Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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Narwhal said:
Also gotta love how at 30+ years old she refers to her reflection or whatever the fuck as a "boy" rather than a "man".
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Though I wouldn’t refer to her as a man, either, it does beg the question of whether she considers herself to be a thirty six year old boy, or whether she identifies as younger, on top of believing that “accepting yourself” entails throwing bags of money at having a pack of Hawaiian rolls implanted in your abdomen, a pair of moon shoes to bring your height up to 4’11” when necessary, and a Bob Hickman bowl cut even Justin Bieber would turn his nose up at.
 
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The most offensive thing about her transition to me is the level of 1984-style editing required to keep the illusion going. Most of us are old enough to remember her breakout role where she played a pregnant teenage girl, yet I'm expected to still refer to her as 'Elliot'? No motherfucker, they cut the check for Juno to Ellen Page, that's what you're getting called, at least in the context of that specific movie. Performers change their personas all the time, no one in their right mind is going to chide me if I refer to Gene Simmons as Chaim Witz if we're talking about his pre-KISS catalog. If she stars in another movie post-transition(lol lmao), I might be willing to refer to her as Elliot, but you can get stuffed if you expect me to keep this level of doublethink just so one of Harvey Weinstein's ex-fleshlights can feel heckin' validated.
 
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AssignedEva said:
then hung out with a trans woman called "Star" she met on that Gaycation show she did
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The egg breaker in question, Star Amerasu:
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Church Lurker said:
Wait, are you serious?
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I can believe it. Just like how a lot of internet MTFs are coombrained and only want to be women because of the hentai they watch, a lot of FTMs are also coombrained yaoi fangirls who shipped their favourite My Hero Academia characters so hard that they decided they wanted to just be them.
Female coomers are far less common, I'll admit, but in the age of the internet and porn being so rampant as it is, they are out there. The stereotype of FTMs being poor wittle rape victims might not be as accurate anymore.
 
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Church Lurker said:
Wait, are you serious?
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Thing is most ftms are straight girls, and they still want to be sexually desireable to men. But most of them aren't ever going to look like proper grown men, they best they can manage is looking like a teenage boy. So they have to invent a whole mythology about how hot and fuckable they are, without actually admitting they are still women, and the best they can come up with is they are better than a regular man because they are younger looking and more nubile. So fucking them is like fucking a little boy instead of a grown man. And this is supposedly better. This also ties into the Peter Pan Syndrome that is very common in trannies. They literally don't want to be adults, but this is the only socially acceptable way to keep yourself in a state of perpetual adolescence. It's similar to how troons often insist on calling themselves "girls" rather than women, and try to act like what they think teenage girls act like.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
The vast majority of shipfics are still overwhelmingly written by women. They coom to their slowburn romances and smut as much as a gooner cooms to his gooncave.
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I mean, women being into written erotica and slashfic is not exactly news. It didn't make people troon out before though. Also, slowburn romances still focus mainly on feelings and being able to relate to the characters etc etc typical woman stuff and is not comparable to a gooner's porn consumption. However in recent years the yaoi to pooner pipeline has become an undeniable fact and there's been an increase of very depraved fandom tropes.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
The vast majority of shipfics are still overwhelmingly written by women. They coom to their slowburn romances and smut as much as a gooner cooms to his gooncave.
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I just Bravesearched "gooner" and the search results came back with "Arsenal F.C. supporters"

I'm not even a Britbong but that's some funny shit
 
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