Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[thebigdream]

I still can't believe this dumb nigger Rekieta found his very own trollsome gal-pal called Mandy.

MAAAAAAAAAANDYYYYYY

 

[Strix454]

, while Nick's wife was in a quantum state of being both asleep somewhere and dancing with Nick, he is approached and then kissed by a fat woman

Nick has told several stories like this where women hit on him but there are no witnesses or his wife is there but away. Its like the two women who groped him in the elevator in Las Vegas. Its like Nick in his mind always wants to play the "pretty girl" being hit on.

 

[RotPockets]

This is the face of a “man” that:
Wishes he was getting Man’s D
Doesn’t have enough time for Man’s D
Has always been in to Man’s D

 

[Potatoherder]

This could be a good show. Matt can completely run the show and if Sean shows up Nick can just take a nap. No one will really notice.

 

[Neetorino]

Well, unfortunately, Josh did an impromptu poll on MATI today, and it was 75% "death before dishonor" and 25% "put on the Balldo." This was after he played the clip you're quoting.

I saw that happen, and while I did not participate in democracy I agree with the outcome. There's no use in donning the Balldo for the likes of Rekieta; his sphere of influence seems to shrink every week.

Also, now might be a good time to remind people that Nick has only raised $12,259 for his defense against Montagraph, and the last donation was 77 days ago.

I guess Kiwifarms will have to endure without Nick's help. Whatever the hell he thinks that might be.

But I thought Nick said he'd be more than willing to help Josh crowdfund and that it'd be a huge help, how could he not even fundraise for himself? Also, isn't 77 days ago around the same time Drexel got tricked into pimping Monty's GFM?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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This could be a good show. Matt can completely run the show and if Sean shows up Nick can just take a nap. No one will really notice.

Oh NO! One of Nick's HATED topics! GUNS!!!! AHHHHH! What if he bring up TRUMP! DISASTER!


Here are some selections from the days of degeneracy in LOCALS that I found while finding the original Mandy posts...


Nick reacting to MAN-dy:

Spoiler: NSFW

Nick being horny:

Spoiler: Also NSFW

@Cynthia Behave Lewdpost:

Spoiler: NSFW Obviously...

 

[miss ethanol]

Odds that the nose goes on about how KF is back to TOR currently? He never reads his thread so idk how he'd know though.

He will wish that Josh makes a million dollars to fight the attacks and also say that if only Josh put on the balldo then Nick would be able to do something, which would be tweeting and that's it.

Why doesn't he just use his ODD disorder to fight off his SAD disorder? So that when he feels SAD he refuses to listen to his brain telling him he is sad and defies it making him happy.

Balldoman is too wet- and smooth-brained to talk about anything but himself. Remember his stand-up "comedy" show? The 5 minute bit about shower calls? The blatant racism?

His comedy is Anthony "a-log" Logato levels of cringe (by cringe I mean genius Nick please continue to do it).

 

[Space Pope]

Hi Nicki. Your constant seething about Jersh and the Karen Farms made me care enough to figure out TOR just to take a look at your thread. Now I know you got catfished by what is likely a troon. Merry Christmas, faggot.

 

[feral cat #6385]

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For someone who doesn't like talking about Trump and Guns he sure talks about them a lot. I might have some respect for him if he would follow his calling and go full on degen rather than this half assed pandering.

Lewdpost

While we are on that topic. The world's oldest onlyfans thot wannabe is on with Legal Vices.

 

[Neetorino]

Oh NO! One of Nick's HATED topics! GUNS!!!! AHHHHH! What if he bring up TRUMP! DISASTER!

Hold on, it might be good to talk about guns for once! It'll maybe stop him from ranting about Null and Kiwi Farms like a jilted ex.

While we are on that topic. The world's oldest onlyfans thot wannabe is on with Legal Vices.

Wow look at all those old friends of Nick's! But where is the Balldo Pope himself? Did he not get the invite? Or more likely he's just a giant flake. Shame this "Fuck-It-Friday" is happening somewhere else while Nick talks about guns.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Kino Casino is doing the Rekieta cope segment now

Nick is going to love the shit out them and wish them each a million dollars.

 

[Schpoots]

The new kino casino grift is people donating to AVOID further rekieta content. That's hilarious.

 

[Retink Retunk]

While we are on that topic. The world's oldest onlyfans thot wannabe is on with Legal Vices.

This is weirdly pathetic, is being a lawyer so shit that being gay on social media more enjoyable? How broken are their bucks?

 

[JackoVerde]

i missed nicks birthday but this is still relevant, more than it was back then.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Kino Casino is doing the Rekieta cope segment now

The new kino casino grift is people donating to AVOID further rekieta content. That's hilarious.

I want to have them cover the MAN-dy revelation so I can be sure ShielaAliens will tell Nick about it.

I think they just crib off @elb so it might take a while...

 

[stupid frog]

They didn't have anything about MANdy prepared, they just played Josh's clip.

edit: they mostly made fun of him for his drinking and shower texting "joke", but also think your wife divorced Nic, and he wasn't wearing his ugly af ring.

 

[Not Who You Think]

In terms of the bit at the end, it's also very clear he's portraying it as the "hotwife" begging the "cuckold" for money:

"It's about the guy apologizing for everything and saying 'Oh, you can do this, you can do that, you can do whatever you want QUEEN.' They can't do whatever they want. If they could do whatever they want they wouldn't be begging you for money."

The way I read it is was that the "cuckold" is going along with it not because they enjoy it, but because they feel they have no choice and that the "hotwife" "can do whatever they want" and would do it anyway.

The problem is that in the past couple months he inserts so much random non-sequiturs into what he says because he thinks it's "comedy" that I can't tell if he's trying out a new standup bit or if he forced a deeply personal complaint about his marriage into the end of his story.

I see, so it wasn't disconnected from what Nick was saying from the previous eight minutes then. Nick had just finished talking about black people and laws(?) for some reason, but your take makes more sense.

 

[Chibitzen]

Hi Nicki. Your constant seething about Jersh and the Karen Farms made me care enough to figure out TOR just to take a look at your thread. Now I know you got catfished by what is likely a troon. Merry Christmas, faggot.

Fitting name especially if you have utilized the Tor browser to get here. Well done.

Nick getting wrecked by his own fans has become one of his hallmark lolcow traits. Naturally one or two will be a catfish as they sense his inability to place intelligent boundaries between him and his fans. It's become hard to tell at times who the bait is, him or his "diehard" fans. What he sees in some of them is anyone's guess. It's another reason why an alternative lifestyle would be so believable, because he gravitates so heavily towards exhibitionistic types even though obviously engaging such crazy online has its risks.

 

[3MMA]

I think they just crib off @elb so it might take a while...

No wondering necessary, cribbing is exactly what they do. Veterans of the sektur, Gunters, & others, are very familiar with the Kino Casino move set. They crib everything here on Kiwi Farms. They even have a lame “writers room” discord or some other BS where bottom feeder wannabe e-celebs organize info from KF threads for them. The really lame thing is the groups run gay ops where they try to manufacture lolcow incidents, & other crap. Now that Kino Casino is trying to move on from Gunt, to Balldo, this thread is suddenly filled with adverts for when their show is on. Many have seen this before from the KC group, don’t get duped. Unless you enjoy hearing a fat & a tard screech for 8 hours, while they read your posts verbatim from the thread. Seeing people say, “I agree with PPP blah etc,” when Porkton got all his material from them, is wild. All becomes clear. People agree because he’s quoting what they wrote a week ago ITT. For more info, see:

Spoiler: Links

I: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/attention-whores-and-clout-chasers.123387/
II: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/augusto-kinochet-kinocopter-feaser-kinochet.145374/
III: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/godwinson-adam-edge-plus-the-writers-room-discord.134142/
IV: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/ashton-joel-parks-peoples-populist-press-ppp.69524/
V: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/andy-w...-warski-show-purple-dragon-kino-casino.41000/

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

Matt and Ivan grilling Nick for his faggy behaviors is very refreshing.