Jirard Khalil / The Completionist / ThatOneVideoGamer - Obsessive Compulsive Autist involved in a $780k case of charity fraud

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Imagine being that schlub that has to 99% San Andreas with all the oyster diving, picture taking and car exporting so your fat fuck boss can come in and do a victory lap to claim 100%, and you're on a tight schedule too so you have to marathon that shit.
Or...

Being stuck in the hinterlands before realizing it is better to go to another place instead

Every random event in the gta franchise

Clearing every cup in the Mario games, 8 Deluxe with all dlc specifically

FromSoft games......on hardest difficulty

Library of Rutina, Persona 5 Royal, and Skyrim 100%

Failure to complete these objectives and the employee becomes the slave leia to the Jabba jirard
 
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Imagine being that schlub that has to 99% San Andreas with all the oyster diving, picture taking and car exporting so your fat fuck boss can come in and do a victory lap to claim 100%, and you're on a tight schedule too so you have to marathon that shit.
I unironically do 100% because I have a good case of the tism and OCD. I'd be willing to do it, but he'd have to pay me a premium; as I play hard games like Ninja Gaiden and Devil May Cry for fun, but also do 500+ hour grinds in shit like Star Ocean 4. I've also had fellow autists who want the prestige but don't have the skills, pay me to get PSN trophies for them; most people I tell to fuck off, because they want to game share, and I don't want to game share with you, I want your money.
 
I'm sorry, didn't G4 die months ago now? Why is he clinging to "G4 fans" (whoever that might be) for solidarity? It should be the Completionist audience or one of his other brands, not the TV-turned-livestream show that burned out after the psycho bitch he clapped for went off on those very same fans.
Pathetic.
He may be talking about something else.

I don't think anyone cared when Comcast tried to reanimate G4's corpse, which even by 2006 was drifting well away from video games.
 
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Just realized this while watching the latest video, but Jirard's response video proves that the David Kessler quote from the University of California San Francisco thanking them for their donation is 100% fake, and there's no room to weasel out of it. Open Hand claimed that the thanks from the University was for donating their Mom's body before the foundation was officially created, and that Open Hand not donating any money on record was not a lie but a legacy donation from before they established the organization.

We already knew David Kessler was fired from the University in 2007, and that Open Hand started in 2014. Now with the autopsy report and the record of the body parts for research donation, we know that happened in 2013. There is no way David Kessler was thanking them for the pre-charity donation.
 
Aside from being a slap fight, is there any real meat in the video?
Not really, the most meat is Karl using a dictionary to lookup things like "charity fraud," then playing a video of Jirard lying, and then doing his best QED. He also apologizes for the error about the filed form not having a signature, as it was e-filed. He also does a "bring it on" to the threat of lawsuit, that's it.
 
Not really, the most meat is Karl using a dictionary to lookup things like "charity fraud," then playing a video of Jirard lying, and then doing his best QED. He also apologizes for the error about the filed form not having a signature, as it was e-filed. He also does a "bring it on" to the threat of lawsuit, that's it.

He also points out the deficiencies in the completionist response, particularly related to the unexplained funds from the golf tournament and all the claims that subscriptions and super chats during these indie game streams will go to charity, and that Jirard didn't even bother to attempt to explain away those.
 
This got me thinking, most people watching some random dude online don't even know and probably assume he is 100% some western dude. They just see this weird bearded guy playing a video game and think, "Oh, he's just another weird bearded guy doing video game stuff for money. He's just like me! Subscribed!"

But he's not just like you at all. He has cultural values that are entirely different and that means concerning aspects like this charity, he won't be making decisions based on the kind of moral-fagging most people believe one ought. Maybe screwing the western pigs is just a matter of course for these folks.
Very good point.

There are good reasons why Lebanon (where this faggot is from) is a shithole country. (Even if it’s a slightly higher tier shithole country than say Jordan.)

Among them is their culture and value system, which in importance goes something like:

Close family.
Extended family.
Clan/tribe.
Co religionists.
Countrymen.

They have no issues with swindling everyone else, as long as their group ends on top.
>fat Christian Arab may or may not have done questionable things with charity money
>"how can I make this about Jews and Muslims?"
the absolute state of Kiwi Farms
Dude, the only difference between Muslim and Christian Arabs, is that the Christian ones tend to be a little better at scamming, since they’re still taking advantage of having schemed their way to the top when the Brits and French were running shit.
 
New Karl Jobst video just dropped.
It’s over for the ogre, there’s no way Jirard can recover from this. Maybe a small core of his most dedicated friends and fans will keep coping, but either way he’ll have to disappear from the internet like he said he would in the discord call.

This drama has been a lot more entertaining than I expected. His disastrous response video made it way funnier, and at least a charity got some money in the end.
 
Aside from being a slap fight, is there any real meat in the video?
One new voice clip, 19:58 - 21:38. I believe Karl/Muta have only posted snippets of the conversation, but now there's an extended version of it that pretty much feels like the nail in the coffin. If anyone is still a fan of TheCompletionist, this alone is rather disgusting evidence that it's not just Jirard being an incompetent retard, but legitimately acting guilty.
Jirard attempts to guilt Karl and Muta into not releasing the video by essentially admitting complete guilt, saying that this will follow him for the rest of his life, and it'll be unlikely for him to be able to come back to youtube. There's a lot of whiplash between this voice clip and Jirard's "response" video.

"People aren't going to trust me ever again. I won't trust myself ever again. I'm just going to walk away from all this. This is just me being like, 'Great. I'm out.' Not just out of content creation, or being an online personality. I'm just going to stop. Disappear, and start over, and never talk to anyone ever again."
lol. lmao.
 
I'm only going from memory, but I'm sure I recall Jirard saying he became a completionist because when he was young his family could only afford a few games at a time. Which in that case would be another lie.
That's also ridiculous. I didn't grow up in abject poverty but there was no way both my minimum wagie parents could "afford a few games at a time" when that amounted to a month's worth of groceries.
Nowadays, a single game is at least $50, a few would be at least 3, right?

Fat lying bearded thief.
 
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