Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Deer balls has to be one of Scalfani's worst videos ever. He goes on and on forever about that woman's youtube channel and how selfless he is for shouting her out, and her fake smiling and wishing she wasn't there. Then they take forever to explain the ingredients while making bad jokes in a very uncomfortable pretend-it's-funny manner. After making the dish we get "meat gud", nothing about taste, texture.... Fucking hell I want my 10 minutes back, this wasn't even fun to hate watch
I think what fascinates me most about "Cooking" with Jack videos is how everybody he meets looks like they just stepped in fresh dog shit. I can totally believe he's never made a good impression on anybody ever.
 
Just saying that Fatty announced that they are in Orlando at the moment and 103 Thomas Court is pretty much empty, save from the shitty doorbell camera. Make of this what you will
Well I live out West so I'll go a different route. During the Cali trip he mentioned they threw the dogs in a "highly rated" kennel. Ok whatever, it's probably the cheapest they could find and horrible.

So same place this time. But know what? I'll bet the people that run that place took those goddamn harnesses off straight away and the pups are free free free until they get picked back up. I can imagine the both of them sleeping on their backs right now in fact ... so that makes me happy
 
Deer balls has to be one of Scalfani's worst videos ever. He goes on and on forever about that woman's youtube channel and how selfless he is for shouting her out, and her fake smiling and wishing she wasn't there. Then they take forever to explain the ingredients while making bad jokes in a very uncomfortable pretend-it's-funny manner. After making the dish we get "meat gud", nothing about taste, texture.... Fucking hell I want my 10 minutes back, this wasn't even fun to hate watch
he didn't even bother linking her channel in the description like he said he was going to.
 
Just saying that Fatty announced that they are in Orlando at the moment and 103 Thomas Court is pretty much empty, save from the shitty doorbell camera. Make of this what you will.
It's too bad that I live nowhere near Tennessee.

Deer balls has to be one of Scalfani's worst videos ever. He goes on and on forever about that woman's youtube channel and how selfless he is for shouting her out, and her fake smiling and wishing she wasn't there. Then they take forever to explain the ingredients while making bad jokes in a very uncomfortable pretend-it's-funny manner. After making the dish we get "meat gud", nothing about taste, texture.... Fucking hell I want my 10 minutes back, this wasn't even fun to hate watch
So much time was wasted in this video, it's unreal. The actual cooking part was jammed into about the last minute and a half. What's even more annoying is that Jack kept emphasizing the "deer balls" thing, which on the surface makes you think deer testicles. No, it's literally just fried cubes of venison that the lady gave a cute name for based on what she and her friends would call them as children.

There's a little bit of gold, though, when the lady makes sure to mention that you don't want to crowd the pan (hear that, Jack?) and says that you know that the meat cubes are done cooking when they start to float. Jack, Youtube chef for a decade and a half, says, "really?" and she responds, "you didn't know that?" Plus the recipe, as simple as it was, looked pretty good.
 
Keto is fucking hard. Even if you're just going very low carb and 0 sugar, your body is still going to scream at you for the first part of the diet because it wants those sweet, energy filled carbs and sugar. That's on top of the hunger from reducing your caloric intake. To effectively do Keto you have to be as diligent as you possibly can for as long as you possibly can and Jack just can't do that.
Fatkins was the same story. You were allowed meat & fat as well as any vegetable that had little to no sugar. I think the carb limit for the day was 50 grams which is tiny. It's like half a slice of white bread. The first few days are hard. You feel like you're in a fog. It hard to think but it gets better after a couple of days. But then after a week the carb cravings are intense. Then five weeks later you cycle off it. It's not meant as a permanent solution because it's very hard on the body. Most people that go carnivore, keto or whatever tend to be young and it's a lot easier at that age to abuse your body and make you think you're doing something positive when in reality you're fucking up your system.

Jagoff going carnivore is literally a recipe for disaster especially at his age with the health issues he has.

There's something addictive in that butter for sure. I'm not normally a junk food person but when I walk into the theater and smell that fake-ass popcorn butter I am hit with a strong desire to consume as much as possible. If I hold out for 10 mins or so it passes. Odd.
Why do you think they pump it in instead of letting it outside? They want you to smell it. It's no different than when you have a bakery stand in a mall or something. The smell of baking bread, muffins and whatever else draws people in.

And yes, I like that smell too. It smells like a movie theater is supposed to smell. But I refuse to pay concession prices for popcorn. It's maybe a quarter's worth of actual product which they then sell for something like 50 times more? Same with the soda. You get a large whatever that cost them a dime's worth of syrup and carbonated water and they then sell for a huge markup. And yes I'm aware this is where they actually make their money.

There's a little bit of gold, though, when the lady makes sure to mention that you don't want to crowd the pan (hear that, Jack?) and says that you know that the meat cubes are done cooking when they start to float. Jack, Youtube chef for a decade and a half, says, "really?" and she responds, "you didn't know that?"
It's things like that that make me think Jagoff is literally retarded. It's cooking 101. Never crowd the pan. Do things in batches if necessary. And yes, for this recipe, it's done when the meat floats. He also doesn't know what the "ham" portion is and thinks it's the thigh. And yes it is in part. It's the back part of the thigh and the rump. The actual thigh is better known as the shank.
 
he didn't even bother linking her channel in the description like he said he was going to.
Bahahaha the lady had to link her channel herself because the asshole that took up 85% of the video promising he'd do it, of course didn't. Some help he was

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The deer balls video was painful. That woman needs to realize she doesn't need Jack, and I hope after that interaction she at least began to realize that. She may never be a big-time Youtuber but she could at least gain a small loyal following just doing her thing. I've seen other channels like that. Jack was so rude with the constant jabs at her pronunciation, and I felt like the actual cooking part was barely featured, not to mention for nearly the entire video their heads were cut off. What a mess.
 
I think Ellis Way lady will realize in the next few weeks that all she did by teaming up with Jack is have some of his hadurs latch onto her channel and just shit on Jack in the comments. Heck people are already commenting on the same video on her channel with advice to stay away from Jack. How long until Jagoff demands her login info to assume janny duties?
 
Jagoff poking fun at her pronunciation/accent despite him liddurally being barely able to talk at all
Watching the video, you can tell that he was just waiting to say "play with our deer balls" the entire time and he was so proud of himself. He basically just low-key dunks on her the entire time by comparing himself as a bigger youtuber and goes on about how great he is for having her on. This recipe itself sucks, it's just breaded deer meat marinated in something from the Mexican store.

Nobody commented on it, but you can hear a female voice at around 8:16 that says something like, "ask some questions, Jack," I'm not sure who that is but lol Jack is probably just staring at the deer nuggets slack-jawed and drooling a bit.
 
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Watching the video, you can tell that he was just waiting to say "play with our deer balls" the entire time and he was so proud of himself. He basically just low-key dunks on her the entire time by comparing himself as a bigger youtuber and spends the entire time. This recipe itself sucks, it's just breaded deer meat marinated in something from the Mexican store.

Nobody commented on it, but you can hear a female voice at around 8:16 that says something like, "ask some questions, Jack," I'm not sure who that is but lol Jack is probably just staring at the deer nuggets slack-jawed and drooling a bit.
Sounds like Tranny Jr.
I see on the lady's channel Rob has made an appearance. If you wanna laugh check out some of the other comments because Jagoff is getting both low key trolled and hard trolled.

Guessing he didn't anticipate this when he dreamed up the stupid Jag Pack
 
It's so annoying how he plays his own ignorance off as "some of my viewers don't know hunting!"
HE doesn't know ANYTHING. Unless it's what cock tastes like.

And it wouldn't matter if you knew the first thing about hunting. The ham is the rump and top part of the leg. This is the same for any animal at least that have enough meat on their legs.

Industrial bread is usually around 15 grams of net carbohydrates a slice.
Maybe I was thinking calories? It's been a while since I actually checked it.

Bahahaha the lady had to link her channel herself because the asshole that took up 85% of the video promising he'd do it, of course didn't. Some help he was

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Of course he didn't do it. He's an asshole and he's lazy.

EDIT: Double post.

Just saw recently that a tornado hit down in TN. Dunno if it was anywhere near Jagoff but I'd really like to see his reaction to and whether he acts like he was THIS close to death but just prayed to Jesus who helped him.
 
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