Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Was it insurance?

Paramedics. Which is also highly regulated. But different states do it different ways.

 

[LGHDR+]

Paramedics. Which is also highly regulated. But different states do it different ways.

Ah. Slight power level but I used to work in the insurance industry and was registered in many states much like our fat friend. Unless sales is different, I don't think he's working.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Unless sales is different, I don't think he's working.

Never, ever, assume that he's not just lazy and stupid and couldn't be bothered. Those qualities are what made him the man he is today.

 

[FinnSven]

Ah. Slight power level but I used to work in the insurance industry and was registered in many states much like our fat friend. Unless sales is different, I don't think he's working.

Ok, well with what you describe in mind, then I suppose if you are expected to be that on the ball and cutting edge trained all the time then perhaps getting warm leads is a lot more deserved.

I agree Fatrick probably isn’t working though if this is the case.
It’s also surprising he manages to remain licensed.
He clearly didn’t like studying at school and doesn’t like reading, so this doesn’t sound like an ideal job for him.

 

[SneedYstwyth]

The profile picture gives power to fatricks narcissism. It needs to be taken away stat.

For some reason seeing his Xeets when it was copyright striked made him seem somehow more pathetic than he already is.

Remove the smug insufferable pfp again please, I'm pretty sure it makes him seethe more than the swatting.

 

[Divine right to rule]

You know, Patrick has said a lot of dumb, horrible shit. But I think he’s managed to outdo himself today.
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I no longer care about or hate the people that are SWATing him.

Unworthy life must be purged in the womb, people. Otherwise you are cruel and deeply ignorant. This coming from a man calling everyone fascist nazis.

Are we sure that he and Film Robert are not twins that were separated at birth?

 

[AnOminous]

Ah. Slight power level but I used to work in the insurance industry and was registered in many states much like our fat friend. Unless sales is different, I don't think he's working.

I don't know much about insurance to be able to read this, but there are a number of what are probably significant dates:



I believe an agent has to act for a principal with insurance, so while his actual license to act as an agent expires 4/30/2024, his relationship with the current principal expires 3/15/2024.

But again, I don't know much about insurance.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

Mr Glenn with the zinger

 

[Hitlerswag420]

You know, Patrick has said a lot of dumb, horrible shit. But I think he’s managed to outdo himself today.
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I no longer care about or hate the people that are SWATing him.

What a shockingly horrible thing to say to somebody. He deserves every iota of meanness coming his way.

 

[Lana Del Hitler]

hahahah hole

 

[AnOminous]

What a shockingly horrible thing to say to somebody. He deserves every iota of meanness coming his way.

Yeah but the cops, the next door neighbors, and anyone in the path of any random bullets fired at him don't.

 

[FinnSven]

2) to keep people from finding his employer and pestering them which would likely result in him getting canned.

Sorry I forgot to question this!

Whether or not it’s Patrick they are targeting, surely if brothermen, pests or any other kind of Funster starts bothering an essentially innocent company, then the police are a lot more likely to start investigating their actions.

I would assume that if Patrick’s criminal history was an issue, then an insurer would not only have checked him out thoroughly to start with, they also have private investigators on the payroll who would be able to turn up anything he might have tried to hide.

Other than that, being an idiot on twitter is only a concern for them if he drags their name into his childing.

I am guessing in this case that the various rascals have decided not to push it too hard with his employer.
They could also turn their private investigators on any “anonymous” pranksters and Patrick might even end up with Quasi’s real name and address.

 

[LGHDR+]

I don't know much about insurance to be able to read this, but there are a number of what are probably significant dates:
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I believe an agent has to act for a principal with insurance, so while his actual license to act as an agent expires 4/30/2024, his relationship with the current principal expires 3/15/2024.

But again, I don't know much about insurance.

Ah, Life and Injury. No clue how that CE works, but I'd imagine it'd be worse, if not similar.

Ok, well with what you describe in mind, then I suppose if you are expected to be that on the ball and cutting edge trained all the time then perhaps getting warm leads is a lot more deserved.

Nothing that serious, you just watched some asshole or two blather on for a half hour to an hour on a subject, and answer three simple questions.

I'm not saying he wouldn't struggle through it, but he'd make it.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Yeah but the cops, the next door neighbors, and anyone in the path of any random bullets fired at him don't.

Calling someone a fat faggot with bitch tits is a lot different than opening fire.

 

[LGHDR+]

Calling someone a fat faggot with bitch tits is a lot different than opening fire.

I think some wires got crossed between the SWAT message and this one...

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Writing exercise: rewrite memorable first lines of books themed after faTrick

The fat pig waddled across the desert, and the stalker children followed

"The story so far: In April 1980, Patrick S. Tomlinson was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."-- The Hoolies at the End of the Universe

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a divorced man in possession of half a duplex and a Rustang must be in want of a second, better wife."--Pride and Pepperoni

"The most merciful thing in the world, i think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all of Patrick S. Tomlinson's belligerent assholery"--The Call of Pathulhu

"Patrick Tomlinson's jaw was round and soft, his chin a jutting nub of beer fat under the inflexible pout of his mouth."--The Maltese Fatman

"A squat grey building of only one storey. Over the main entrance the words, Central Milwaukee Pepperoni Factory and Rage-Xeet Hatchery, and, in a shield, the Tomlinson House’s motto, "'Enjoy Prison, Stlaker-Child.'"--Beer New World.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Pat attempts to explain the origin of the 'Knife in ass' photo:

 

[FinnSven]

Pat attempts to explain the origin of the 'Knife in ass' photo:

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God damn.

He is now like an online version of a man caught wearing stockings, suspenders and lingerie under a stained trenchcoat, at a kindergarten class, clutching a bag of pornography and bottle of chloroform, burbling out a very feeble excuse or claim of misunderstanding.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

If I didn't know better, I'd say this was a bit. But Patrick has never been intentionally funny.

Or thin.

 

[An automatic clown]

I could never figure out what this pic of pat reminded me of


Then it hit me like a ton of niggeroni

Krogan are fat, dumb, full of vitriol and incapable of higher thought. Literally a video game version of Patrick here