Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

The Internet really gives us a great insight into the human condition: how for a lucky few people they have an easy path to stability and financial success and all they need to do is go down that path and stay there. Yet they never do, they always want more, lifestyle creep comes in, the happy times will last forever, until they don’t. Now Boogie’s retirement plan has been in his stomach and shat out multiple times over and he’s too lazy to figure out how to make money again.

Losing your entire YouTube career to scam coins and thinking crypto is an investment opportunity is probably one of the more pathetic and boring ways to go broke I’ve seen. At least he could’ve had fun (and maybe weighed less) if he had blown all that money on hookers and coke.
 
As funny as Boogie suddenly potentially realizing how interest works in this interview years after taking out a bunch of stupid loans to "build my credit" and "paying them off every month" by only paying the minimums or his clutch plan of fire-selling all his assets to build a "nest egg" is, the funniest part to me was the "surprising value" of Arby's.
 
So I watch these things boogie likes to appear in and he must have a humiliation fetish or he just thinks he can like attempt to joke his way through how stupid he is?
I can never understand why he puts himself up to this stuff you think he would shut the fuck up and disappear after being a target of hate for so long. Tired of hearing about how this fat retard has PTSD from being a fat retard
He probably thinks if he just acts like a bitch then people will feel sorry for him. Anytime someone confronts him with facts or insults him and tells him he's a fuckin retard he'll just go "That's fair, can't deny that" and then move on still being a retard. Boogie can just lie as easily as breathing, even about basic stuff. Like in the audit where Caleb calls out that Boogie has a brand new Iphone when he can't pay his bills he immediately says "DOOD, This phone was free!" then later admits that it wasn't free and still owes $400.
 
As funny as Boogie suddenly potentially realizing how interest works in this interview years after taking out a bunch of stupid loans to "build my credit" and "paying them off every month" by only paying the minimums or his clutch plan of fire-selling all his assets to build a "nest egg" is, the funniest part to me was the "surprising value" of Arby's.

This is also hilarious to me, this idea that Boogie doesn't even enjoy the fast food he gobbles daily. He tried the same thing in the documentary, trying to convince Clum that he doesn't really even enjoy chicken quesadillas from Taco Bell! He's just eating at Arby's because it's a good deal guys, he really hates how that processed meat and fries taste! Never mind that he just admitted they have the best fries in fast food, we should actually be applauding him for being such a titan of strength and hammering through all that slow roasted beef and horsey sauce! Really Caleb should have given him an award for being so smart to take advantage of all the restaurant apps and fast food deals.

Just felt like this picture deserved another post since Leo and the sugar baby came up, just look at this one compared to Dezi 2.0 and tell me his type isn't barely post-pubescent girls... also remember how assmad he got about people assuming she was an arrangement, no Boogie met her totally naturally in Fayetteville guys!

P.S. my favourite bit has always been the padlock around her neck

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This is also hilarious to me, this idea that Boogie doesn't even enjoy the fast food he gobbles daily. He tried the same thing in the documentary, trying to convince Clum that he doesn't really even enjoy chicken quesadillas from Taco Bell! He's just eating at Arby's because it's a good deal guys, he really hates how that processed meat and fries taste! Never mind that he just admitted they have the best fries in fast food, we should actually be applauding him for being such a titan of strength and hammering through all that slow roasted beef and horsey sauce! Really Caleb should have given him an award for being so smart to take advantage of all the restaurant apps and fast food deals.

Just felt like this picture deserved another post since Leo and the sugar baby came up, just look at this one compared to Dezi 2.0 and tell me his type isn't barely post-pubescent girls... also remember how assmad he got about people assuming she was an arrangement, no Boogie met her totally naturally in Fayetteville guys!

P.S. my favourite bit has always been the padlock around her neck

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I watched the video and I fucking despise that he thinks he's doing her a favor and leaving her "better off" by taking advantage of a mentally vulnerable and damaged barely legal girl and basically chaining her to his 400lb ass for her entire youth until he dies and leaves her with crippling debt, robbing her completely of her young adulthood and any kind of financial security.

I can forgive a lot, but grooming and ruining a vulnerable girls life because you're a weird sex pervert who's retarded with money makes me a-log
 
This isn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be but it is almost two hours of them talking around each other. Caleb only goes on the attack, yelling at Boogie for stupid decisions he's made in the past. Boogie gets defensive and tries to justify his actions so he doesn't get humiliated. This clearly isn't working but Caleb doesn't change his strategy at all to try and make Boogie understand. Honestly this was a huge waste of time for both of them because Boogie didn't learn anything he didn't already know, and Caleb didn't get through to him. It's an entertaining show to see them yelling back and forth but it's completely unproductive. Instead of focusing so much on shaming Boogie for his past he should've focused on what needs to be done in the future. He tries when talking about the food budget, but he already put Boogie on edge and anything he says is going to fall on deaf ears.
 
I don't get why people even talk to him anymore, every conversation with Boogie goes only one way.
personally, I thought there was the slightest chance he might've been struck with some self awareness and started getting his shit together, but nah. He isn't even nose diving harder, or doubling down, he's just maintaining the trajectory into the dirt. Watching people piece together the nature of his relationship with his 'girlfriend' is a little harrowing, ngl. I can't imagine a worser hell.

Do we ever see a youtuber sort their shit out and turn their life around in front of our very eyes? It happens, right?
 
Whats the real reason boogie doesnt want to stream again? I dont buy the whole "Im worried ill say stupid stuff" schtick when he has twitter and doesnt make any money with that. All he has to do is collect $15 donations from alogs telling him hes fat, watch a few videos, and play vidya and hell make a couple extra thousand dollars a month. If anything him fucking up will be good for him since it will bring more views to his channel.
 
Feels like Boogie got the best youtuber or whatever award at one of the ad-wards shows only yesterday, back then people still believed his fake nice guy image
How the fatty have swollen
Like when the Video Award gave him that award cause he was fat and boolied online uwu.

I smelled his swamp ass right off.
 
When Boogie insists it’s “literally impossible” for him to get a job, he should be asked why he can’t start up one of the many relatively low-effort online businesses available to people today, e.g. drop shipping, whatever. We know the answer is because he’s lazy and stupid, but I wish someone would acknowledge that being an employee isn’t the only way to make money. Make him acknowledge he will not make ANY effort to earn non-YouTube income.

Hell, he could even do easy gigs like mystery shopping, doing user testing via usertesting.com (literally go to a website and click on links and shit while recording your screen and commenting on what you hate or like about the site), etc.

The fact is that anyone can bring in at least an extra $1k a month by providing some service or goods. That’s not fuck-you money, but an extra $1k/month makes a meaningful difference in your life if you’re struggling. Not everyone has the luxury of time to plan and get organized for that because they’re too busy working around the clock. Boogie has nothing BUT time. But he won’t. I don’t think his ego will allow him to.

I also think he doesn’t realize how bad his financial situation is, even taking into account the hidden assets that we know about. He thinks the chickens will never come home to roost. Someone — or “the universe” — is going to swoop in and save him. This is called magical thinking. It’s also called being a fat worthless retard.

The only smart thing he ever did.
He didn’t refrain from moving to LA because he’s smart. He stayed put because he’s fucking lazy. Moving is a giant PITA even when you hire movers, and that’s for people who AREN’T massive hoarders of junk like he is. If he could have clicked his sausage snappers and been instantly transported to LA, he would have done it in an (enlarged) heartbeat.
 
Both his siblings have their own families/careers and his brother has a PHD, somehow they grew up under the same roof and turned out fairly well-adjusted. Boogie is a terminally online whoremonger who blames the world for his woes.

What's more likely, two absolute flukes or the youngest Stevens child just being a fat lazy fuck up? Occam's razor and all that, you're giving this clown way too much credit.

EDIT: Not to mention while his dad was a coal miner his mom was a local beloved schoolteacher. Boogie always had the latest console, spent hours in arcades, and ate his way to massive obesity; he didn't grow up destitute with zero chances to succeed.
This is exactly why I don't believe him when he says he was abused by his parents. Its just another lie among many. His siblings turned out well and his parents were likely loving, boogie is just a raging narcissist who will say anything and lie about everything to get pity points on the internet. As a parent, I feel really bad for his having to accept one of their children is beyond help and spreading lies about you. I guess they are dead now, but still. I really wish someone would track down his siblings and get them to talk about Boogie and all the shit he's said about them over the years.
 
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I looked up prices for miniature poodles and $5k is the high end. I also don't know why getting it in store mattered unless that's a mark-up.

The standard poodle I own wasn't even $1000 from a breeder I got connected to.

Standards are objectively better than miniatures because they're normal-sized and all-around great dogs and Null is being a silly-billy for not realizing the show cut is completely optional.

Boogie got a shittier, more expensive version of this breed of dog for reasons I can't even imagine.
 

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I was thinking about what another poster said about Boogie simultanously acknowledging he is at fault but also refusing to do anything about it, and I realised Boogie is like one of those "philosophical zombies" breaking through into reality.
If you don't know, the basic idea is some gay thought experiment along the lines of What if there were humans who act exactly like concious people (they physically react and talk like one) but have no conciousness or real internal experience?

Seems far-fetched and unrealistic, right? But isn't Boogie acting just like one of these "zombies" whose behaviour is stretching the limits of believability, whose lack of conciousness is finally becoming visible in his actions?

He says he knows all this stuff is wrong, that he acknowledges his fault, that he accepts culpability only because he knows that's what he is expected to say. The regular thought processes that you would expect to underly an admission of guilt (for example) in anybody you know is obviously absent in Boogie, who just keeps doing the exact same thing he was doing before.

So it's like he's not even conscious; talking to Boogie is just talking to a brick wall (thick wall?) that learned to talk back through twitter. It just retains its own momentum regardless, which in Boogie's case is very great because he is very heavy.
 
There were so many blatant lies in that struggle-free session that this one seems to have not made it onto the radar, but it’s a big one: Boogie claims that Northwest Arkansas is a very expensive place to live because Walmart has its HQ there.

This is undiluted horse shit.

Fact is, the cost of housing is about 22.8 points below average and the cost of living is superb value for money.

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Many people have moved to NWA since the pandemic precisely because the cost of having a very high quality of life is insanely low compared to anywhere else in the country that isn’t a literal backwoods swamp. Boogie pretending he’s in financial straits because NWA is the Atherton of the south is just another lie.
 
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