Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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I assume he has some Bill Clinton "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" definition where taking it up the ass from Hedonism II bulls doesn't count.

Nick has said he doesn't consider lesbian sex actual sex. Not too rare of a view, but it seems related to a view sometimes frequently held by hypocritical Christians into rules-lawyering God that only sticking a penis in a vagina counts as sex. So I bet that not only is Nicky Rackets okay with some dyke scissoring Our Wifee like in his pornos, he'd be perfectly fine with Romaine and Ricardo eating Kayla out or sticking their fingers in Kayla Rekieta's stretched out birthing hole (like that one masseur does) while he jerks off in the corner like the cuckold he is. Maybe he's okay with his bug-eyed wife getting plastered in bull semen, or perhaps a step further and he loves watching Our Wife suck cock like he does in the glory holes of Gay 90s.

As for Nick, we know he's okay with getting handjobs at the massage parlor (when his dick works that is). My guess is Nick likes to give more, so he's probably giving handies to his fellow faggots at Gay 90s, his butt buddy Coomalot in Vegas, and maybe even the Hedonism bulls if he finds any on the down-low (or otherwise who really want this batty bwoi to fork over some more cash).

But it's awwwwwwwwwwright because as long as the only thing penetrating Our Wife's stretched out body is Nick's balldo, he's still in a monogamous relationship just like those awful prude Scandinavians.

For every new retarded thing (like the balldo) that nick does, he does another boring, been done to death fuck up. Like telling your audience/hadors to fuck off (which is really played out) or that struggle session with sean. Even in his descent, he's unoriginal, mostly cribbing from the ralphamale, maddox's alchy lawyer, toye and beard cuck guy.

It's some cosmic irony that Nick launched his e-career making fun of a balding cuck and his alcoholic lawyer, and now he is a balding cuck and a drunk [non-practicing] lawyer.

 

[Anticipointment]

Is there a clip of nick bitching about how his nanny is paid to buy snacks?

He has a nanny...a wife that does nothing...and still manages to bitch about having to stream for a living. IF this is too difficult he should re-up his life insurance and just kill himself.

Here is when Nick told Sean about the (updated, increased from 2k previously) monthly snack expenditure of $3,300.

Apparently, he was too blackout drunk to recall that he’d already mentioned the amount because this time, he sent it to Dick in the private chat.

He says here that the nanny spends more on snacks than was spent when he cooked actual meals, so it can be assumed that now, meals are not being cooked.

Speculation, but possibly the nanny spends so much on snacks because she fears the children aren’t being fed properly & wants to make sure they have access to easy to grab food when there are no adults willing to cook.

The part at the end where Nick talks about sending her a message with the guns rather than having a conversation with her like a normal person is… unsettling.

 

[genericwhitemale]

>needing to have a designated retard to punch down to, and projecting that anyone who doesn't is a retard themselves
This is why people going after Ralph in 2020 was so appealing, because there was this nepotistic wall of talking heads like him and Dick who were seen as being beyond reproach and the only targets worth going after were people like Mundane Matt and Kraut for shit that happened two years ago. So when PPP started punching up towards Ralph and Dick, there was this anger because they thought "why aren't you going after *real* lolcows like Mundane Matt or Kraut." It's the same thing happening with Rekieta, where he's enjoyed five years of admiration and respect and when people turn their sights on him, it's "why don't you go after *real* lolcows like Montograph?"

 

[Kheapathic]

So, according to Balldo’s logic, wouldn’t Eric July’s comic books be much higher art than Vito the Paedo’s? Seeing as the July campaigns raked in millions to create the comics while Vedo’s garnered well under $100k.

After trying to watch Nick's recent stream with Dax, on top of seeing how Dax operates with mad hoe logic (probably why he hates women so much, he acts like one), I wouldn't expect any sort of honest critique, analysis, or thought from them. Vito's still hasn't even made it into production, but because they don't want to admit that July's book is doing well enough to rate a sequel. Meanwhile all of Dax's treatments have failed; even after being introduced to proper people by his former bestie.

His oldest is probably lurking.

Maybe this is why he's so butthurt over the thread/forum.

His oldest, other family members, local members of the community/church/Monty's Lawyer/etc. People find out over the simple concept that people talk. Nick has to go out to social events, "Oh hi, pleased to meet you, what do you do?" Even if one person checks it out, well he's a weird fucking dude. Your kids have friends, what does your dad do? Monty's lawyer fucking talks to people; and it really doesn't help that they're in a small town. I've known some small towns to have a gossip page on Facebook, well Spicer Minnesota doesn't need one, because they can just come here.

Speculation, but possibly the nanny spends so much on snacks because she fears the children aren’t being fed properly & wants to make sure they have access to easy to grab food when there are no adults willing to cook.

Far be it from me to tell a lady how to do her job; but wouldn't one of the jobs of being a nanny be involved in food (not snacks) if not cooking. Your job are the children and their welfare, surely a real meal at least once a day should be a thing

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Is the "600 calories a day" line true? I only just heard that on MATI yesterday. That's so completely bonkers I had to come back around for clarification.

 

[stupid frog]

Is the "600 calories a day" line true? I only just heard that on MATI yesterday. That's so completely bonkers I had to come back around for clarification.

I didn't see MATI, but here's the clip you are probably wanting. He says it at the start.

1657 calories per bottle of whiskey according to Andy's Google skills: https://youtu.be/AfWpLEJEb0I?t=403

 

[Kheapathic]

Is the "600 calories a day" line true? I only just heard that on MATI yesterday. That's so completely bonkers I had to come back around for clarification.

Probably just being hyperbolic. I'm no nutritionist or biologist or any of those things; but for being a dude who's reportedly over six feet tall, he'd be emaciated. Maybe not as bad as Eugenia Cooney or those Holocaust pictures we see. He'd be down hard for energy and what-not because sure your body needs a proper balance of vitamins and nutrients and what-not; but it also needs stuff to burn, just to stay normal on its day to day operation. I don't know what it'd really take; but to be over 6 feet tall and not kill yourself; 600 calories is too low.

 

[Anticipointment]

Far be it from me to tell a lady how to do her job; but wouldn't one of the jobs of being a nanny be involved in food (not snacks) if not cooking. Your job are the children and their welfare, surely a real meal at least once a day should be a thing

Yeah, she’s more like a driving nanny than a house nanny, since Kayla &/or Nick are usually home, except when Nick is out driving…which is weird since they have a driving nanny, it doesn’t make sense.

Edit to add:
On the Rumble replay of the video from last night, at the 3 hr mark, if @elb or anyone wants to clip it, Nick talks some gross stuff about the movie American Beauty for about five mins. Can’t get the clip to upload.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I didn't see MATI, but here's the clip you are probably wanting. He says it at the start.

1657 calories per bottle of whiskey according to Andy's Google skills: https://youtu.be/AfWpLEJEb0I?t=403

Thank you. This is terrifying.

Probably just being hyperbolic. I'm no nutritionist or biologist or any of those things; but for being a dude who's reportedly over six feet tall, he'd be emaciated. Maybe not as bad as Eugenia Cooney or those Holocaust pictures we see. He'd be down hard for energy and what-not because sure your body needs a proper balance of vitamins and nutrients and what-not; but it also needs stuff to burn, just to stay normal on its day to day operation. I don't know what it'd really take; but to be over 6 feet tall and not kill yourself; 600 calories is too low.

I am built very similar to Nick and don't have a huge supply of reserve fat/energy. Missing a meal or playing with my diet has very immediate consequences and the idea of eating less so I can drink more...

My DUI record isn't exactly private business. I know all about setting up the night's binge and designing a diet around hangover mitigation and popping pills to fill any gaps. And Nick's lifestyle shields him from "normal drunk" shit like most of us. Most of the times I got caught involved going to work. When you work at your computer and otherwise only go out to do stuff with your kids, your odds are lower... for now.

Nick's odds of having "the accident" or being pulled over are lower than average due to his work environment. But he is a sloppy drunk and getting worse. When the accident happens it will be worse.

Not saying anything new. Alcoholics are hard to talk to. You just have to hope they can still talk when the universe reaches out and smacks them... and you and whoever is around at the time. I guess we are lucky that Nick is largely sedentary.

 

[Strix454]

Is the "600 calories a day" line true? I only just heard that on MATI yesterday. That's so completely bonkers I had to come back around for clarification.

What seems for certain is that he is drinking about a bottle of whisky a day and eating a small random diet of junk food beyond that. He has been losing weight for a while and bragged yesterday that he was down to 169 lbs, Thats really low for his height IMO. The weight he is losing now seems to be muscle by how he looks.
Whatever the actual numbers, he looks and acks like he is getting the majority of his calories from drinking. And that he is engaging in a deliberate strategy of malnutrition.

 

[stupid frog]

Well, I went to look how tall Nic is, but I'm just using what he said in the clip I posted.

He is currently in normal BMI range for a male his age. He says he does not work out, so I feel fine marking him as a sedentary male.
However, his BMR (calories you burn just by being alive, basically) is 1773 kcal. I do not care enough to look up the exact brand of booze Nic drinks, but if we use Andy's number - which I assume is an average or minimum estimate - he is drinking at least 1657 of those calories. Leaving Nic with a nice 116 calories he can eat without gaining weight.
So adding that junk food snacks he claims is all he eats, that is pushing him to 2257 calories. However when you take in to account the little bit of activity that one emits by not laying in bed all day, that only allows him 2128 kcal. NIGGA U STILL FAT. He got scared after being, rightfully, told he was obese and starting eating like an anorexic girl.

I don't mind posting this because he will not, and in my opinion literally cannot, stop drinking. It also does not account for the soda he has been seen drinking. It also doesn't account for the fact he is a fat liar. But by his admission alone, he is still over consuming calories.

 

[Strix454]

So adding that junk food snacks he claims is all he eats, that is pushing him to 2257 calories. However when you take in to account the little bit of activity that one emits by not laying in bed all day, that only allows him 2128 kcal. NIGGA U STILL FAT.

The other factor to consider is that he is on Modafinil which supposedly causes weight loss.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Well, I went to look how tall Nic is, but I'm just using what he said in the clip I posted.
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He is currently in normal BMI range for a male his age. He says he does not work out, so I feel fine marking him as a sedentary male.
However, his BMR (calories you burn just by being alive, basically) is 1773 kcal. I do not care enough to look up the exact brand of booze Nic drinks, but if we use Andy's number - which I assume is an average or minimum estimate - he is drinking at least 1657 of those calories. Leaving Nic with a nice 116 calories he can eat without gaining weight.
So adding that junk food snacks he claims is all he eats, that is pushing him to 2257 calories. However when you take in to account the little bit of activity that one emits by not laying in bed all day, that only allows him 2128 kcal. NIGGA U STILL FAT. He got scared after being, rightfully, told he was obese and starting eating like an anorexic girl.

I don't mind posting this because he will not, and in my opinion literally cannot, stop drinking. It also does not account for the soda he has been seen drinking. It also doesn't account for the fact he is a fat liar. But by his admission alone, he is still over consuming calories.

He has said many times he is over 6 feet. Don't recall exactly, but it is somewhere around 6'3" or 6'4".

 

[stupid frog]

He has said many times he is over 6 feet. Don't recall exactly, but it is somewhere around 6'3" or 6'4".

I know the imdb is lying, I just thought it was funny. Like I said, I used the stats he cited in the clip about how he never eats.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Well, I went to look how tall Nic is, but I'm just using what he said in the clip I posted.

I could swear Nick has said he's 6'3

Edit: @Rodeo Roadrunner beat me to it

 

[stupid frog]

The other factor to consider is that he is on Modafinil which supposedly causes weight loss.

It doesn't seem to be that it causes weight loss, so much as that it is an appetite suppressant, and a few other side effects. This is a moot point when you drink all your calories. But I am no expert on the drug. I think you are right in that the main weight he lost was muscle, and therefore healthy and stupid to lose.

https://mentalhealthdaily.com/2015/02/09/provigil-modafinil-weight-loss-how-it-works-for-some-people/

Make of that what you will.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

It's the same thing happening with Rekieta, where he's enjoyed five years of admiration and respect and when people turn their sights on him, it's "why don't you go after *real* lolcows like Montograph?"

What has Monty even done that's lolcow worthy in the past half decade?
In the entire Sektur the biggest current shitshow is Nick. I guess Baked and Fuentes keep making small fuck ups and Ralph does still holler from time to time, if you broaden the Sektur the biggest other current cow is Boogie but he is still less funny. The reality isn't just that people are punching up to attack Rakieta, people can punch in any which direction and they will still hit Nick for he is the biggest target.

 

[Pomniman]

I didn't see MATI, but here's the clip you are probably wanting. He says it at the start.

1657 calories per bottle of whiskey according to Andy's Google skills: https://youtu.be/AfWpLEJEb0I?t=403

I still don't understand how this faggot thinks he's being some edgy badass by acting like an anorexic teenage girl. You can't even blame the booze for that because he's always had that queer tendency to say the most retarded shit you've ever heard in the most aggressively smug way possible. His classmates back in school didn't shove him into nearly as many lockers as he deserved to be shoved into.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Wasn't nick defense against the alcoholic accusations was that he only drinks on stream? Did he suddenly start admitting that he drinks 1 bottle a day somewhere?

 

[Peace Through Power]

Here is when Nick told Sean about the (updated, increased from 2k previously) monthly snack expenditure of $3,300.


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Apparently, he was too blackout drunk to recall that he’d already mentioned the amount because this time, he sent it to Dick in the private chat.

He says here that the nanny spends more on snacks than was spent when he cooked actual meals, so it can be assumed that now, meals are not being cooked.

Speculation, but possibly the nanny spends so much on snacks because she fears the children aren’t being fed properly & wants to make sure they have access to easy to grab food when there are no adults willing to cook.

The part at the end where Nick talks about sending her a message with the guns rather than having a conversation with her like a normal person is… unsettling.


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How difficult is it for Nick to just say "no, don't buy snacks", or give her a shopping list of what to buy. Nick also apparently would have time to cook if he had ingredients, while he complains about not having time for anything on other streams.

Just as a thought: What do they do all day? Kayla is a SAHM, who doesn't clean the kitchen and apparently doesn't cook. She does teach some of the subjects at the home-school co-op from what I remember (Bible study I think). Nick is a SAHD, who works part-time hours at home while drinking, and drives his kids around sometimes. They have a nanny who buys the groceries (snacks) and also drives the kids around.

Wasn't nick defense against the alcoholic accusations was that he only drinks on stream? Did he suddenly start admitting that he drinks 1 bottle a day somewhere?

He used to say that back in 2018 at least. I'm not sure when he stopped saying that. I don't think he ever admitted to drinking a bottle a day, but I haven't watched a lot of the recent stuff.

Yeah, she’s more like a driving nanny than a house nanny, since Kayla &/or Nick are usually home, except when Nick is out driving…which is weird since they have a driving nanny, it doesn’t make sense.

Edit to add:
On the Rumble replay of the video from last night, at the 3 hr mark, if @elb or anyone wants to clip it, Nick talks some gross stuff about the movie American Beauty for about five mins. Can’t get the clip to upload.

He talked about the movie before too, but from the new clip it's really obvious he is trying to live the same way as Kevin Spacey in the movie.

Spoiler

Dick Masterson on the Maddox Video Drop: Accounting for His Crimes, Penance for His Sins (December 8th. 2023)

https://rumble.com/v407b0d-dick-masterson-on-the-maddox-video-drop-accounting-for-his-crimes-penance-f.html

at around 3:00:10

"I like the gay stuff" -Dick Masterson