Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

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Summary:
Some dude is convincing him to go eat for "free" under a sponsorship
Ate "free" at olive garden yesterday, got kicked out. and ticketed.
Ate free at this old chicago. Old chicago is trying to get him to leave, and comped his order (I assume in an attempt to get him to leave). he is under orders from the sponsorship to stay and thank them
"day 3 of his training"
police gets him to leave, ticket him, and kindly explain to him that he is on their radar and sick of calls of "daniel larson refusing to leave a business" and says they are fucking sick of it, stop.

I assume someone actually is calling him and convincing him to do this, and it's really fucked up.
 
Daniel asking the important questions

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He is one out of a million homeless schizophrenics wandering the streets every day. He just happens to also be one with a camera strapped to his forehead and a 24 hour broadcast going. What you see from Larson is pretty much the same for every other crack addict or vagrant.
Maybe it's different elsewhere, but most mentally ill homeless I encounter here in Vancouver are fent zombies who can barely even sit themselves upright much less constantly throw spastic fits. One time I got culturally enriched by a guy charging onto a bus with sharpie-applied blackface screaming incoherent strings of racial epithets, but that kind of proactive psychotic activity is pretty rare (unfortunately so, there'd probably be way fewer 'safe' supply faggots in this dump of a town if they were more common).

Frivolously yanking fire alarms is definately a chronic citywide issue, but the average DTES bum just isn't lucid enough to be swappable with Daniel.
 
A new incident just occurred, Daniel got kicked out of Old Chicago (11th December)(currently)

Here's the video because he deleted his own:

He apologizes to the Vanderwaal family, he lost his cashapp. The weens convinced him he had a free meal there because of a "sponsorship". He had a argument the restaurant staff, and got in trouble with enforcement.

The weens are getting too unoriginal every damn time it's Vanderwaal and causing him to sperg out in some restaurant...
 
He's live, this time having another sperg out and accusing the staff at an Olive Garden of leaking his nukes and being undercover stalkers. He is also accusing the Vandervauls(?) of being outside.

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Stream 3 (live):



Stream #2:



Part 1 here:

Ah yes, and on the first Anniversary of "The Motel Threatened to Kill Me" meltdown too.

"The Olive Garden threatened to leak my nudes"
 
It's funny how a lot of his spergouts happen on the 10th of the month, are weens especially active around that time each month?
Government check and he can keep his shit reasonably together for a couple days before it all falls apart and he's back trying to get a job with the vanderwaahl security firm, or whatever other idiotic nonsense the weens can convince him of?
 
He is one out of a million homeless schizophrenics wandering the streets every day. He just happens to also be one with a camera strapped to his forehead and a 24 hour broadcast going.
This is kind of what sets Daniel apart from other lolcows for me. He's by far the most hardcore cow on the site, and it's interesting to peer into the life of someone genuinely living on the skids the way he is, with the added peculiarity of his following of weens resulting in a tale that is like a cross between the Truman Show and an episode of Black Mirror.

I don't follow him religiously, but when I do check up on him, I'm always shocked at how far he takes things, not because it's unprecedented for crazy bums to behave in an erratic and destructive manner, but because of how impressionable he is. This could very easily end with him seriously injuring or killing someone at the behest of one of his trolls.
 
This is kind of what sets Daniel apart from other lolcows for me. He's by far the most hardcore cow on the site, and it's interesting to peer into the life of someone genuinely living on the skids the way he is, with the added peculiarity of his following of weens resulting in a tale that is like a cross between the Truman Show and an episode of Black Mirror.

I don't follow him religiously, but when I do check up on him, I'm always shocked at how far he takes things, not because it's unprecedented for crazy bums to behave in an erratic and destructive manner, but because of how impressionable he is. This could very easily end with him seriously injuring or killing someone at the behest of one of his trolls.
He's living the life I had always hoped we'd get to see CWC live. Maybe someday ❤️
 
Larsonians are going to seethe but it's so true for anyone living literally anywhere in the United States. Daniel, for all his weirdness, is really nothing special.

He is one out of a million homeless schizophrenics wandering the streets every day. He just happens to also be one with a camera strapped to his forehead and a 24 hour broadcast going. What you see from Larson is pretty much the same for every other crack addict or vagrant. Worked night shift as a teen back in HS, always caught the occasional bum or prostitute trying to sleep at the tables near the bathrooms. Two years in security, one of the types I feared getting stabbed by were the Daniel Larsons. One I remember was trying to hide outside in the trash by the dumpsters. Covered up in a really small throw blanket.

And you would think 'Well alright, fine. But surely no one is as insane as Daniel'. And to that I say: think again. I've seen bums shit in elevators, pull fire alarms, vandalize and scream like banshees. Most people who don't see this going on are probably lucky and don't have to be out after 6:00pm.

That's true, but I'm willing to bet that literally none of those homeless schizophrenics have an entire subreddit full of window-licking Reddit mongs deliberately feeding their delusions in the hope that they'll commit serious crimes for them to hoot at. It's probably a good thing that Dan isn't as crazy or violent as some of them, because Reddit would have him shooting up a school by now.
 
That's true, but I'm willing to bet that literally none of those homeless schizophrenics have an entire subreddit full of window-licking Reddit mongs deliberately feeding their delusions in the hope that they'll commit serious crimes for them to hoot at. It's probably a good thing that Dan isn't as crazy or violent as some of them, because Reddit would have him shooting up a school by now.
I wish to pull a Josh Moon quote from his final interaction with CWC " You would rather be with people that treat you like a god " ,. I find this fitting with Daniel as he chased all his friends and help in order to be with his "management".
 
That's true, but I'm willing to bet that literally none of those homeless schizophrenics have an entire subreddit full of window-licking Reddit mongs deliberately feeding their delusions in the hope that they'll commit serious crimes for them to hoot at. It's probably a good thing that Dan isn't as crazy or violent as some of them, because Reddit would have him shooting up a school by now.
He's not violent but he's slowly getting there, a mixture of homelessness, being "abandoned" by fuck ass Bob, un attended/treated mental conditions, enabling of his gradualy increasing delusions and a lack of impulse control is slowly shifting him more and more into physical altercations.
Like the event at panera, what could have possibly transpired if he just so happened to be holding something sharp in his hands, and if the manager was alone, with no one there to deter Daniel, when he turned around and got rushed by him.
This is not going down a good route, and I feel bad for the person that down the line slips up and turns their back to the walking pandemic.
 
The sheer amount of shit the subreddit gets away with blows my mind. They actively feed into his schizophrenic delusions, dox his current locations and make posts like this where they just outright say they are going to go fuck with him.
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Fuck this guy. I hope he talks to the homeless for leads on location.
Had to cut out my sperg to not be MATI.

These redditards have no idea where he is or how vast the “metro area” is.

Oh shit I figured out spoilers

I live in the metro area
 
For now he's too much of a pussy to attack anyone he doesn't know is a pushover like Bob. He nearly did attack that guy at Panera Bread. I'd be really interested to see what would have happened it he didn't realize that was a bad idea at the last possible second.
He'd have to lick them Norbert and Dagett beaver teeth and remember what it feels like to still have them in his diseased mouth.
 
For now he's too much of a pussy to attack anyone he doesn't know is a pushover like Bob. He nearly did attack that guy at Panera Bread. I'd be really interested to see what would have happened it he didn't realize that was a bad idea at the last possible second.
Oh he's always going to be a massive pussy too scared for a head on confrontation, that's why my only realistic fear when it comes to Daniel is him losing it and potentially killing some random employ or passer-by by striking them from behind with something if they turn their backs to him.

Managment will most likely keep escalating for something major to happen in the coming weeks before the court dates, likely out of fear of losing their acess to him for some time, and this is most likely how it will end, with Daniel snapping and finally having an actual concrete reason to never be allowed to leave a mental ins.
 
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