Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[“Half-Cock” Jack Shaftoe]

I think this simile is worth dwelling on for a moment.
Banshees do scream, but banshees are traditionally female spirits of Irish origin which would lack scrotums and would “wear” a dress with no zippers. Also, the only people who get things caught in zippers are those who don’t wear underwear. Who do we know who has bragged about not wearing underwear?
Professional author…

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat is trying to fight fascism by....tweeting? Telling people to vote for Biden?



I think he wants to get paid for supporting the Democrats. The Lincoln Project sent out that same Trump clip where they cut him off before he says what he means but they get money for that. Pat does it for free!

I don't particularly like Trump or Biden myself but this is insane. I think he knows it too because he's acting like the world is ending and then back to Trek Tweets.

 

[Associate Rick]

Pat is trying to fight fascism by....tweeting? Telling people to vote for Biden?

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Self awareness level 1.7

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Self awareness level 1.7

You forgot a negative.

 

[Tablet County]

Im guessing this compilation has already been seen/heard by many thread niggers but it caused me to laugh hard enough to nearly black out so im reposting it for the benefit and betterment of anyone who has yet to experience it

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TLDR someone made a compilation of every "yes child"/"no child"/"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH CHILD" in the infamous fat faggot (with bitch tits) call and the end result is....fucking sublime. Especially if you put this on in the background while reading the latest wall of fat xeets

Shit nigga you can't post something that funny without a warning I almost died choking on my own laughter.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, the only people who get things caught in zippers are those who don’t wear underwear. Who do we know who has bragged about not wearing underwear?

Talk about what you know. I bet Fatty does scream like the banshee bitch he is when he catches his tiny scrotum in the zipper of his filthy, piss and shit-encrusted jeans.

 

[grapeshark77]

I undersold that Star Trek tweet, by the way.

1. The fifth movie in the Star Trek franchise taught him how to "be a person"
2. He had to sneak watch Star Trek. Why would anyone have to hide that show from their father?
3. His Dad "pretended to be asleep" to allow Pat his Trek time. Why does he think he pretended to be asleep? Probably drunk just like Pat.

 

[Tablet County]

The fifth movie in the Star Trek franchise taught him how to "be a person"

Isn't Star Trek V the shit one that Shatner wrote?

 

[Judge Holden]

The fifth movie in the Star Trek franchise taught him how to "be a person"

"Excuse me i'd just like to ask a question......what does a pig need with a basement meat grinder?"

His Dad "pretended to be asleep" to allow Pat his Trek time. Why does he think he pretended to be asleep? Probably drunk just like Pat

Either that or recovering from another tough night on the rodeo clown circuit

 

[Gentlebastard]

Fucking PAThetic. Look on my Franco-Germanic practice, ye fatty, and despair:



And, unlike Pat, I am not a 40 year old NEET pretending to be a writer while Xeeting 18/7.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There are serious questions on how fit his military is for battle on the FOOD situation alone, not mentioning how all his equipment is either old or under embargo in terms of spare parts. And 8ts not like they can buy them from third parties; with what money? The oil tanked in value and the country is commie. They're fucked due to leftist policy. Pat is so retarded he doesn't even know what alignment on the political spectrum Venezuela is on or what crashed the Soviets

Clearly, child, you don't know that all military equipment can be disabled by $2 worth of paint and a water balloon. I'm sorry you're too stupid to figure this out, little baby child. Now wait for the knock.

"They were forced to vote Si! No bueno!"

Source: A real writer needs no sources, child. Now wait for the knock.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

 

[Eternal Gopnik]

There are serious questions on how fit his military is for battle on the FOOD situation alone, not mentioning how all his equipment is either old or under embargo in terms of spare parts. And 8ts not like they can buy them from third parties; with what money? The oil tanked in value and the country is commie. They're fucked due to leftist policy. Pat is so retarded he doesn't even know what alignment on the political spectrum Venezuela is on or what crashed the Soviets

Spoiler: Off topic sperging

Sure, Venezuela's military is a rolling circus, but the thing that has everyone worried is that Guyana... basically doesn't have a military at all. For example, they have no combat aviation and their entire air defense is a couple ancient MANPADS, while Venezuela has about 30 attack helicopter. They have no tanks, Venezuela has about a hundred T-72s, plus some other assorted armor. They have plenty of heavy artillery, Guyana has a couple of mortars. Etc.

There's also very little stopping le Putler from just supplying them with parts and giving them support, half of Venezuela's equipment is Soviet/Russian and he might do it just to troll Joepedo by starting another conflict, this time in basically his backyard.

Still, I'm expecting a shitshow where Maduro either eventually backs down and tries to pretend the referendum never happened, or possibly he starts the invasion and the Venezuelan army turns on each other before they engage any Guyana forces. Who knows.

 

[Tablet County]

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He found him so unfunny he tried to ape his bit.

 

[Post Reply]

I undersold that Star Trek tweet, by the way.

1. The fifth movie in the Star Trek franchise taught him how to "be a person"
2. He had to sneak watch Star Trek. Why would anyone have to hide that show from their father?
3. His Dad "pretended to be asleep" to allow Pat his Trek time. Why does he think he pretended to be asleep? Probably drunk just like Pat.

For what's its worth, that ST6, the Undiscovered Country. Sulu is on screen for all of 5 minutes, so how Patrick learned to be a human being from that example is beyond me.

Actually this might explain a lot, come to think of it.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Pat is trying to fight fascism by....tweeting? Telling people to vote for Biden?

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I think he wants to get paid for supporting the Democrats. The Lincoln Project sent out that same Trump clip where they cut him off before he says what he means but they get money for that. Pat does it for free!

I don't particularly like Trump or Biden myself but this is insane. I think he knows it too because he's acting like the world is ending and then back to Trek Tweets.

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"watching Sulu have the hardest moment in the whole franchise" what, did they fly to the planet of the preschoolers? Tss

 

[Hitlerswag420]

He is *completely* off the rails today. It was mentioned that last night he passed out drunk at 2AM. This morning he woke up at 10AM and immediately started raging on twitter. Looks like he "had a few" to kill his hangover, and is already full blown wasted. Looks like he is panicking about the infographic as he quote-tweeted (didn't just screenshot) it and went on an incomprehensible spheal about "DARVO" tactics. Looks like he's trying to "get ahead of" whatever is going to happen to him necccckst.





He's now tweeting/retweeting out some nonsense to bump the infographic off his first page. Probably doesn't want his following to see that lol

 

[Useful_Mistake]

What the fuck is that infographic, and why does it look like it's trying to convince me about some governmental conspiracy?

 

[FinnSven]

What the fuck is that infographic, and why does it look like it's trying to convince me about some governmental conspiracy?

It’s all of the evidence that Fatrick vandalized his own property, then filed a false report.

I know it’s circumstantial, but I also don’t think someone who was swatting Fatrick would have just written some dumb shit oh his bike and wall.
Plus surely someone out to do that would wear a hoodie or other face concealing article of clothing. Only Fatrick is dumb enough to not even go to that level of effort.

 

[Judge Holden]

What the fuck is that infographic, and why does it look like it's trying to convince me about some governmental conspiracy?

The government is covering up just how much of a fat faggot pat is and how obscene his bitch tits are so that they can eventually have him be sworn in as the first pachyderm president and thus further the new world order I'LL HAVE TWO NUMBER 9s, A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, A NUMBER 7, TWO NUMBER 45s, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA