Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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There's a non-zero chance that she's actually just good at the work. Doesn't matter if she got her foot in the door starting with a degree mill or fraud, if she leveraged that into not fucking up the work and has an actual reference list attesting to such, she could keep landing gigs. We'd know otherwise, Finance is one of those things you can't really succeed in nepotistically. Numbers are numbers, so unless you were hired to cook the books, you gotta do the job right or you'll end up getting your employer fucked for accidentally cooking the books.

She does very basic accounting work based on her LinkedIn. In the old days she would be called her proper job title- a bookkeeper.

The more simplier explanation is that there is not enough accountants in America. The big four accounting firms now outsource a lot of their grunt work to India and the Philippines not so much out of choice but necessity because they cannot find enough Americans to fill the positions.
 
Not to power level too much, but part of my job being related to this - no you fucking don't know, which is why we hold your hand through the whole process.
It's because if you don't send out three texts, an autodialed call the day before and an email, a small but loud percentage of the clients will roll up in their mobility scooters an hour late and complain loudly that it's your fault for not reminding them.

So everyone gets the reminders.
 
It turns out that our favorite Jack troll Rob Milanowski is actually a pretty accomplished drummer who volunteers as a drummer for a local music group. Rob posted a video going behind the scenes of the group's annual Christmas show, recording some of their practices and well as one of their performances.


Rob is a professional drummer, while Jack only has control of one of his arms due to his gluttony. The irony could not be sweeter.
 
It's because if you don't send out three texts, an autodialed call the day before and an email, a small but loud percentage of the clients will roll up in their mobility scooters an hour late and complain loudly that it's your fault for not reminding them.

So everyone gets the reminders.
Every industry has to calibrate their customer systems to accommodate the retards who walk amongst us. Just delete the texts and emails like the rest of us do, you thin-skinned Karen.
 
Bookkeeping is not difficult, it’s the blue collar work of white collar and Tammy is probably competent at it. She probably comes off at work as nice enough and unremarkable.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the workplace, it’s that you never really know what someone’s home life is like. There are very many Tammys in the world who are normal in public and go home every day to a swollen man-baby full of raw meat and salmonella. So don’t go to the company potluck dinners.
 
Fatty also doxed Hammy in the video.
Seems like Hammy went on with her fraudulent non-existent degree (Fatty claimed her "business school" burnt down) to work at CEVA Logistics.

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Some more infuriating screens of him contemplating the flavour profiles of shitty fast food while literally dying. Note the dandruff, and his inflamed red skin around his mouth:
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And lastly this - pure foodgasm:

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If you do a Google maps search for CEVA locations around the Scalfani videon Studeon and Ranch, you’ll see that jewgle associates a bunch of recent images with the geo corordinates. A bunch of pics of tornado damage to the CEVA facilities appears to have occurred. The logistics depots appear to have been completely buttfucked.

Tammy is running her fat gay cripple husband around Disney and shitty fast food while everyone around her, including her employer, are all assfucked from the tornados. Merry Christmas assholes.
 
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I kind of hope that we get a JackVlogs montage called "Jack Scalfani: Jack gets angry about gas station food" or something like that, since he's routinely been expecting great food from them for cheap and then threw fits over them either not being open or being like this.
 
Jack goes to the counter next to the terrible Loredo's Tacos to get some fried chicken.
It's all just tenders.
More bitching about prices even though prices seem to be in-line w/ Raising Cane's.
Liked the mac and cheese even though it looked like trash (cheese gud).
Stupid nigger couldn't even be bothered to comment on the chicken tender quality.
Gave it a lower score than Loredo's! (C+)
There's no bone in that chicken. Must be fake meat!
 
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What’s the lore on Ken Blazek? I thought he was a card carrying member of the Jackstapo since he mods for Jack’s chat and Facebook group but every now and then I feel like he is shitting on the fat man. Undercover hadur?This is just one recent example where I felt this was the case.
Probably just a spaz who, like Jagoff, thinks he's got the inside track on health because he read an article on it once.

And coffee is one of those things that every single week there's a new study that says it's bad for you. Then the next week it's good for you and so on. Moderation however is the key.
 
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What’s the lore on Ken Blazek? I thought he was a card carrying member of the Jackstapo since he mods for Jack’s chat and Facebook group but every now and then I feel like he is shitting on the fat man. Undercover hadur?This is just one recent example where I felt this was the case.
Is Jack saying (in his reply to Mark) that breathing isn’t good for you?
 
Is Jack saying (in his reply to Mark) that breathing isn’t good for you?
That's what he's saying, but if you look at his FB group someone got him a coffee advent calendar so he's been drinking a pot of coffee a day for the month like a retard. Somehow he thinks he's capable of tasting the different notes of flavors in the coffee or whatever, and of course a sedentary lard ass with constant health problems needs to be spending all month chugging coffee... but dunkin donuts coffee is evil because SHUGUR(since he doesn't understand you can just not put sugar in it...)
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