Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[fag0rz]

The fucker is looking and sounding like Jabba the Hutt. Maybe all his limbs will rot off and the Scalfatty klan will end up hauling his drooling bulk around in one of those specialized shipping containers they use for transporting whales.

https://www.nationalgeographic.co.uk/animals/2021/05/the-monumental-task-of-moving-whales-across-borders

 

[AnOminous]

"the biscuit's rock hard, as biscuits always are... it might be edible to some of you..."

Maybe if you're a fat retard who only eats shitty garbage that's been under glow lights for hours.

The fucker is looking and sounding like Jabba the Hutt.

He's turning into Stump from Crossed. Soon all he'll be able to do is scream unintelligibly for human flesh to be brought to him.

 

[Adamska]

Jack goes to the counter next to the terrible Loredo's Tacos to get some fried chicken.
It's all just tenders.
More bitching about prices even though prices seem to be in-line w/ Raising Cane's.
Liked the mac and cheese even though it looked like trash (cheese gud).
Stupid nigger couldn't even be bothered to comment on the chicken tender quality.
Gave it a lower score than Loredo's! (C+)

Based on the thumbnails I saw, I just thought Jack decided to just sit down at like a CostCo or some hardware place with random chicken they served, put some shreddy cheese on it, and horked it down and called it done. Once again, his vulture senses for failing chains is in effect.

Love how he gave it a low score, even though the only thing that gives any hint for why it earned it was that he didn't just gurgle "gud" like he always does. He had to throw a retard tantrum over pricing, because his Attic Experience and food deprivation has locked him in toddler mode forever.

Now don't get me wrong, those tysons chickie tendies are NOT worth 25 bucks. That's actual robbery, and I'd flunk the place based on what their pricing was too. I just think it's comical he gurgles gud nonetheless since meat n cheese.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Fat sack of shit has found himself a new Bitmoji and it might be the most infuriating one yet ... tee hee hee

And it looks like Jagoff couldn't find a Margaritaville or a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. What a faggot.

 

[Tiresome]

Bob Marley's, huh? Is he going to try to strangle the manager?

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack is angry because he can't eat. Bitchface from the outset, Hammy karen turbo mode.

I still find it amusing how fast food thought they were going to pivot to chicken and then chicken went through the fucking roof.

Did they think suppliers were sleeping?

$11.99 for four strips does seem insane though.

I hope their next visit is to a raising cane's so Jack can pop off an anyeurism.

I like invidious, the 1.5x playback seems speedier than SueTube.

 

[a terminal posture]

$11.99 for four strips does seem insane though.

That is the same price for a 4-piece Raising Cane's dinner in suburban Tennessee.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Fat sack of shit has found himself a new Bitmoji and it might be the most infuriating one yet ... tee hee hee
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And it looks like Jagoff couldn't find a Margaritaville or a Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. What a faggot.
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Glad to see the carnivore diet is going well.

 

[Tiresome]

Broke Jack is by far the most insufferable Jack. He loves to come across as a bigshot successful YouTuber at all times except when he can vent his boomer spleen about food prices. Just mention the current price without editorializing, Jack, and you won't seem like such a bankrupt bitch.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That is the same price for a 4-piece Raising Cane's dinner in suburban Tennessee.

Yeah but that's sit down with table service. This is gas station fare.

Spoiler: cost sperging

You're charging $3.00 per Sysco chicken tender. Or maybe it's Gordon's who knows who's really supplying it but that's besides the point. An 8 or 9 pound box of those thing is maybe... $75 I'm guessing? Typically you get between 70-80 per box. Meaning the price per tender is close to $1.00 each. If you're selling them at $3.00 that's an increase of 200%.

There's really no comparison.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

His slur speech to text keeps on declining and I love it.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

God forbid you have to deal with a handful of notifications over an important thing you scheduled. Some people have busy lives and appreciate the reminders. Not all of us have the luxury of sitting at home all day larping as a content creator.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

His slur speech to text keeps on declining and I love it.

This reminds me of all those times that Jack immediately forgets details and asks Tammy about something, like where the food he just ate went or how much a meal is. I can absolutely see something like this happening:

Jack: Ugh! Stupid doctors! I know my appointment's on Tuesday! *five seconds later* Tammy... when's my appointment again?

Tammy: Tuesday

Jack: Oh. Okay. *five seconds later* When's my appointment, Tammy? What happened to my pulpork? Why is the sauce not sweet??? I didn't get enough meat, this place sucks

 

[Super Hans v2]

His slur speech to text keeps on declining and I love it.

Not to power level too much, but part of my job being related to this - no you fucking don't know, which is why we hold your hand through the whole process.

 

[AnOminous]

His slur speech to text keeps on declining and I love it.

So this braindead fat fuck is bitching and complaining that they're trying to save him a couple hundred bucks to reschedule an appointment, when he has severe brain damage to the point of near retardation and will almost certainly forget an appointment from time to time.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

His slur speech to text keeps on declining and I love it.

I have no idea why he is complaining over something actually useful. Jack is truly retarded.

 

[Marc]

So this braindead fat fuck is bitching and complaining that they're trying to save him a couple hundred bucks to reschedule an appointment, when he has severe brain damage to the point of near retardation and will almost certainly forget an appointment from time to time.

If he knew how stupid, helpless, or useless he was, he wouldn’t be able to achieve all three simultaneously. On top of that, he makes it visually and odoriferously obvious that he is an abomination and burden; and I hope there’s a sex tape.

 

[desudesu]

Looks like she works in the finance department there. Bit surprised since Ceva is actually a legit large multinational logistics company.

I'm not sure how Hammy's landing all these gigs. Maybe nepo ties?

Her degree's fraudulent. Jack even confessed to a friend from his Cali JOTG days. She got it from a degree mill, a place trying to sound like UC Irvine's Business School. Jack even said the place "burned down," wiping out all records except for Hammy's own degree.

Looks like Hammy's career path went like this: started as an accountant, got sacked, then through nepo links, she scored a job at Hinkle Chair Co. and later at CEVA Logistics.

Crazy how she's paid enough to support that financial blackhole which is her useless stroked-out manbaby husband.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Her degree's fraudulent. Jack even confessed to a friend from his Cali JOTG days. She got it from a degree mill, a place trying to sound like UC Irvine's Business School. Jack even said the place "burned down," wiping out all records except for Hammy's own degree.

There's a non-zero chance that she's actually just good at the work. Doesn't matter if she got her foot in the door starting with a degree mill or fraud, if she leveraged that into not fucking up the work and has an actual reference list attesting to such, she could keep landing gigs. We'd know otherwise, Finance is one of those things you can't really succeed in nepotistically. Numbers are numbers, so unless you were hired to cook the books, you gotta do the job right or you'll end up getting your employer fucked for accidentally cooking the books.

 

[ZipDisk]

She could also be one of those unfirable turbo cunts who gets glowing references from companies that desperately want to cut the cancer out of their workforce.