What Are The Worst Character Designs You Have Ever Seen?

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Japs apparently are into drawing an obviously girl with an obviously female body and then come up with ''it's actually a man, teehee!''. It's pretty autistic.

They have been since forever. It's in their genes at this point.

 

[Atatata]

Thread tax, Chinese idle game, Book of Yog, Minerva.

I know it's for fetish reasons, but humantaurs are so bizarre and abominable that I can't help but find it a tad more interesting than the normal run of the mill centaur or mermaid.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I know it's for fetish reasons, but humantaurs are so bizarre and abominable that I can't help but find it a tad more interesting than the normal run of the mill centaur or mermaid.

Understandable, wish it didn't hurt my fucking eyes with way too many overstuffed details. It's like mobile games learned design from adoptables on deviantart, more shit on it = more valuable.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Thread tax, Chinese idle game, Book of Yog, Minerva.

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Humantaurs just look like a bad AI generation. Like how the fuck does it even walk. How does the anatomy work behind the clothing? Where is this thing's pussy?

I'll add that the VN Anonymous;Code looks like ass, which is surprising for how the previous games of the developers had pretty strong design.

It just looks so generic and sanitized, and the box art has designs that look so different that I thought the characters on it were future/alternate versions of the main characters.

 

[Registration]

Those humantaurs are pretty realistic.

If you go to India.

 

[Po's Cootah]

Those humantaurs are pretty realistic.

If you go to India.

Me seeing that humantaur thing:

 

[Trilby]

The ‘Rosie’s Rules’ show is the worst offender in my opinion considering that it features a blended family where the older sister is white from the mother’s previous marriage. The show constantly waxes poetic about the younger children’s Mexican culture, showing how the older sister has taken it on and adopted it as her own. Their house is decorated in a Mexican fashion, they speak broken Spanish to each other, they seemingly only eat Latino foods…But we never even get a glimpse into the heritage of the white mother and daughter. Are they English? German? Irish? Are their ancestors more recent immigrants or old stock? The implication is that they don’t matter as opposed to the non-white aspect of the family.

I hate to think what being a Polish father of that kind of family is like.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Humantaurs just look like a bad AI generation. Like how the fuck does it even walk. How does the anatomy work behind the clothing? Where is this thing's pussy?

I assume the appeal is that it has two of them, although not having looked at porn of any sort in years, I admit I don't know.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Where is this thing's pussy?

Asking the real question

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

Tooru. If the hair isn't bad enough, the teddy bears stapled to his shoulders are.

 

[Flaming Insignias]

Tooru. If the hair isn't bad enough, the teddy bears stapled to his shoulders are.
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Jojo character designs really went to hell after Stone Ocean. I don't care how good people say the new story is, the stupid-looking characters keep me from reading.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Humantaurs just look like a bad AI generation. Like how the fuck does it even walk. How does the anatomy work behind the clothing? Where is this thing's pussy?

I mean it's pretty obvious. She's likely got human feet with horse-like locomotion and the pussy is most likely in around the same spot as with a horse. It's the same basic centaur concept with a twist of soft human skin instead of thick rough hair.

 

[The Tall Man]

138 pages and nobody posted Revolution 60 by Brianna Wu, wtf?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I mean it's pretty obvious. She's likely got human feet with horse-like locomotion and the pussy is most likely in around the same spot as with a horse. It's the same basic centaur concept with a twist of soft human skin instead of thick rough hair.

Issue is human feet aren't built for horse like locomotion, so either way it's some body horror proportions or body horror movement.

 

[AMHOLIO]

138 pages and nobody posted Revolution 60 by Brianna Wu, wtf?
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John's tardbaby doesn't have characters as much as it has decorations for his shitty quicktime event filled action game. There's so much more to critique that the fetal alcohol children of Bratz and Winx barely registers.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Issue is human feet aren't built for horse like locomotion, so either way it's some body horror proportions or body horror movement.

Then maybe it's something like this?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

So here is a boss fight from Final Fantasy XIV who is an insane magic tyrant who creates new monsters for a hobby or something who turns into a monster himself who, for no reason, has a hooded clitoris for a head.

I really don't think that was intended, but considering the sword made by the Final Fantasy XI design team earlier in the thread, I can't be sure.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

It's a boy

Of course, Misha is short for Michael. Why and how americans devided it is separate, girl or apparently "neutral", name is beyond me.

I nominate most mecha in Five Star Stories, they are gorgeously drawn, but just...not appealing.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

Of course, Misha is short for Michael. Why and how americans devided it is separate, girl or apparently "neutral", name is beyond me.

This guy gets confused a lot, as well:

I guess it's just something about Russian names. NB: I'm not nominating Sasha for this thread, just agreeing with @UnsufficentBoobage

 

[BScCollateral]

Of course, Misha is short for Michael. Why and how americans devided it is separate, girl or apparently "neutral", name is beyond me.

It ends with "a", which is commonly used for feminine names. An American who never encountered the name "Misha" before and given no other clues might assume it's a girl's name.
This stuff happens once in a while. Supposedly, Russian has no elegant way to say "male panther" so Jungle Book's Bagheera got a sex change in the first Russian translation.