Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss Thread - Now a Griefing Thread

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Sure are a lot of St. Peter fans in hell. You think Viv will be clever enough to work with the common misconception that an upside-down cross is satanic? Have Peter feel like a celebrity?

That would require Vivzie to be intelligent.

My expectations are already low.

 

[InJailOutSoon]

A bit off-topic but something I found on Twiiter. There's been a few threads about this on there, but this is the main one I see.
https://x.com/Lindquist4444/status/1730948896275247283?s=20
Too lazy to post screenshots, so you'll have to check it out for yourself. But the base of it is people debating where this character is male or female. There were a lot more based replies than I expected, but it also just shows how terrible the lore of the show is cause you would have to look outside of the show to find out the differences speicies have with others and/or their sexual dimorphism.

Anyway, this character is based off one of the storyboarder's, whose name is Raphielle. Their pronouns are "he/they" and I believe their trans (don't quote me on that as I'm not 100% but I just have a feeling based off their Instagram posts). They also apparently base their look off Angel Dust, so obviously a big fan of the series. I won't post their social media on here because I don't think they're that warranted to be talk about on. But if you're interested or think you could find something that might be intriguing to us lot, just look up "Helluva Boss Raphielle".

 

[Cave Fisher]

I knew HH would suck for a looong time when I realized HB was just not good, but honestly, I don't even know if I'll watch it to see how bad it is, it just has such a soulless vibe, like a rushed tie in show to a movie that doesn't exist.
I just wanna see how quickly they ditch the hotel before trying to fight heaven with an army of rapists and murderers, my money's on them barely spending a single episode on trying to reform a sinner, and that's only because we see Sir Penetious inside of it doing some weird roleplay with Angel.

 

[AnOminous]

I knew HH would suck for a looong time when I realized HB was just not good, but honestly, I don't even know if I'll watch it to see how bad it is, it just has such a soulless vibe, like a rushed tie in show to a movie that doesn't exist.
I just wanna see how quickly they ditch the hotel before trying to fight heaven with an army of rapists and murderers, my money's on them barely spending a single episode on trying to reform a sinner, and that's only because we see Sir Penetious inside of it doing some weird roleplay with Angel.

Never mind just having to listen to pathetic simulacra of the original characters from the pilot being voiced by weird replacements. I don't even give a fuck about Angel Dust when voiced by anyone other than Michael Kovach. It's like every second listening to someone else voicing it will just piss me off.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Never mind just having to listen to pathetic simulacra of the original characters from the pilot being voiced by weird replacements. I don't even give a fuck about Angel Dust when voiced by anyone other than Michael Kovach. It's like every second listening to someone else voicing it will just piss me off.

Yeah it's going to be weird especially when Viv got Fizz's actor from HB to do the Snake dude which knowing Viv, I feel like it's going to just sound like the same which will be pretty distracting.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah it's going to be weird especially when Viv got Fizz's actor from HB to do the Snake dude which knowing Viv, I feel like it's going to just sound like the same which will be pretty distracting.

Well, that one really isn't her fault if you follow the William Stamper thread. That dude has serious issues.

 

[Yeshuash]

Another very likely thing is that Vivzie might be going for a more Gnostic view of theology: God (and by extension, Heaven) isn't evil, but Heaven has been ruled by whoever usurped Him, the Demiurge.

Gnostism is basically a very awkward way to explain why God was supposedly a hardass during the Old Testament, but hippie-like during the New Testament. A very shoddy way to answer the problem of evil.

Such a belief system doesn't stand up to scrutiny, and it only seems plausible to Reddit atheist types who never actually read the scriptures they love to criticize so much. Or to liberal, surface level "Christians" who mistakenly believe that the entire OT is obsolete.

In some ways, I actually consider Gnostism to be even more insidious than even atheism, antitheism, or misotheism. It's certainly more palatable than outright hatred of religion, but it's a batshit theological conspiracy theory, and some aspects of it have wormed its way into many parts of modern culture, even secular ideologies. But I digress.

Don't want to start a religious discussion here, but the whole "God in the OT was crazy scary!" meme has no actual basis in scripture. In the OT God is more active do to his prophets still living amongst the people, but humans keep messing things up and God says fine, govern yourself, see how that turn's out! I'll send the Messiah later to show you how it's done. Basically the whole OT is a chronicle how humanity gets worse an worse until Jesus pops into the picture.

 

[I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis]

At this point? I'm just curious as to whether or not my speculations about this taking over the Internet will come to pass. Given how TADC utterly destroyed them back in October, it's looking less likely day by day. At the same time, never underestimate terminally online neurodivergent teen girls.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

At this point? I'm just curious as to whether or not my speculations about this taking over the Internet will come to pass. Given how TADC utterly destroyed them back in October, it's looking less likely day by day. At the same time, never underestimate terminally online neurodivergent teen girls.

Vivzie, a biological woman, being beaten out by a male troon.

Once again....

 

[Doctor of Autism]

At this point? I'm just curious as to whether or not my speculations about this taking over the Internet will come to pass. Given how TADC utterly destroyed them back in October, it's looking less likely day by day. At the same time, never underestimate terminally online neurodivergent teen girls.

It depends on the quality of the show. Like if it's genuinely good I can see it having a chance to consume the net, if it's not it will be a punching bag for everyone.

 

[I_Am_Not_Bruce_Willis]

It depends on the quality of the show. Like if it's genuinely good I can see it having a chance to consume the net, if it's not it will be a punching bag for everyone.

The latter happening would be pretty cathartic given how hyped up the pilot was.

 

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[Cave Fisher]

I can't get over how lame Lucifer's wings are.
The dude's probably the strongest character in the show that we've seen, and he looks and sounds like a completely powerless nerd.

 

[The Nothingness]

I can't get over how lame Lucifer's wings are.
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While giving the Devil horns is a trope (Lucifer probably has them in his true form since Charlie's got them), his appearance doesn't come off as menacing for being the King of Hell unlike the Devil character from the Cuphead series.

 

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What if hazbin hotel was hired to assassinate Dante?

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

What if hazbin hotel was hired to assassinate Dante?
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What if Gabriel™ Ultrakill™ came down to Hazbin Hotel and CUT CHARLIE DOWN, BROKE HUSK APART, SPRAYED THE GORE OF ANGEL DUST'S PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS? What if he GROUND ALASTOR DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRIED FOR MERCY? What if HIS HANDS WILL RELISH ENDING LUCIFER HERE AND NOW!

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

What if Gabriel™ Ultrakill™ came down to Hazbin Hotel and CUT CHARLIE DOWN, BROKE HUSK APART, SPRAYED THE GORE OF ANGEL DUST'S PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS? What if he GROUND ALASTOR DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRIED FOR MERCY? What if HIS HANDS WILL RELISH ENDING LUCIFER HERE AND NOW!
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Viv will never allow an angel character to be anywhere near that Based or shown to be imposing in general. Mark my words, the war against Heaven that the trailer was building up to will result in absolutely zero characters from Hell dying and it will just be a massacre for the Exterminators and Adam.

 

[Colon capital V]

What if hazbin hotel was hired to assassinate Dante?
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What if Hazbin Hotel were hired to kill Isaac?

 

[Smity Werbenjagermanjensen]

What if Lucifer tried to overthrow Lucifer?

 

[Cave Fisher]

What if Lucifer tried to overthrow Lucifer?
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Honestly, I feel like even the Helltaker girls could take over Viv's hell considering how easily they can murder the Helltaker, and how none of the HH/HB characters aside from Alastor and sometimes Stolas have any actually impressive feats.