Dec132023 - Chris uploads Toys for Tots, also suggests gifts for himself

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Optimus Prime said:
He'd probably take Barefoot Gen and have the hedgehogs stop the atomic bomb from detonating, completely missing the entire fucking point of Barefoot Gen in the process.
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Oh, Optimus stop.

He'd probably resurrect the brother from Big Hero 6, have Elliot go with E.T. and have the Iron Giant throw a big rock at the nuke.

Oh, and Mufasa lives somehow.
 
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The "Cuby" amiibo that Chris wants points to an Amazon listing with 0 stock. That's because he spelled it wrong. It's actually "Qbby" and for those who collect amiibo it's considered to be the white whale because it was only released in Japan for a specific game that never was released in North America or elsewhere. The figure by itself sells loose for between $300-400 and if it's in its original package with the game it sells for $500 or more. (Some eBay listings with sold prices for this figure: https://archive.is/nvNid )

The game Qbby goes with is entirely in Japanese, but note that Chris doesn't actually want the game he just wants the figure. I think this dumb motherfucker is trying to own a complete amiibo collection.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Since everyone else is doing funny I'll do cynical: I don't like his... Confidence.

No one like Chris should be as confident as he is.

We don't need people in the world who have done what Chris is done and be the picture of self-assured.

There's not one ounce of humility in this motherfucker and I don't believe for one second that he donated those toys.

Another reason I say this is because he doesn't need that confidence because it can make him do other things; some people need confidence, Chris isn't one of them.

Food and shelter is one thing but confidence is something those children he most likely didn't donate to need, not the anti-Christ.

Sorry, but his smugness in the face of "supposedly" doing something that should truly be the incarnation of the holidays ticked me off. I want something nice I buy it myself, I don't expect others to get it for me.

Don't give Chris anything for Christmas.
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It is infuriating to see him acting like the last two years never occurred, I hoped that the smallest amount of change would of occurred in his confinement, but it seems to of made him even more insufferable (somehow).

I pray nobody actually sends him anything, because god knows the only thing he deserves is more time locked away.
 
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SeijaKijin said:
It is infuriating to see him acting like the last two years never occurred, I hoped that the smallest amount of change would of occurred in his confinement, but it seems to of made him even more insufferable (somehow).

I pray nobody actually sends him anything, because god knows the only thing he deserves is more time locked away.
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Yes, Chris only cares that he missed the last 2 years of his life and wants to get that back in the form of toys and video games and everything else he missed out on.

Everything else he just sweeps under the rug and says it happened in another timeline.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Yes, Chris only cares that he missed the last 2 years of his life and wants to get that back in the form of toys and video games and everything else he missed out on.

Everything else he just sweeps under the rug and says it happened in another timeline.
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I will say that it is very concerning about Chris starting to try and shove off repercussions of his actions because he thinks it'll happen in other timelines or dimensions or whatever.

The biggest thing that's always held Chris back from doing things, other than him being a moron and all that entails, is his own inhibitions. This started "innocently" enough when he reversed course on stuff like not liking alcohol, but it's steadily been eroding away. Especially when the macing incident happened - there he straight up sought to harm somebody for the sake of his own personal benefit, which itself was simply making himself feel like a 'strong woman' by doing what he saw online.

And then, of course, all the shit with Barb he spent two years in jail for and learned fuck all.

What I'm worried about is that in his current state, Chris decides that he has the authority of God to kill somebody for any reason and he'll use anything at his disposal to do it (I.E. he has a car, this is enough to severely injure if not kill somebody even at low speed). And then he'll justify it afterwards by employing Fringe logic, bordering on the plotline of FFXIV even, where all he's done is 'remove' the person from this specific place and time and they're still alive on every other plane of existence, but this particular instance of that person had to die because...something something G4 PONIES.

Probably one of the best things about his current living arrangements is he's so far away from people most of the time that it would take a great amount of dedicated effort to hunt people down and he'd get bored of it quickly.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
I will say that it is very concerning about Chris starting to try and shove off repercussions of his actions because he thinks it'll happen in other timelines or dimensions or whatever.

The biggest thing that's always held Chris back from doing things, other than him being a moron and all that entails, is his own inhibitions. This started "innocently" enough when he reversed course on stuff like not liking alcohol, but it's steadily been eroding away. Especially when the macing incident happened - there he straight up sought to harm somebody for the sake of his own personal benefit, which itself was simply making himself feel like a 'strong woman' by doing what he saw online.

And then, of course, all the shit with Barb he spent two years in jail for and learned fuck all.

What I'm worried about is that in his current state, Chris decides that he has the authority of God to kill somebody for any reason and he'll use anything at his disposal to do it (I.E. he has a car, this is enough to severely injure if not kill somebody even at low speed). And then he'll justify it afterwards by employing Fringe logic, bordering on the plotline of FFXIV even, where all he's done is 'remove' the person from this specific place and time and they're still alive on every other plane of existence, but this particular instance of that person had to die because...something something G4 PONIES.

Probably one of the best things about his current living arrangements is he's so far away from people most of the time that it would take a great amount of dedicated effort to hunt people down and he'd get bored of it quickly.
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So you think Tardo is a menace to society?

Well...yes. But mostly no.

It has to be something big, something Chris can't just replace like a PS3-5.

Can't get back into his favorite game spot? Harass it.

Can't get Sonics are back? Mace it

If he can't get China, but the opportunity arises...
 
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BMO_ said:
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In the first video, Chris wears a smartwatch. I'm not sure if he had it before.
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Pretty sure that's a Fitbit.

Specifically this model in Beet Juice / Copper Rose Aluminum - https://www.fitbit.com/global/us/products/smartwatches/versa4

SlaanyChaser said:
I wonder if Caden is making him donate shit for a tax write off
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More likely to rehabilitate his image. Most won't be fooled but allows those who want to buy merch but have been turned off by Chris' past behavior to rationalize away that.
 
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I've said it before, but there is NO PROOF that Chris actually donated those toys. There is just the video of him in his car saying he will and when was the last time Chris told the truth about anything?
 
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Maximum Girl said:
Well yes, he's not "a" Bigfoot. When it comes to lolcows he's the Bigfoot.
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I don't know, the wernsquatch of the pacific northwest is pretty high in the running for lolcow bigfoot. I mean he's in the pacific northwest so he has the homefield advantage, already smells like a bear, has the awkward caveman gait and has spent considerable time living in the woods, no doubt spooking more than a few hikers and campers over the years

NoodleFucker3000 said:
If anyone sends a Chris anything OTHER than job applications you're an asshole.
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I don't know, he looks like he could use a case or two of deodorant. That said he's nuts to post his info like that. Seems like a good way to end up getting sent a bunch of literal shit from those shit delivery sites. I'm a bit surprised it hasn't happened already

Glasshardballpit said:
Since everyone else is doing funny I'll do cynical: I don't like his... Confidence.
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Its not confidence, its narcissism combined with stupidity. As well as a smug superiority that makes him think he's smarter than everyone else and nobody else will see what he's trying to pull
 
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Chris, there is no world, no universe in all of the multiverse wherein any action or series of actions that will unrape your own mother. There is no deity or OC deity, real or imagined, that will undo any of that. There are some crimes that are unforgivable, you managed to pick the one that was completely unforgivable and now you have to live with it until you die and Caden stuffs your corpse and parades you around the internet for the last round of e-begging like some taxidermized, retarded Weekend At Bernie's demi-god.

May God have mercy on your soul because the world will not.
 
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