Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

I think he has discussed age of consent when the Russell Brand accusations came around, and he said that age of consent is really complicated and he isn't against a 30 year old having sex with a 16 year old if it is legal.

His oldest is 16, but it’s a boy and Nick is one of those degenerates who thinks older women molesting teenage boys is hot.

 

[Cringestorian X]

Someone is probably assembling the balldo soundboard as we speak.
"He... Hey Nick, its me, Drexel."

or better yet, maybe the real gator can come out of his retirement and make use of his golden broom one last time


c'mon shannon, for the good old days

 

[Anticipointment]

This guy didn’t wrong Nick. He’s not telling him what he’s “allowed” to do. He’s giving him free data about why he’s bleeding subscribers and viewers. Chimping over that just proves he was right to withdraw support.

Dude dropped $50, we got 12 + minutes of chimping out.
Nick really showing how little he cares.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

18 year olds who think they're smart and make good decisions because they're 18 and not 17 are some of the dumbest motherfuckers in the world.

Increase the age of consent to 21, unironically and not in Minecraft.

Agreed. I was a dumbass who thought he knew everything when I was 18. When I was 21 I was still a dumbass but I didn't think I knew everything as much.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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I've seen this happen with game developers who think the prospective customers for their games are too "toxic." They say "If you don't like what I'm selling, fuck off. I don't want your business."

Funny thing is, your customers/fans will do what you want when you tell them that.

 

['Ole Dente]

saying fuck you to his viewers will result in former fans who will not only NOT leave, they will also actively shit up the chat and start attacking his other viewers.

Dear Feeder said it best in one of the MATI streams (I'm paraphrasing.)

"You'll often find that the people who hate you the most used to be your fans. These were people giving you money and adoration because they liked who you were and what you did and over time, the facade dropped or you changed, and they turned their antagonism towards you for tricking them into every thinking you were something more than a stupid asshole on the internet."

 

[Potatoherder]

I do not understand Rumble's viewer numbers. A stream where he bitches about Maddox gets 10k whereas the Rittenhouse interview or Dax get under 5K. A 50% drop in viewers when he has a guest? Anyways, he did better on YT at $215 with normal-ish numbers peaking at just over 1.8K.

Nick(31197417) said one thing and i need to post in context to make sense of it.

noxidtrebor	"Imagine needing to be up all night anyway, turning on this stream and getting paid more than some of you make per day, per hour, to sit here and chat while a progress bar fills...."	2023-12-08 04:53:16 -0600 CST
420boy	Night Chat	2023-12-08 04:54:04 -0600 CST
RekietaLaw	PREOGRESS	2023-12-08 04:54:05 -0600 CST

This is in reference to VeeVee18(75176345) who is detractor who is in the chat.

Only rant that i found amusing/interesting.

themostbannedqueen

Thank G-D Dani Ahn direct was streaming and I missed most of whatever the gheyyy nonsense this is lamo.

$1

2023-12-08 02:04:53 -0600 CST

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[LonelyEggRoll]

Nick’s whole smug ‘Just Stop Eating’ lecture where he said anorexics aren’t hardcore enough because they sneak chocolate bars, didn‘t paint him as the stoic, bastion of willpower he thought it did.

It made him sound more like a teenage girl trying to out do the hysterics of her fellow pro-ana message board posters, with boasts of how long they’ve gone without a morsel of food passing their dainty lips.

He has made weight, and food into a huge emotional cudgel, that clearly takes up a lot of his daily thoughts as he denies himself eating with his family, another weapon people can batter him with when they tire of the swinging & degeneracy accusations.

The man clearly has deep problems, and why he thought admitting to his audience that he’s been starving himself like a self-harming fourteen year old girl was a good idea, we may never know.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They say "If you don't like what I'm selling, fuck off. I don't want your business."

And they act like that is a perfectly normal way for a mature adult to handle the loss of a customer. But imagine if anyone responded so bizarrely to Nick.

NICK: “I’ve spent hundreds of dollars a month at your restaurant. But since management started putting cum in the tendie batter, it’s just not edible. I suggested they switch to black bull cum but the cooks insist on using white-bread-ass nigga cum. It saddens me to have to take my business elsewhere, but I wanted you to know why you’re losing so many customers.”

MANAGEMENT: “FUCK. OFF. From now on we’re only serving PRACTICING lawyers. Gag on nigger cock!”

I’m sure he’d take that well and never mention it online.

 

[RotPockets]

Why is every insufferable horse faced faggot mentioning My Cousin Vinny?

(timestamped)

 

[elb]

Nick shakes because he’s horny for @Null

 

[AnOminous]

Just had a thought, has anyone tried asking Nick Rekieta what his definition of monogamy is?

I assume he has some Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" definition where taking it up the ass from Hedonism II bulls doesn't count.

 

[Fools Idol]

Nick shakes because he’s horny for @Null
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Looks fucking awful. The nose sticks out but it's his eyes that tell the real story. Also, what the fuck is going on with his lips?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick is slurring & the majority of everything he has said on tonight’s show are things he has said at least once before but he doesn’t seem to realize that he is repeating himself, excessively.

I'm convinced he's blackout drunk basically all his waking hours when he isn't sleeping it off in a booze coma. He literally doesn't know he is just saying the same dumb shit over and over.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Nick shakes because he’s horny for @Null
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Why does he suddenly have the 50-packs-a-day gravelly voice?

 

[TheButcherknight]

Why does he suddenly have the 50-packs-a-day gravelly voice?

Dehydration from drinking too much

 

[AnOminous]

"The hired help that I employ, because my SAHM wife can't run my household, spends 3k+ monthly to stock my snack cupboard at my behest. She is also responsible for my children living off HFCS poison and the destruction of the nuclear family sitdown meal".

Is there a single thing this fucking faggot takes responsibility for? Literally everything is someone else's fault.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I wouldn't be surprised if Nick doesn't eat because you get more drunk from drinking on an empty stomach.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Why does he suddenly have the 50-packs-a-day gravelly voice?

Did you know that you can literally get throat cancer from sucking dick?

https://health.clevelandclinic.org/throat-cancers-link-oral-sex-know

 

[Peace Through Power]

Why does he suddenly have the 50-packs-a-day gravelly voice?

He is possessed by a demon from a medallion he recieved two months ago