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Is he taking legal advice from Specktree or just Google, Esq.?I do enjoy how Ralph writes his legal submissions as if he were blogging:
He'll somehow manage to get the Gunt declared King Arthur and Father of the Year.I'm looking forward to seeing how you snatch this L.
I don't think this is possible, but I would love to have all these cases dismissed and have Vickers ordered to pay Ralph a certain amount of money and then Ralph having to pay his first baby mama the same amount of money 2 days later. Just have everyone collecting L'sHe'll somehow manage to get the Gunt declared King Arthur and Father of the Year.
The Vickers are the most dysgenic "normal" family I've ever seen.Not gonna lie, I do enjoy the RalphaDefendant legal filings. Even if it goes nowhere I get a chuckle seeing Ralph use the ‘Xanax and booze’ excuse in his own words. He really is shameless and that’s what makes him special.
Vickers maybe log off and go take your fat wife and kids to Disney for the 25th time.
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>I do not recall, I was shid'dI do enjoy how Ralph writes his legal submissions as if he were blogging
I could see them on a JCS interrogation analysis. MV getting pressed on why he referred to Xander as a "prop" and why they found him dressed as a corn cob and preserved in formaldehyde under the floor boards of the coin shop. Poor lil bastard doesn't have a chance.The Vickers are the most dysgenic "normal" family I've ever seen.
"If the pills are shit, you must acquit!"Holy shit Ralph, that was one of the best paragraphs in a legal document I've read. By god my man still has it in him.
It's okay, I'm sure his based anti-zionist Mexican lawyer knows the perfect legal strategy to convince California judges that el cerdo gordo y muy tequila y xanax es no bueno no comprende si si.I'm sure tellilng a judge in writing that you were smashed off your ass on booze and xannies will make them look on your case favorably, Ralph.
His lawyer:It's okay, I'm sure his based anti-zionist Mexican lawyer knows the perfect legal strategy to convince California judges that el cerdo gordo y muy tequila y xanax es no bueno no comprende si si.
I didn't think about that comparison, is this why Ralph tries to hype up his trips with his lawyer?Just kidding. Acosta was apparently a talented lawyer despite being absolutely batshit crazy.
If something is done repeatedly while under the influence and the person doing it asserts that they don’t remember it aka blacked out I’m thinking I’d disregard the “AH WUZ F’D UP YAH HANAH!” Defense because:I'm sure tellilng a judge in writing that you were smashed off your ass on booze and xannies will make them look on your case favorably, Ralph.
Really should put his children ahead of renting pussy.
Ralph will take any bait to prove how BADASS and AWESOME he is, even going to a foreign country and getting his eyeballs googly--but he sure as shit won't provide for his kids.Really should put his children ahead of renting pussy.