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[saralovesjuicyfruit]

I call this one fat in the street. Jr really is rocking that hammy look. I find it so funny that he claims to work out. The only exercises he must be doing are fork raises and plate cleans.

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I seriously thought this was a picture of two women. Jr's got more cake than Brianna.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I call this one fat in the street. Jr really is rocking that hammy look. I find it so funny that he claims to work out. The only exercises he must be doing are fork raises and plate cleans.

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This must be an old picture because Hammy Jr is a lot more svelte there then she is now.

Qali on the other hand is just fat and looks like a complete tool. The not impressive guns on display, the hood covering his head and that fucking stupid tattoo.

How is lending someone an account even stealing if it’s consensual between both parties?

Netflix and other companies have started cracking down on people sharing passwords and accounts. My guess is that he's virtue signalling, as he always does, to show what a good little corporate bootlicker he is.

Lmao you just know Jack Jr. and Mini-Tammy LOVE having Jack around. "Thanks son for allowing us to stay in your home, but you can't use my Netflix or Amazon account, it's ILLEGAL!"

I look at it this way. If you're living in the same home and not abusing it, then what's the problem? It's only Netflix and half the time they don't have anything good to watch. I miss the time when you could rent any DVD from them you wanted.

 

[ZipDisk]

GAS STATION TACOS

They seriously need to stop going out. Jack can't fucking eat.
This is a bad review even without the host being Jack. He says that they're out of five things, but doesn't name them.

The 7-11 seriously need to change the layout. It's like they tried to jam a two table pizza parlor into one aisle of space. Every jackass grabbing a fountain drink will walk into the seated patrons. I'm guessing the tables are an afterthought, and they expect customers to take out and not dine in.

The entry ding-dong's would drive me insane. B- is entirely too generous a grade.

The thing that bugs me about the carnivore diet is he's going to turn into a complete cunt about bread again. One of the few upsides to the latest stroke is he stopped the fucking keto larp and admitted he just likes the meat bedder.

JACK IN THE COFFIN

I used to speculate that Jack would be buried in the goldenrod shirt he wore in his infomercial appearance, but he is far too fat now. It would not fit.

I've been to a few funerals of redneck relatives where they have them wearing a T-shirt in the coffin, and it filled me with a strange mix of grief, anger, and fear. I don't want to go out like that. It's undignified.

Jack should be buried in one of his bucket hats, it's what he would have wanted.

DEADITE SPERG

Jack is in no way a deadite. Even dismembered, deadites are alarmingly fast and strong. At best, Jack would be one of the wheeze and drag type zombies, more a trip hazard / awareness danger, but still deadly to anyone who doesn't pay attention.

Has Jack ever admitted to taking disability money from the eebil gubmint?

FAT BOY ON A DIET
People talking about Jack going on a balanced diet or whatever, Why? Have you paid attention at all?

I remember the mullet guy who would go on and on about salads, but I think he locked himself out of his account in the downtimes.

GOD HATES JACK
God missed again, he just skullfucked hendersonville, but Jack dodged him again.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/tracking-damage-from-tornadoes-that-killed-6-in-middle-tennessee/ar-AA1lga5N

DEER BALLS
I lasted a minute. I do not like that woman, and she somehow amplifies my hate of jack to the point I can't watch the video.

 

[Tiresome]

I've been to a few funerals of redneck relatives where they have them wearing a T-shirt in the coffin, and it filled me with a strange mix of grief, anger, and fear. I don't want to go out like that. It's undignified.

Completely understandable fears, but let's be honest, Jack is going to die exactly as he lived: Utterly undignified.

 

[Andoxico]

I lasted a minute. I do not like that woman, and she somehow amplifies my hate of jack to the point I can't watch the video.

I was thinking the same thing, though I wouldn't say I dislike her. To me she's a normal boring person who doesn't know how to act in front of a camera. She's a pretty regular person and by comparison Jack's narcissism becomes all the more painfully obvious. At one point he actually makes her reiterate that "he's not getting anything out of this" (if you ignore the fact he's putting the video on his channel as well as hers thus stealing the thunder).

 

[beautiful person]

If it wasn’t for the fact that Jr’s name was referenced, I’d mistake this for two lesbians.

I seriously thought this was a picture of two women. Jr's got more cake than Brianna.

Legit, I clicked on this thread, went to a different window, came back to this one, forgetting which thread I was in, and was like, "when did I start following a couple of fat lesbians that aren't deathfat-fat?"

 

[AnOminous]

JACK IN THE COFFIN

Holy shit you put a lot of words into that weird post and I didn't read them but this.

I definitely want Jack in the coffin. He NEEDS to DIE.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Hey I went to Jack's website for his fans, foodjack.co, and it's all about fake meat? Or maybe the translation software I used was messed up, but you know you can't always trust foreigners.

 

[p1138]

Hey I went to Jack's website for his fans, foodjack.co, and it's all about fake meat? Or maybe the translation software I used was messed up, but you know you can't always trust foreigners.
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This doesn't have anything to do with Fatty, it looks like a website about products using jackfruit as a meat substitute. wtf are you talking about?

 

[lindsayfan]

This doesn't have anything to do with Fatty, it looks like a website about products using jackfruit as a meat substitute. wtf are you talking about?

the UN and agenda 21 have taken over jack's website and are mocking him with fake meat that violates his trademark on the word jack.

I WILL NOT LIVE IN THE BELFRY BUILT FOR JESUS, I WILL NOT EAT THE JACKFRUIT

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I call this one fat in the street. Jr really is rocking that hammy look. I find it so funny that he claims to work out. The only exercises he must be doing are fork raises and plate cleans.

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He thinks fat arms make in a sleeveless hoodie makes him look tough

 

[indomitable snowman]

I call this one fat in the street. Jr really is rocking that hammy look. I find it so funny that he claims to work out. The only exercises he must be doing are fork raises and plate cleans.

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His shoes look like shit. Don't wear white shoes unless you are able to keep them spotless. Completes the trashy look.

 

[Bogdandoff]

Jack is a better workout motivator than Nikocado Avocado.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

the UN and agenda 21 have taken over jack's website and are mocking him with fake meat that violates his trademark on the word jack.

I WILL NOT LIVE IN THE BELFRY BUILT FOR JESUS, I WILL NOT EAT THE JACKFRUIT

But jackfruit has the word "jack" in it and we all know fatty loves anything that has his name in it. What a dilemma!

He thinks fat arms make in a sleeveless hoodie makes him look tough

The joke being he's not that swole. So why is he so insistent on wearing his hoodie that way? The hood is always up, the sleeves are removed and he's always looking like a complete douchebag.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

The hood is always up, the sleeves are removed and he's always looking like a complete douchebag.

Jr is a douchebag so that tracks.

 

[AnOminous]

The hood is always up, the sleeves are removed and he's always looking like a complete douchebag.

Truth in advertising. That whole klan of retards are also douchebags.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Meanwhile, Jack and company are stuffing down turkey legs at Orlando studios, Florida.

 

[densedance]

Meanwhile, Jack and company are stuffing down turkey legs at Orlando studios, Florida.

wtf is he talking about.

 

[AnOminous]

wtf is he talking about.

Tornadoes that killed a lot of people.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

wtf is he talking about.

Look back a couple pages. Apparently there was a tornado around his area that killed some local folk.

EDIT: previous poster beat me to it by a second.