Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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I guess Vickers still feels like he has some dignity left to lose, he's not letting the Ralph lolsuits go
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I do enjoy how Ralph writes his legal submissions as if he were blogging:
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Fucking hellfire and tardstone. Right on cue, Vicky unleashes his next nefarious plot to gain a W over an alcoholic, debt-ridden, drug addicted fuckwit for absoultely no material gain. How much can Vicky afford to spend taking shot after shot at such a worthless target? Even if Matty somehow manages to not fuck this one up, what will change? Ralph's still broke, Faith is still a fat pig with a retard for a father, and Vicky has still paid money to raise Ralph's kid. Muerte Harry got the kid, his deviant daughter, and absoultely incredible lols and Ws. Ws worthy of a true Kang. All for less than four figures. Maybe even three. But make your run Vicky. I'm looking forward to seeing how you snatch this L.
 
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Not gonna lie, I do enjoy the RalphaDefendant legal filings. Even if it goes nowhere I get a chuckle seeing Ralph use the ‘Xanax and booze’ excuse in his own words. He really is shameless and that’s what makes him special.
Vickers maybe log off and go take your fat wife and kids to Disney for the 25th time.
For reference, before The Gunting
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I do enjoy how Ralph writes his legal submissions as if he were blogging:
Is he taking legal advice from Specktree or just Google, Esq.?
I'm looking forward to seeing how you snatch this L.
He'll somehow manage to get the Gunt declared King Arthur and Father of the Year.
 
He'll somehow manage to get the Gunt declared King Arthur and Father of the Year.
I don't think this is possible, but I would love to have all these cases dismissed and have Vickers ordered to pay Ralph a certain amount of money and then Ralph having to pay his first baby mama the same amount of money 2 days later. Just have everyone collecting L's
 
Not gonna lie, I do enjoy the RalphaDefendant legal filings. Even if it goes nowhere I get a chuckle seeing Ralph use the ‘Xanax and booze’ excuse in his own words. He really is shameless and that’s what makes him special.
Vickers maybe log off and go take your fat wife and kids to Disney for the 25th time.
For reference, before The Gunting
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The Vickers are the most dysgenic "normal" family I've ever seen.
 
I do enjoy how Ralph writes his legal submissions as if he were blogging
>I do not recall, I was shid'd
Jesus fuck Ralph :story: just let it go you dumb nigger.
The Vickers are the most dysgenic "normal" family I've ever seen.
I could see them on a JCS interrogation analysis. MV getting pressed on why he referred to Xander as a "prop" and why they found him dressed as a corn cob and preserved in formaldehyde under the floor boards of the coin shop. Poor lil bastard doesn't have a chance.
 
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I'm sure tellilng a judge in writing that you were smashed off your ass on booze and xannies will make them look on your case favorably, Ralph.
It's okay, I'm sure his based anti-zionist Mexican lawyer knows the perfect legal strategy to convince California judges that el cerdo gordo y muy tequila y xanax es no bueno no comprende si si.
 
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It's okay, I'm sure his based anti-zionist Mexican lawyer knows the perfect legal strategy to convince California judges that el cerdo gordo y muy tequila y xanax es no bueno no comprende si si.
His lawyer:
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Just kidding. Acosta was apparently a talented lawyer despite being absolutely batshit crazy.
 
I'm sure tellilng a judge in writing that you were smashed off your ass on booze and xannies will make them look on your case favorably, Ralph.
If something is done repeatedly while under the influence and the person doing it asserts that they don’t remember it aka blacked out I’m thinking I’d disregard the “AH WUZ F’D UP YAH HANAH!” Defense because:

- it was a repeated violation
- the violations were recorded.
- IIRC it’s also recorded that EOR later refers to saying these things. In other words he does remember it weather drunk or “sober” and he‘s lying his porcine ass off.
 
Is it really worth it for the Vickers to chase down Ralph for $800 a month? They're supposedly a wealthy family who wants nothing more than for Ralph to be out of Xander's life. Oh yeah, it's worth it for them because they are shameless attention whores. They'll gladly use their guntling for clout even if it's not in his best interest.
 
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