Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

It’s giving pixyteri cosplay vibes

Awww she looks like a sleeping chudjak

 

[JelloJerk]

b u s t e d
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Right so... any med Kiwis, what is the likelyhood of this actually happening? I believe it as much as the enlarged super heart and the 13 concussions.

Also I'm cackling at the idea that Ian really hates her at this point and just found his LIFE PARTNER fainting to be funny/satisfying enough to take a photo of it for memories.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Because this is probably the most exciting thing in her life right now, she’s updated here too

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

It’s giving pixyteri cosplay vibes
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Autistic side note, I’m glad without all the filters and makeup, she still has that Homer Simpson mouth line thing. I’ve never seen it on a real person before and I think it’s neat.

She really gets into the uncanny realm of can't tell if it's a prepubescent boy or postmenopausal lesbian. Also thanks, can't unsee the homer simpson mouth now.

Right so... any med Kiwis, what is the likelyhood of this actually happening? I believe it as much as the enlarged super heart and the 13 concussions.

Also I'm cackling at the idea that Ian really hates her at this point and just found his LIFE PARTNER fainting to be funny/satisfying enough to take a photo of it for memories.

Some people faint when the needles come out, it's not unrealistic. But maybe she just felt sick and histrionically made it out to be more than it was, also possible.

 

[Metabolic Melody]

Because this is probably the most exciting thing in her life right now, she’s updated here too
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lmfao it's vasovagal response. not vagal response.
(sry for the nitpick)

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

lmfao it's vasovagal response. not vagal response.
(sry for the nitpick)

If I was more witty I would make a joke about her lack of vaginal responses towards her husband.

 

[Prostolurk]

Anisa hardcore munch era would be amazing, I think it's very probable since it's a very easy way to farm attention. I can already imagine the BRAVE MUSLIM SEX WORKER who also has a MYSTERIOUS CHRONIC ILLNESS persona!

Edit: I couldn't quite make it out at first, but it just hit me - in the fainted picture she reminds me of fucking Chelton of all people, R.I.P. ketamine queen

 

[TokiBun]

Christ it’s pathetic how badly she wants attention all the time. Makes me wonder who’s more self absorbed her or Boogie2988.

 

[JelloJerk]

Alright I finally got enough mental fortitude to go through the Anisa stream from the 3rd. I got a lot of clips which are way longer than Ian's because she talks SO MUCH OH MY GOD SHE DOESN'T STOP.

Stream starts in complete darkness and some rave music, which I found funny. Almost gets you hyped.

White woman jumpscare

What am I watching she's such a spaz

Ian has been doing SOOO good with streaming!!! BUT erm... he missed his weekly upload on his channel last week!! I won't hold that against him though! Hee hee
Is Anisa the one that insisted on the weekly content grind...?
Also she goes "IAN made me paranoid about logins and stuff".

JUST SAYING THAT HE MISSED LAST WEEK'S UPLOAD!!! IT'S FINE THOUGH I'M FINE WITH IT

Ian will not be appearing on this stream. The title of the stream is "playing wow with @idubbbz" clickbaiting ass hoe.

Some might wonder what's wrong with this crazy bitch-- she has a vitamin D deficiency!!! you could say that again!! HAR HAR Okay this is actually the one condition I'm willing to believe. I just find the concept of her identifying what's wrong with herself to just be a mere vitamin deficiency to be funny.
Also she has been stretching!!!!!!!!! And she's SUPER FLEXIBLE NOW!!!

Ian is working like a DOG + She talks about the deleted podcast episode. She says that it was Dane who contacted them to say that the audio "is lost". I like to think he just heroically decided to pull the plug on it.

IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE IT WOULD'VE BEEN SUCHHHH A GOOD EPISODEEEE

Anisa tells her chat that she has bought her autistic son a musical keyboard AS A SURPRISE. SO PLEASE KEEP IT SECRET CHAT.
"What the hell? Did Santa drop that off?! " Fucking hell

Anisa says that someone on TikTok commented that she had fluoride stare LMAO.
"Probably true"

Not even Ian thinks her TikToks are good

Anisa talks about her hair, how she likes ALL HER HAIRSTYLES ALL THE TIME. But she really likes this one right now because it's "so low maintenance".

Anisa gives Ian streaming advice. I don't even think she's giving him bad advice, I just think that he's such a medicated zombie that he can't be high energy and engaging.

Anisa talks about how she got addicted to the streaming grind to the point where she had a previous boyfriend that ended up leaving her because she just never talked to him since she was so busy streaming. Said boyfriend also cheated on her with another woman he met at college but SHE DOESN'T HOLD THAT AGAINST HIM
(Is she talking about Akkadian here, or some other boyfriend? @anisa_jomha_reciepts do you know?)

Anisa talks about parasocial relationships. She says that when you're benefitting from it "it's hard to see the problem".
She also says that streamers can fall into it because streamers have no social life-- "For a lot of us, this is our socialisation"

They do not talk to the neighbours. Anisa doesn't like them because of VIBES.

Notes:
-She likes to say "I DON'T HOLD THAT AGAINST THEM THO" a lot after she complains about something that somebody does, which to me it's kind of unsettling. If it didn't bother you I don't think you would mention it...
-Most of this stream has just been about what Ian has been doing. It's basically an Ian lore dump stream so far lol.
-Man where are the videogames at?! She said she was gonna play WoW in the title, she mentions playing League. It has been 20 minutes into this 1 hour stream and she's just sitting there talking.

 

[Fren]

Okay, Anus is now looking like this Elliot Page Troon, forgot his real name.
Imagine being a self-proclaimed model and only manage to look like a 5'2 Troon Manlet.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Okay, Anus is now looking like this Elliot Page Troon, forgot his real name.
Imagine being a self-proclaimed model and only manage to look like a 5'2 Troon Manlet.

She has made herself look so ugly that you almost can't even make fun of her for it anymore. It's like calling someone a retard when they're actually retarded.

 

[CoolFool]

I thought Anisa was already getting her vitamin D deficiency taken care of? Did she stop taking vitamins or something? Lacking vitamin D can cause some pretty shit symptoms but it's also easily fixed.

Right so... any med Kiwis, what is the likelyhood of this actually happening? I believe it as much as the enlarged super heart and the 13 concussions.

I know Anisa lies a lot but I will say that fainting while giving blood is not unheard of. I've never had that happen personally, but I've had friends throw up and I've witnessed a couple of grown men come close to passing out.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

So she passes out, and he takes a picture of her while unconscious?

I’m not really sure what to think about that. Like, does his autistic side spazz out with glee whenever her eyes are off him for half a second?

If anything this is one of the more normal and genuinely funny things Ian has recently done. If that happened to me my family or friends would also take a pic. Not to share on instagram, of course, but they would take it.

Right so... any med Kiwis, what is the likelyhood of this actually happening? I believe it as much as the enlarged super heart and the 13 concussions.

Enlarged super heart, lmao thanks for reminding me of that, that's probably my all time favorite Anisa larp.

 

[JelloJerk]

I thought Anisa was already getting her vitamin D deficiency taken care of? Did she stop taking vitamins or something? Lacking vitamin D can cause some pretty shit symptoms but it's also easily fixed.

She said that she stopped taking the vitamins for it once she felt fine so she went back to feeling like shit lol. She ends the clip with epic "MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR MEDS EVEN IF YOU FEEL FINE GUIS" advice.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Here in Brazil, "Vagal" is short for "vagabundo/a" which means either a bum or a whore. Found it apropos for Anisa.

Can't they just record themselves reacting to a more interesting event, like an NFL game or a boxing match, or even just playing games? Maybe it would be far more interesting than their never-ending bloviating about themselves.

 

[LimeRikki]

Here in Brazil, "Vagal" is short for "vagabundo/a" which means either a bum or a whore. Found it apropos for Anisa.

Can't they just record themselves reacting to a more interesting event, like an NFL game or a boxing match, or even just playing games? Maybe it would be far more interesting than their never-ending bloviating about themselves.

Anisa doesn't want the topic of conversation to be more interesting than her.

If she keeps the topic mundane and dull she looks quirky and interesting in comparison doesn't she? No. Lol.

 

[Vect]

Right so... any med Kiwis, what is the likelyhood of this actually happening? I believe it as much as the enlarged super heart and the 13 concussions.

Powerlevel, but I risk fainting if I have blood drawn while upright, it's not something I can control. Assuming this isn't some thing she does often, it's understandable - and given how unflattering the picture iDubbbz took of her for some reason, I can believe that it wasn't staged. We've had little glimpses of this kind of behavior in the early stages of their relationship, but I do wonder just how antisocial iDubbbz might act if he was given free reign for an extended period of time.

 

[Godmode]

Powerlevel, but I risk fainting if I have blood drawn while upright, it's not something I can control. Assuming this isn't some thing she does often, it's understandable - and given how unflattering the picture iDubbbz took of her for some reason, I can believe that it wasn't staged. We've had little glimpses of this kind of behavior in the early stages of their relationship, but I do wonder just how antisocial iDubbbz might act if he was given free reign for an extended period of time.

50/50 chance she really fainted. 0% chance it fucked her up to the point she felt fatigued and was in bed with the sweats like she claims. She had blood tests where they draw a couple vials in like 15 seconds. It's not like she was donating pints of blood. 95% chance this will fuel a munchie arc for the attention whore.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

Could've been staged. Look she gives blood even though she faints! How charitable! I like the merch shout out lol.

I 100% believe it's staged, Anisa seems like the type who "fainted" in middle/high school for attention.

Some people faint when the needles come out, it's not unrealistic. But maybe she just felt sick and histrionically made it out to be more than it was, also possible.

At best she's definitely massively over exaggerating, if any of this is based in reality at all she probably got a little dizzy then came up with this story and had Idubbz snap a picture. The whole thing just feels so odd and attention seeking.

Spoiler: Slight PL

I know no experience is universal but I passed out from needles and giving blood when I was younger and it was nowhere near this animated and exaggerated, she sounds like she's describing something out of a movie

 

[PetiteFeet]

Fake and gay! What a dramawhore.