl" traits which he's streamlined into a kind of psychological shorthand for the sort of girl he wants to present as, (the motorcycle, sunglasses, miniskirt, knee-high leather boots, bouffant ponytail up-do, etc.) John seems to view womanhood as tinged with a decided level of venom: the ridiculous cattiness of Holiday & Co.'s quips in Rev. 60 is laughable, but the selfsame constantly mocking, patronizing tone vomited out of his Twitter is anything but; thread stalwarts may joke about John's constant emasculating of his husband, but the ubiquitous recurrence of this undercutting suggests both a very masculine sort of competitiveness (John is clearly threatened by the high-achieving success of the not at all boastful Frank, and when not fashioning said laurels into a shiv to stab at the world by bragging about "my husband's patents" or the like, one imagines a home life of bitter jealousy) as well as a psyche ill at ease with the "reality" its constructed for itself.

Holiday-cum-Brianna may have started as a way to shed the sins of his past and emerge phoenix-like, in a blaze of social and professional glory, but make no mistake: John is furious that he hasn't been able to escape from this prison of his own creation. He repeats over and over again the social faux pas that branded him as a lonely weirdo in college, and uses the full force of the notoriety he's gathered around himself to bludgeon randos on Twitter for the most minor of perceived transgressions. Perhaps initially a fetish, sexually or otherwise, John's preoccupation with "Holiday, The Lone Assassin" -writ large has led him to the sadly untenable reality of trying to slit the world's throats, one at a time.
 
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Worth noting, Frank and Brianna Wu both have self-inserts in Revolution 60.

Amelia is Brianna's. They're both self-aggrandizing nobodies who are completely self-serving and can't give answers to logical questions like why she was brought to the N313 station with the group as part of the mission. When pressed, she goes on long-winded tiirades about her experience and skill and she shit-talks everyone she doesn't like whilst being passive-aggressive and catty. Even if you're able to enjoy the game for its so-bad-its-awesome charm, this girl will make you want to punch her in the throat.

Frank's is Chase Wu, a character that is mentioned but never seen in-game and is some kind of computer tech for Chessboard and Holiday talks up like a perfect man. And.... Fuck it, I'll quote the article:

Chessboard Lethologica said:
When Chase Wu graduated from high school, his coursework could have gotten him into any school in the country, and his track records would have landed an athletic scholarship at most of them. Instead, inspired by a family tradition of service, Wu joined the military.

Before the end of basic training, his drill instructor had repeatedly noted that Minuete recognized Chase's potential and personally recruited him into Chessboard.

Wu stood out among the new recruits due to his endurance, alertness, and reliability. Similar notes accumulated in Wu's internal record from every supervising officer. Wu moved with uncommon speed into Special Operations training, and from there into his first field posting in the European Union. His career would have been lengthy, polished, and inevitably ineffective, if not for his first mission with Chessboard.

Wu didn't realize that he was on a mission with Chessboard. He was second in command, but only his commander's clearance was high enough to know that the other agents present came from Chessboard rather than another SpecOps division. Wu was glad to have the Chessboard team along because they spoke excellent HassanTya Arabic, and he gave little thought otherwise to their origin.

But the military-supplied intelligence for this mission was inaccurate, and Wu's commander died in a shrapnel blast in a compromised safehouse in EI-Aaiun. Despite taking three pieces of shrapnel in his left arm, Wu rallied the rest of his squad, but the massacre would have been total if Wu had not listened to the commander, Minuete.

Wu believed at the time that he outranked Minuete, but he recognized her information as more reliable. By obeying her, Wu not only recovered the rest of his team to safety, but achieved 80% success on a collapsing mission and avoided any civilian casualties.

Wu's rapid assessment of the situation and willingness to comply with instructions impressed Minuete. After processing her mission report, Chessboard AI reassessed Wu's candidacy and issued a recruitment order.

Wu's performance continues to justify Minuete's initial impression. Given access to Chessboard's incredible technologies, Wu has shown both initiative and intelligence in preparing for combat. He makes a point not only of knowing how to use every piece of technology on his person, but how to optimize it, maintain it, and perform basic repairs in the field.

Since joining Chessboard, Wu has participated in more than a hundred field missions, and every one of his missions has achieved a success rate above 95%. Wu shows unfailing obedience to his commanders and follows both initial mission profiles and updated instructions from Chessboard AI.

If this was sucking his dick any harder it would have to do so in a motel with mirrored ceilings and hourly rates. Christ.
 
Worth noting, Frank and Brianna Wu both have self-inserts in Revolution 60.

Amelia is Brianna's. They're both self-aggrandizing nobodies who are completely self-serving and can't give answers to logical questions like why she was brought to the N313 station with the group as part of the mission. When pressed, she goes on long-winded tiirades about her experience and skill and she shit-talks everyone she doesn't like whilst being passive-aggressive and catty. Even if you're able to enjoy the game for its so-bad-its-awesome charm, this girl will make you want to punch her in the throat.

Frank's is Chase Wu, a character that is mentioned but never seen in-game and is some kind of computer tech for Chessboard and Holiday talks up like a perfect man. And.... Fuck it, I'll quote the article:



If this was sucking his dick any harder it would have to do so in a motel with mirrored ceilings and hourly rates. Christ.
"He makes a point not only of knowing how to use every piece of technology on his person, but how to optimize it, maintain it, and perform basic repairs in the field."

Isn't that something any grunt should be able to do?
 
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