Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Jesus Christ can we just put these people in Gitmo?!
My lip curled in disgust reading that. It takes a lot to make my face do that involuntarily.

“Hello, I have bowel cancer and I’ve been told I need surgery on my bottom, I’m told this group is a good place to discuss it?”
"sexual reassignment surgery" invalidates their gender identity I guess.
Lil doods mom shaves her heckin manly moustache
How does mom get away with this? Did she get the troon pass-out drunk and shave it? Hold a gun to their head? Just weird.
The issue isn’t really that the clothes don’t fit, it’s that her body is still a female body. She got a suit tailored to perfectly fit her body and hated how it showed her curves. There are no clothes on earth that can turn an average height woman with female hips into a strapping six foot Tom Hiddlestone type. She’s basically looking for a magic clothes store.
You could selectively pad out the outfit, kinda like how women's suits in the 80's had massive shoulder pads to make them look more manly. I guess that would leave you looking like a really fat, short guy. Makeup can maybe take the effect one step further. If we normalize high heel shoes on men then I guess you could clock trannies for wearing platform shoes like Kim Jong-il.
 
Sooooo...

Do they like add a rubber band to hold the phallo and metoid together or does it just flap and bang together like unsexy coconuts?



Spiders and I have a truce. They can hide or live in a corner and eat bugs to their hearts content.. but come out into the world and scare me and out the window you go!
They're good for the house. They eat bugs.
The only ones I don't like are Black Widows, and Hobo spiders. Oh and Recluse Spiders because the bites can be horrific.
I don't mind big tarantulas.
 
I'm not even a fan of the GOP because it's full of RINO's and fake Conservatives but would love nothing more than a repeat of Reagans win against Mondale in '84 just to see the fucking howls of seething Alices and the lamentations of their Pooners but as long as they control the voting machines its not likely to happen.

Totally functional
Looks cis, bro dood.
That's actually a Lake Michigan Lamprey. Or a Steven King Shit Weasel. Easy for the doctor to mix up though. Happens to the best of us.
 
Having a thread for only troon L's is bigoted. ALL LETTERS DESERVE RIGHTS! Have an E for diversity!
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TIM freaks out after discovering detrans people exist.Honest question,but have you ever seen gay people freak out over "ex gays" like trans people have with detrans?If people realizing they were never trans to begin with makes you have doubts about your own "identity" then can you be certain that it was real to begin with?
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TIM freaks out after discovering detrans people exist.Honest question,but have you ever seen gay people freak out over "ex gays" like trans people have with detrans?If people realizing they were never trans to begin with makes you have doubts about your own "identity" then can you be certain that it was real to begin with?
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Oh they are truly vile when it comes to detransitioners, even the ones who don't medically transition. This is the number one thing that convinces people its a cult.
Reminds me of this nutter who keeps spamming the terf tag on Tumblr.
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"yes you were told this!" yeah and they were also told that getting those hormones/surgery is the best way to go, that not getting it will ultimately kill them. You guys literally call it "life saving care". Half the time you go back on whether it is or it not reversible, and there's plenty of instances of doctors freely giving out HRT like it's candy with no prior background check whatsoever. You guys are the ones who get mad that there even is a background check.
Imma bring up the consent comparison again since weirdly enough trans ideology overlaps with the removal of the concept of consent (I wonder why)- if someone gets manipulated into doing something, could they consent? If you groom someone into performing a certain action, are they giving proper consent? Yes or no? Answer wisely.
 
Even if they called it say, orochiectomy or penile inversion, that still gives away their true and honest birth sex. I don't even know if they can spell those right, I can't.
Orchiectomy, like orchid without the d. Fun fact: orchids are named after the Greek word for testicles, because their roots were thought to resemble balls.
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Most of the like 40 comments are fellow troons whose wives divorced them. I wonder why!

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I just got deja vu. When I was a kid, one by one, my parents friends and family were getting divorced, half the time because the husband was having a midlife crisis and doing some family-ruining activity. So I guess trooning out is my generation and younger's version of throwing it all away? Shouldn't they just bang the nanny and get busted for coke while driving a Miata? Hope I didn't dox my uncle there lol.
 
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It’s sad (I have the soft heart of a real woman) but…maybe don’t get your pp cut off???

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Based brother.
“I tried multiple times to get away and nearly got assaulted when I did”

The way they use words like “assault” and “genocide” like weapons is disgusting. He’s lying of course, his brother did not assault him while waiting for a Lyft. He probably thinks being told the truth is an assault.
 
Why would this totally valid lesbian want to specify seeking a "cis" female, I wonder? Does she not know that trans women ARE women?!? I hope she isn't a hateful, bigotted transphobe!!

On a totally unrelated note, I can't imagine why such a completely valid, normal-looking, lesbian-who-just-happens-to-be-biologically-male would struggle to find a (cis) female...
 
Deutsch is also gendered, I've heard some twitter types trying to de-fang that.
Ich spreche die Deutsch so-so, the nouns in it are definitely gendered. Interestingly, "das Mädchen", which means "the girl", is neuter ("das", nicht "die").

I have not heard of gender activists trying to degender German, presumably on account of it being a "white language", unlike Spanish. Lefties simply don't give two shits about the krauts und whatever Sprache sie spielen, from my observations.
 
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