More post-jail sightings megathread

Post is already deleted. Did the Redditor provide any information? Community Happenings thread says it was to pick up possessions, but did anyone catch exactly what they said?

Edit: Didn't see the screenshot above. What a dumb and typical redditor. Yes, Chris is going to the police because people looked at publicly available information to figure out where he probably lives. Chris, who has had his address known to the public for 15+ years bar a few months in the recent past.
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
The only reason I can think of for him being in the Greene County Sheriff's Department is to meet with someone as part of the condition of his dismissed release. He's not there to dispose of an American Flag.
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Someone on the plebbit thread, with whatever degree of accuracy, said he was there trying to get back some of his property they still had.
Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
My big question is why does the picture appear to be taken from the side of the glass an officer would be on?
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I think because it pretty obviously actually was. Hope they don't get into trouble, even if they're not only a redditor but a pig cop.

Well, okay, maybe I do if it would be funny.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Since that's on Chris's right side, I bet that's where he rubs dirt and shit off his hands.
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Yeah, this looks more like accumulated filth to me than it does a fresh grass stain.

Think about it, what's more likely? Chris playing outside and skidding on the ground on a crisp December day? Or Chris never fucking washes his clothes and that denim contains enough bacteria to wipe out a nursing home?
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
So he is wearing a body suit. He must be fatter than we realize if he still looks this corpulent, even wearing that.
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Body suit? Or is it that Chris hikes his panties up really high while also low-ridering his skirt for some reason?

AnOminous said:
Someone on the plebbit thread, with whatever degree of accuracy, said he was there trying to get back some of his property they still had.

I think because it pretty obviously actually was. Hope they don't get into trouble, even if they're not only a redditor but a pig cop.

Well, okay, maybe I do if it would be funny.
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What stuff could it be? The shit he bought with the money he took out of Barb's account right before he was arrested?

The Man With No Name said:
Yeah, this looks more like accumulated filth to me than it does a fresh grass stain.

Think about it, what's more likely? Chris playing outside and skidding on the ground on a crisp December day? Or Chris never fucking washes his clothes and that denim contains enough bacteria to wipe out a nursing home?
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Pretty much all of Chris' clothing has been stained to hell and back. They only time it hasn't been stained was when it was brand new, which didn't stay unstained for long. Chris is a fucking slob and always has been. Wouldn't be surprised if he was just too stupid to figure out how a washer and dryer work, but laziness is also a likely explanation.
 
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Body suit? Or is it that Chris hikes his panties up really high while also low-ridering his skirt for some reason?
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It's a body suit. Check out the collar on the first picture. A lot of those suits have a turtle neck type top to them, which is the same color as the bottoms. Plus, those panties would be riding really low under Chris's gut if he stretched out like that.

It's probably something like this, with or without sleeves:
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Just a theory but it might not be on the other side of the glass. I've been in town halls where the waiting room was visible through a window for whatever reason. You can also see the reflection of the Christmas lights, it almost looks like a hallway, despite the fact that there's an entrance from the outside as well on the other side. This could be an office attached to a main hallway
 
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F. N. Words said:
Just a theory but it might not be on the other side of the glass. I've been in town halls where the waiting room was visible through a window for whatever reason. You can also see the reflection of the Christmas lights, it almost looks like a hallway, despite the fact that there's an entrance from the outside as well on the other side. This could be an office attached to a main hallway
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Let’s just agree that a cop did this.

I find the thought that even the local LE see Chris and go: “There’s that granny raping lolcow! Imma snap a pic!” Funny and weirdly comforting.
 
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