Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetorino]

Passive aggressive seething about Karen Farms and Josh:

"And they're retarded. And you're like, oh shit what do I do? They've been retarded for an hour and forty-five minutes, I really need to take a shower." Wow @Null it has surpassed autism, you're just straight up retarded. "It's a shame the domain name got taken by Epik" "If only there were people who would be happy to share the news that some hosting company was being shitty." Josh, just put on the fucking Balldo and Nick'll light the Beacons of Gondor with his other cool podcaster friends. He's trying to blackmail support of the Forum and talking about these shit companies behaving in horrible ways on you kissing the fucking balldo, what a fucking faggot. Edit: Also, this dumb cracker really thinks he still has the influence he had during his deplatforming from YouTube. Nobody cares what you have to say anymore Nick, they all moved on after the Balldo Bump wore off.

Also, to answer Nick's question, no normal people don't joke about texting in the shower you fucking alcoholic. Every totally stable human being I've asked has said they would put the conversation off for the time of being in the shower. No argument is worth continuing through a shower. Also, jokes are supposed to be funny, but we all know you think Vito has always been joking about how much he wants to have sex with children so it doesn't fucking matter. Doing that transcript has made me 1000% incapable of finding humor in anything Nick says anymore because I know in painful detail how bad Nick is at comedy. Every delivery sucks, the punchlines are rarely relevant, and anything that seems funny is entirely reliant on whoever else is there to make his sitcom jokes function.

I started this post halfway through that second clip but by the end I got genuinely MATI at Nick being such a petulant crybaby bitch about the Thread. I hope that Rumble cuts his contract entirely, followed by the divorce rape, followed by the defamation case going to trial, just so he knows how it feels to have things taken from him.
Goddamn I think I just empathized with the DSP people for a minute there.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

What is with anime being brought up now?

Edit: Slimmed image down. Apologies for mobile faggotry.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I mean what can he really do? Put out a tweet? Wow so helpful Nick you did it you saved free speech.

He still thinks that he has the reach and influence he did when he got banned from Youtube and DropKiwiFarms was still going on delusional faggot.
Re: the shower "jokes" clip. There's so much subtext to his joke he has to defend it endlessly from people calling him an autistic weirdo. It hasn't been pointed out enough but the guy who does international business deals on the daily and keeps a website full of autistic weirdos running might just understand basic human interaction better than a trust fund baby who can't even hire an editor and who's nanny is stealing his money lmao.

 

[Neetorino]

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What is with anime being brought up now?

>a little whiskey review action
I'll believe it when I see it. My bet is on a third of the bottle drained by the end of the night.

Also clearly he just wants more anime to watch but can't ask like a normal person. He needs to get as many words out of his fans as possible.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Edit: Tim has been to nick's house and appeared on stream while in his house (the election streams).

Interesting to go back to check out the timestamps for Nick's 2020 election night stream (courtesy of Aggrolith) that predates my personal fandom.

https://www.youtube.com/live/9qd2aMTFkDE?si=M6lyO_kLvrjIdQwd

- Tim Lawst/Laust was in fact physically at Nick's house, but only through audio with no video feed.
- Soter was also at Nick's house but didn't participate on stream
- Ty Beard, the lawyer Nick barely knew, remained on with Nick for 9+ hours start to finish
- Uncivil Law / Kurt - was on stream for hours, knew Nick pre-Rittenhouse
- a shorn Viva Frei was on for quite some time while still in Montreal
- no signs of Drexel that I noted
- lots of YTers popped in that haven't been associated in some time - Razorfist, TUG, Yellowflash
- lots of guests I've never heard of: "Q", Matt Wilson, Burch (from Florida)

Edit: typo

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

That sweater screams heteroflexible rich white dude going through a midlife crisis

It's a very gay sweater. Something I'd expect a 50 year old woman to wear. It reminds me of last December when he wore the very gay Jamacian tank top while talking about going to the underwear party at Gay 90's.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What is with anime being brought up now?

Dunno, but yesterday Legal Mindset did a weeb stream with tea man for about 2 hours. Tea man was a huge rekieta fan who often superchatted nick to advertise his cringe anime tea reselling business. He mixes his pre bought tea with his beard shavings and gives them cringe anime names and the resells them. Tea man expanded his superchat advertisements to other law tubers during the lawtube expansion from the trial stream but he soured on nick during the pippa drama (tea man is a weeb and therefore a vtuber fan and does not approve of nick shitting on them).

Interesting to go back to check out the timestamps for Nick's 2020 election night stream (courtesy of Aggrolith) the predates my personal fandom.

https://www.youtube.com/live/9qd2aMTFkDE?si=M6lyO_kLvrjIdQwd

- Tim Lawst/Laust was in fact physically at Nick's house, but only through audio with no video feed.
- Soter was also at Nick's house but didn't participate on stream
- Ty Beard, the lawyer Nick barely knew, remained on with Nick for 9+ hours start to finish
- Uncivil Law / Kurt - was on stream for hours, knew Nick pre-Rittenhouse
- a shorn Viva Frei was on for quite some time while still in Montreal
- no signs of Drexel that I noted
- lots of YTers popped in that haven't been associated in some time - Razorfist, TUG, Yellowflash
- lots of guests I've never heard of: "Q", Matt Wilson, Burch (from Florida)

Pretty sure tim has been there at least twice and one of them he was on camera. Kinda remember nick whining that tim drank his whiskey by the bottle. Tim was pretty proud about being able to drink alcohol by the gallon and not appearing drunk (seems we have another aspring alcoholic lolyer in the pipeline? )

 

[Balldo's Gate]

To play devil's advocate for 3.2 seconds, I don't think kitchens are particularly known for having the best lighting. People don't take kitchen seflies...they take "bathroom selfies."

Can't speak for kitchen segments from a year ago, but he definitely looks like a druggie bum now because he currently is one.

The lighting doesn't do him any favors, sure, but his appearance in the kitchen streams has changed dramatically. This is Nick last night compared to Nick in a kitchen stream just under nine months ago. It isn't even as if last night was a particularly bad look for him, he often has had an unkempt beard that doesn't do him any favors, but it was well groomed last night.

March:


December:


His physical decline is extremely severe and extremely rapid and has to be obvious to everyone he knows locally at this point and even in the context of the thread I think it's crossed over to the point of being sad.

When the guy is talking about "when I cooked meals" in the past tense, things are getting to a really bad place. Keep in mind that even when Ralph was at his nadir at the start of the year, he would still order takeout delivery from the Rappi app. Nick eats junk food, a Snickers bar and a small bag of Doritos or whatever

I think PPP was right about whole story arc recently about his church suggesting he go to some "Young Families Group" or whatever church group was their way of trying to do a soft intervention for him.

So let me get this straight, which is a big ask as there's nothing straight in regards to Balldo, but he was spooked by a move as a kid and now he has to cry about it every December? What a cry baby bitch.

The locals show still has to be a show, no one on earth wants to eat a wealthy yet depressed alcohol mope around his dirty kitchen.

The seethe from last night's kitchen stream was unreal. I used to say back in the spring how his Locals kitchen poststreams were his version of DSP's prestreams, but they're worse now. Imagine paying a MONTHLY FEE for the privilege of watching him whine about how his life was ruined by his family moving when he was 9 or 10 or whatever.

Even back before when he would whine at length it would be about things that were at least tangentially related to his show like his lawsuit or people complaining about his Locals chat and not purely personal.

It's also extremely repetitive. He will spend 20 minutes on something that could be expressed in 5 and then continually tread back to complain about the same things night after night.

I mean found literal proof it is the submissive girl, the uncensored image. It is on Name that Porn. It is an album and the source is submissivelittletoy. It is THE exact image op posted 3 times earlier only uncensored. Yah the tits are nice but they are definitely not MANDY'S unless Mandy IS submissivelittletoy

NSFW link https://namethatporn.com/post/435480-whats-the-name-of-this-porn-actor.html

Am I missing something? That's what I wrote, that was the conclusive proof of Mandy being a catfish which was why there was a long post about Mandy being a catfish?

There were at least 5 images stolen from the Redditor alone:

Let's now knock down each of the other photos in order. The reverse image search on the picture posted by "Mandy" leads to galleries with the other images posted. These URLS go to a porn site, so it goes without saying they are NSFW and only go there with a locked down browser with adblock or whatever if you choose to do so.

From the gallery, we can knock off the other 4 images, though they are sufficiently different that I don't think they would appear in any reverse image searches.

• Image #2:
  • https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1213757488/?pgid=&gid=11336614&page=0
  • This "Mandy" picture was actually the top right corner of an image posted by Reddit user submissivelittletoy with weird artifacts added.
• Image #3:
  • https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1752110543/?pgid=&gid=11336614&page=1
  • This "Mandy" picture was actually an image posted by Reddit user submissivelittletoy which has been flipped horizontally and then cropped to avoid posting the breast. Weird artifacts added.
• Image #4:
  • https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1347027748/?pgid=&gid=11336614&page=4
  • This "Mandy" picture was actually an image posted by Reddit user submissivelittletoy that was flipped horizontally. Probably for the whole reverse image searching thing.
• Image #5:
  • https://www.imagefap.com/photo/620017250/?pgid=&gid=11336614&page=1
  • This "Mandy" picture was actually an image posted by Reddit user submissivelittletoy has been rotated counter-clockwise 90° and the breasts have been cropped out.

In case you are wondering "well, what if Mandy posted on Reddit too?", consider this. The Wayback Machine 2016-era archive for submissivelittletoy includes the comments she posted. She appears to be saying here that the "new underwear" she is "modelling ... for you guys" on Reddit were purchased from La Senza, described by Wikipedia as a "Canadian fashion retailer". According to the Wikipedia page, in 2016 (around the date of this post), "several La Senza stores opened in the United States on an experimental basis", mentioning two stores in Ohio and one each in Illinois and Indiana. But Mandy is in Texas, and there were no stores listed in Texas on the Wikipedia page as being part of the experimental expansion to the United States.



In other words, in all likelihood, the original poster was Canadian and therefore could NOT be "Mandy".

I also wrote why it was unlikely that Mandy could have been the Reddit poster.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

March:


December:

That nigga has AIDs

 

[ColinQuinnsStent]

When Josh moves back to the US and invites Nick to check out his new boat:

Tongue fuck that bottle, Nick. 213 people and counting have read @Balldo's Gate's post and are laughing at you.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, to answer Nick's question, no normal people don't joke about texting in the shower you fucking alcoholic.

And only seriously abnormal people actually DO text in the shower, as the seriously abnormal person Nick Rekieta apparently did.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Tea man was a huge rekieta fan who often superchatted nick to advertise his cringe anime tea reselling business. He mixes his pre bought tea

I still enjoy his tea. Yeah, it's pre-bought; no idea if he mixes anything himself, but I would wager most purchase their tea and brand it. If you've better alternatives, lmk.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

I just figured something out.
Here are the responses that Nick has to any negative thing.

• I wish I did X.
• I have been doing X since Y.
• You don't do X?

Examples:

• I wish I drank I much as people say I drink
• I have been licking the bottle for six years
• I have been shaking since I was fifteen.
• You guys don't text from shower?

 

[LanceHaver]

TBH, he is still at the point where, if he stops, the wrinkles and gaunt look would clear up very quickly. But this is sad to watch

Someone posted the Locals to YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzWLgnvtZXA

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I just figured something out.
Here are the two responses that Nick has to any negative thing.

• I wish I did X.
• I have been doing X since Y.
• You don't do X?

Examples:

• I wish I drank I much as people say I drink
• I have been licking the bottle for six years
• I have been shaking since I was fifteen.
• You guys don't text from shower?

Yeah. It's a very common thing that people do when they're lying, usually mixed with some form of self-deprecation.
"I wish I actually did do that thing you're accusing me of, that'd be kinda awesome, but really, I'm not that interesting or cool enough to get away with that."

 

[feral cat #6385]

- Tim Lawst/Laust was in fact physically at Nick's house, but only through audio with no video feed.

Tim is like Kurt. Without the intelligence.

if he stops

Oh sweet summer child...,

 

[Maraschino]

Yeah. It's a very common thing that people do when they're lying, usually mixed with some form of self-deprecation.
"I wish I actually did do that thing you're accusing me of, that'd be kinda awesome, but really, I'm not that interesting or cool enough to get away with that."

Or claiming that he's being accused of "fun stuff", which includes, but is not limited to:

-being cucked
-getting fucked by black men
-cheating on his wife

Not sure anyone who isn't into those things would describe those as "fun." Probably the literal opposite, but maybe I don't get social cues.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I would agree, but will note that buried in Mandy's Steam page there is this curious comment from 2018 that might have gone overlooked:

Taken at face value, it seems to suggest they keyed up on mic at some point, during a game, and passed as female.

Make of it what you will. It seems to complicate things further. It also makes their claim they don't know how to use a mic now all the more bizarre.

Basically what you have is that in about 16 years of being on the Internet, in circles (Internet gaming and Discord communities) where voice chatting is regular, there is one guy with 11-12k hours in TF2 who claimed to talk to her on a call or in gaming voice chat or whatever.

Is it real? Who knows. Maybe this really is the only guy she talked to. Or maybe Mandy bribed him with a cosmetic item or gave him a sob story about having some sort of vocal chord injury or whatever and asked him to give her social proof of going on a voice call with somebody. Or maybe this was the one guy "Mandy" thought could be fooled.

For the record: "You sound alot like Suzie Q", I think this is the voice he is referring to:

 

[RotPockets]

His pupils are always so large. I don't think I've seen a segment of him in his kitchen where he looked like a functioning adult; maybe it's just the lighting in there, but he always looks like a complete druggie bum

He’s got trisomy 21 eyes.

 

[Anticipointment]

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What is with anime being brought up now?

Last night shortly after the Rumble switch he talked about when he was sick a few days ago he had a fever dream about the meaning of the anime Macross. He went on about it for well over ten mins straight. Then brought it up several times more later on.

Summarization of Nick’s interpretation of Macross & Macross Plus

Spoiler: Very long

According to Nick, it is about culture, which is very important, as it leads people to danger or liberation. It has ripple effects outside of communities, global concerns, all of society. This can be caused by something as small as a love story between two losers.

In the anime, music is used to represent culture. It controls the black people. There are humans, six feet tall. Non humans, the Zentradi, fifty feet tall. Those are the black people, because they are tall. The Zentradi want to take earth from humans (whites). Zentradi aren’t human, they are black & they steal things. Humans (whites) invented culture. Zentradi have none. The humans (whites) gave Zentradi culture in order to control them and also had to shrink them from fifty feet tall to six feet tall because their giant penises were killing all the white women.

So, humans = white. Zentradi = black. Killers of white women & men, in equal measure. The Zentradi squander culture. Or become enamored with it. The Zentradi don’t know what to do in life, so they either “lock up or literally flee, this is why the Zentradi are black”. The whites (humans) are able to kill Zentradi with impunity because an 18 yr old sings a song. Nick wishes he was joking. He isn’t. This is what it is about. The real story! True! White girl magic. Don’t let anyone tell you different. Faggot. Stupid. Non-anime watcher.

Macross plus: story of a woman, Mune, who can’t make up her mind, like all women. She doesn’t feel good enough. Puts herself into a hyper sexualized, under age AI called Sharon Apple. HP computer, the HP stands for hyper pedophile. Sharon Apple does a concert, big titties, mama milkers. All the men are seduced into a trance and then cum in unison.

Nick didn’t make this up, that is the story. Sharon Apple now controls the men with hologram big titties. Imagine, Pamela Anderson & Taylor Swift combined, like Pamela 1990s tits & Taylor’s slim hips & singing voice, it’s like that. This is what anime thinks of you. This is the best of anime storytelling. Think of that next time you say anime is good story telling. Think of the story of (Nick tells the story he already told a second time)

Also, two pilots are fighting Zentradi. Yeah, still. Haven’t all yet been shrunk or killed or trail of tears or whatever, Nick doesn’t know how, but they are still there. Pilot E. killed a lot of black people / Zentradi, pilot G. is a shrunken Zentradi. G. has been “tamed down” into acting white but still has the bigger penis. Mune (Sharon Apple) can’t decide between the two men. Dramatic irony.

E. is a wildcard, doesn’t say yes or no to anything, except his own desires. He’s fun & unstable, Mune creams her panties for him. When he’s around. He’s not always.

G., despite being black, is a homebody. He is a bitch. Mune can’t decide.

The story is about Mune. Sorry teen boys, you got cucked, this is a girls story, it is not about guys. You (guys) aren’t this that or the other, “you aren’t even fucking a black guy!” (meant “a fucking black guy” or as said?)

Edit: E. stands for the character of Isamu. Thought it was spelled with an E. & didn’t look up correct spelling until after typing it. G. is for the character Guld.

E. & G. aren’t even male characters they are the representations of the two desires of women. Like phantom of the opera. (Nick goes on phantom side sperg) blah blah blah Nick got given food poisoning by a black guy who couldn’t fucking cook Popeyes chicken right! Anyway, Macross should never be made live action. And shows the dangers of AI.

G. had to die like a proper cuck bag but first had to give permission for E. to take Mune. Beta. E. was going to take her anyway. E. represents women’s fantasy that they can fix men (they can’t). Macross was written by women. A whole universe written for by women about one woman who still never could make up her mind. There ya go guys! You’re welcome!!! That’s it! There is no better explanation! I challenge you to do better. You can’t!