Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I'mThePatMan! said:
A Brotherman reminded everyone that today is the anniversary of Pearl Harbor.
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What a FAT faggot
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Fixed up that last bit of text for you, and thought I'd take a swing at this fun little concept in a more photorealistic manner:

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Edit: I couldn't help myself. We all know how this is going to end up:

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LGHDR+ said:
Fixed up that last bit of text for you, and thought I'd take a swing at this fun little concept in a more photorealistic manner:

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Edit: I couldn't help myself. We all know how this is going to end up:

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"He opened the rough board door of the jakes and stepped in. The judge was seated upon the closet. He was naked and he rose up smiling and gathered him in his arms against his immense and terrible flesh and shot the barlatch home behind him"
 
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Procrastinhater said:
The Wrath of Khan was probably my favorite Star Trek movie. Star Trek VI is right up there though, even if it does show the time it was made by being an obvious end of the Cold War allegory.
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Khan is the obvious classic, just because you had two of the best ham actors in existence, Shatner and Montalban, in a duel with each other as to who could chew the scenery harder.

Shatner barely won, largely because he did ham acting within ham acting, when he faked being completely owned by Khan.

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" The best yell in history.

It helped that Khan was such a sympathetic villain. He had a really legitimate beef, and on top of that I'm not even convinced from the UFP propaganda that the right side won the Eugenics Wars.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Pat, no one cares
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We know he won't self publish since he sees it beneath him (and the only way he'll make money is with an advanced) so how does he intend to sell it when he's burned bridges with a publisher or two and he didn't even finish out his last contract due to low sells?

And if he wanted money (since he paid Quasi) the book would have been out on store shelves by December 1st at the latest.
 
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keytar said:
One of the most fascinating aspects of Pat to me is just how utterly humourless he is. If someone was tweeting at me pretending to be my toilet I'd have to laugh, even if I was annoyed with the people doing it. But he is always completely autistically serious about everything. I can't fathom it, it's so far from how my own brain works I may as well try and think like an actual pig. It's ironic that he has never been intentionally funny in his life but is one of the most unintentionally funny people I've ever come across.
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
yeah honestly this is the biggest thing I just don't get with people like patrick. If I was getting the texts that he did I'd just have a laugh and play along because of just how absurd it is. If the frequency did bother me at some point I'd just block or change numbers, which is something pat categorically refuses to do.
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grapeshark77 said:
This made me smile. The joke here is that Batman's origin story has been told over and over again. Pat completely misunderstands this and throws in an incoherent attempt at humor. I thought he was supposed to be a geek?

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This is to me the essence of the lolcow (aside from the actually mentally ill or just regular sexual freaks who are lolcows but in a different way to me) and it's ultimately an inability to laugh at themselves in any way. I don't mean having a self-deprecating sense of a humor or anything approaching that level, I mean simply in not being aggrieved into anger whenever the narcissistic fantasy of being perfect is breached. It's like if you spill something on you do you laugh about it or do you get upset about the "injustice" that it happened. I feel all but a few lolcows are in the second category. They can't even do the self-deprecation right because it reveals the butthurt and they fundamentally can't think of themselves as imperfect in any way that might speak to themselves as a person. The "flaws" they play up are almost always to absolve them or to further them as perfect in some other way, you see this with troons a lot most obviously, there's never a real acceptance of being imperfect or being "perfect in your own way" (that's too individualistic for them) so they're trapped in the other stages of grief like cope and seethe.

The lolcows who disappeared or actually changed (there's some!) are those who accepted (although probably not in these words) that what the Kiwi Farms covers about them they didn't like about themselves in the first place. Rick is one of the most impervious to this possibility. We all mention how he doesn't do the simple task of not changing his number, but he also does the other wrong thing to avoid this: not play along or lean in. He has only one mode "aggro against and literally fight the bullies" and simply cannot think outside the box, look at how he talks about Putin and Trump who he will never meet in person or really ever truly interact with. He thinks "disarming" only in a physical manner where he puts down an atalker within seconds of an optical Patdown or throwing someone in a cell not disarming them by truly taking away the fun. He can't even do the thing where you're prideful about what you're being bullied about right because that would require him to accept that while he likes something it's fine that others don't. There's a level of personal acceptance where someone's calling you gay and you can say something like "Yeah I suck dicks for cock, so what?" that Patirck hasn't achieved because deep down he's seething about how reality has wronged him by not playing into his delusional self-image. And he really wants you, as in everyone, to be as aggrieved as he is.

You can trace this mode of thinking directly to what he imagines will be the "solution" where Mom and Dad eventually listens and throws all the bullies in prison. It's about others accepting that he's right and therefore will do what he wants. Until then the existence of the problem just proves that he's right and you should do what he wants. All roads lead to Rick.

Doesn't help that he doesn't really seem to grasp humor in other ways as seen by this whiff on the Gail Simone tweet. Someone he reply guys to a lot and who posts lots of sarcastic tweets about comic tropes. He's too busy thinking about himself to even recognize the personality of this much more famous writer.
 
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Pepperonified said:
Fatass complains that he will never have a blue check unless he pays for it, and longs for the days when it could be used as a cudgel to condescend people.

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Rick longs for the days when he paid to be in an exclusive club with Norm MacDonald, Kevin Spacey, Ben Shapiro, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Plus Bob Chipman. Not just any rabble with $8 but people somebody at Twitter had heard of!
 
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If anything, a blue check mark was indicative of the slop you should avoid. The platform is nothing more than a vehicle for armchair cucks like Pat to shit on others, and he fails miserably at that.

He's so childish and obstinate he still won't change his pfp.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Pat, no one cares
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There's a reason one should judge by the content not word counts. They, by itself, say nothing. I have seen RWBY fics written faster and with more words than his, for example. Likewise, 80k is not equal to 80k. The first Harry Potter book is pretty short all in all (76,944 words), but it has a lot more in it than most larger books (or fics for that matter)

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And all this is just from one author. Nearly 30 works, all many times larger than Pat's. I can't necessarily vouch for quality, but if he wants to compare word counts, he's beat.

But, maybe this author is an exception? Let's look if there's any other authors that can have him beat.
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And this is all in RWBY without counting the crossovers. If we count those, another thousand authors have Pat beat.
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Let's open another can of worms, shall we? Harry Potter. I mean, surely those losers won't outperform him?
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...oh.
StinkySnack said:
An AI image of a mother and nursing child, and his mind goes to…”weirdos jerking off”? I’m sensing some serious projection here.
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Why is it anytime anyone likes anything that has a child in it, the critics (even here) immediately jump to fantasizing about people jerking off to the child? Patrick should sign up here, he'd be in good company.
Pepperonified said:
Fatass complains that he will never have a blue check unless he pays for it, and longs for the days when it could be used as a cudgel to condescend people.
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This is such a weird thing. Even twitter users didn't value the blue checkmark. Mocking users with one was something everyone engaged in; left or right. Say what you will about Musk, but now the blue does have value. It is literally backed by thousands of dollars being spent on it by users monthly.
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Hahaha.
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Anyone else and I'd write this off as a joke but you just know Pat is already imagining himself bossing Guy Ritchie around on set.
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Holy shit, but does he ever attract only the most retarded supporters. That said, though, does this mean Pat's film now has US gov seal of approval?
 
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