Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[convulsion swell]

I heard a fart. Rest well and in safety King.

 

[Duck Duck No]

These cocksucks hear a sleeping guy snore and think he's on the brink of death and the cops need to show up.

Edit: he just ripped ass

He's done it a few times, pretty fuckin funny.

 

[An automatic clown]

Bogged out

 

[Dick Pooman]

Buddy is Zonk-Maxxing right now

 

[An automatic clown]

Loud knocks. Holy shit

 

[Dick Pooman]

Oh no welfare check

 

['Ole Dente]

Some of these knocks sound like cop knocks. If he doesn't wake up they're gunna kick that door in.

 

[Duck Duck No]

Sounds like a welfare check kind of knocking going on now.
Fuck the glass tappers.

 

[Bogliacci]

Reddit seething our boys sleep of steel cannot be penetrated

 

['Ole Dente]

Reddit seething our boys sleep of steel cannot be penetrated

That door is coming down tonight boys holy shit, wake up m'lad

 

[Slim Boglim]

Why can't we just have a funny stream of cobes sleeping with a beer in his hand snoring and farting. Why do people need to ruin it and call a welfare check, doordash, or whoever the fuck else they send to knock. He's just gonna wake up say "I'm fine", they're gonna leave, and he'll turn off the stream and pass out again only we won't see it and the shows over. Fucking hate these people.

 

[Bogliacci]

Sounds like a welfare check kind of knocking going on now.
Fuck the glass tappers.

Nah, cop knocks you can tell easy, the knock when the cops showed up and he raged in september was loud AND violent.

 

[cgk qqq]

Nah, cop knocks you can tell easy, the knock when the cops showed up and he raged in september was loud AND violent.

i have no idea what a cop knock sounds like but i doubt anyone other than a cop would be knocking for this long

 

[Dick Pooman]

Nah, cop knocks you can tell easy, the knock when the cops showed up and he raged in september was loud AND violent.

Yeah that's absolutely the paramedics or something

 

['Ole Dente]

They are now audibly and clearly trying to kick that door in.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Edit: he just ripped ass

TWU toobz, ha ha ha yessssssssss wet and juicy dood

 

[Bogliacci]

Retard doordasher working hard for 3 dollar tip

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

This could literally pass as a scary story movie joke if you pretend the house is haunted.

Edit: They know him, the plot thickens

 

[An automatic clown]

Casper PD confirmed

 

[Bogliacci]

i have no idea what a cop knock sounds like but i doubt anyone other than a cop would be knocking for this long

Welp they just confirmed its the cops so you were right