🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[RollerGator]

Losing weight may be healthy for him, but fat Ralph looked cooler.

 

[Elmo]

belligerent swagger of The Gunt

Most of the time these days his aggression is performative and forced. He obviously can't holler very much anymore because of his smoking habit. He needs the liquor to light the fire in his pig belly.

 

[Braphamut]

Losing weight may be healthy for him, but fat Ralph looked cooler.

It was part of the Plump Pimp's Presentation. This creasy grocery bag of a person had no ice or presence (or shoulders).

Much like livestock, the fat must've been where his flavor is stored because his show is drier than turkey jerky in Kween Kuffal's mancave in the Atacama Desert.

 

[RollerGator]

It was part of the Plump Pimp's Presentation. This creasy grocery bag of a person had no ice or presence (or shoulders).

Much like livestock, the fat must've been where his flavor is stored because his show is drier than turkey jerky in Kween Kuffal's mancave in the Atacama Desert.

The prize winning hog is never a skinny piggy

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yet more proof this fat faggot is flexing on hiring Third World skank hos.

Not even needed. It IS funny to think, though, that if he gets belligerent with one of them vis a vis an unwanted face shot, that’s how he’ll intersect with a cartel

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Gee, sure hope ralphamale doesn’t suffer any consequences of rapid unhealthy weight loss, such as gallstones. Just keep googling those weird pain symptoms Ralph.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Can’t believe the Gunt scattered off and infected Rekieta while Rekieta is desperately trying to stave off the Gunt by getting all his calories from booze. Bold plan!

 

[Elmo]

@Elaine Miller is on the hunt for a
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Thank you, @Lidl Drip

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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@Elaine Miller is on the hunt for a
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Thank you, @Lidl Drip

I thought EOR was LARPing as a neocon of the trad Cath variety.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

New demon baby arc?

 

[Axiom.]

It would be funny but she's fucking crazier than May, she's even more online than Ralph and Null is actually what she wants to fuck most but he's actually a man who keeps to his principals

 

[Harry Angel]

I'm sure in her schizo brain Elaine thinks getting together with Ralph is the perfect way to get back at Null for rejecting her, in a similar manner that Ralph thought gunting two women nobody sane would touch with a 10-foot pole and spawning two kids he doesn't care about will "own" Null.

In other words, they're perfect for each other.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm sure in her schizo brain Elaine thinks getting together with Ralph is the perfect way to get back at Null for rejecting her, in a similar manner that Ralph thought gunting two women nobody sane would touch with a 10-foot pole and spawning two kids he doesn't care about will "own" Null.

In other words, they're perfect for each other.

Can't wait for Elaine to carve Gunt's name into her legs.

 

[Fornicario]

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@Elaine Miller is on the hunt for a
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Thank you, @Lidl Drip

Grace Thorpe 2.0 arc incoming.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The prize winning hog is never a skinny piggy
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[Rage Pig]

What being on a one-torta-a-day diet does to a motherfucker: Jealously seething, secretly wishing to stuff it all into his gluttonous gunt.


Extreme weight loss can also cause severe brain damage, as illustrated in this fantastically delusional drivel:

 

[Hüftpriester]

Extreme weight loss can also cause severe brain damage, as illustrated in this fantastically delusional drivel:

tbh he's not wrong if he's talking about the kino casino. They have no content when Ralph isn't doing some crazy shit and I can only imagine how unwatchable their show is these days.

Not to say that the Killstream is much better. Dick Masterson vs. some random twitter sperg on Gaza? This is what happens when you burn all your bridges, ladies and guntlemen.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Coining that term isn't something to be proud of Ralph, people only started using it to make fun of you because you took it seriously and we spell it Sektur because the way you talk sounds funny.

It's why we spell it bish too, BISH.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

FFS Ralph, scream at a woman to suck your cock for coke, or ask how loose her pushy is bish. Do something besides limp wristed limp dick impotent boasting and faggoty tourist pics.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Dick was so enthusiastic about this appearance he didn't even turn his camera on and spent most of the time arguing with some Australian about how he doesn't care about Israel.

And Ralph totally hit his goal of $425, for real guys.