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Say that again: Jack Scalfani is the Acerthorn, Darksydephil and Andrew Dobson of cooking.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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EatBeforeYouEat
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It's sucking up day because Jack wants GUD presents. The fat fucking faggot is literally on written record as believing that's the only reason to like Christmas.
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God these avatar emoijis are so fucking gay
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"Political agenda" is him low key talking about teh gheys. I mean "The Marvels" is very much a feminist movie. It's kinda obvious but I'm betting that Hammy liked it so he's not going to say too much about it.
He's not going to spend $$$$ of Hammy's money on things like Miele or Wolf so he goes for the cheap stuff. Hell a brand like Thermador would be a good choice. But no. He goes Samsung which, in their defense, isn't bad. But it's commercial. It's lower end stuff which does the job but loses when it comes to style. They do howver make "Dacor" which is their higher end stuff.
And Viking appliances are great at least they do have some high end appliances. Sure they make stuff you used to find at your local Sears but that's not indicative of everything.
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Whoever it was that invented the bitmoji should be strung up from a tree. I hate those things so much.
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Agreed. And, the presents he gives out with the tag reading:
To: XYZ
From: Jack/Dad, the thank you should go straight away to Tranny and not himself ... either descretly in the next room, or better yet right in front of his fat face.
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VenomPlug
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Super Hans v2
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If eating yourself to death was socially unacceptable as doing drugs, society would look at Jack like we do people shooting scag directly into their eyeballs on school playgrounds.
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I want to congratulate the writers of KingCobraJFS, CWJ/JOTG, Wings, OUMB and others on their quality recent storylines. This stuff is almost as good as that Friends episode where they find Chandler's bloated corpse face-down in the hot tub.
EatBeforeYouEat
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Doing heroin daily is probably healthier than the lifestyle fatass lives and I am deadass serious. I've seen heroin/opioid addicts that are the same age or older than Jack but are hustling everyday with 4 functioning limbs to score more substances. Jack, on the other hand, needs around-the-clock help from the family to satiate the wendigo's demand for more meat.
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Of fucking course Jack "reads" a fast/junk food themed blog.
(I have "read" in quotes because he didn't. The powder has 1 gram of sugar per serving. A can of Coke has 39. Stupid fucking mushbrain.)
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Jack really should not have any right to discuss about the dangers of Sugar after making the Smores Cupcakes. Even if he didn't eat one, he still would endanger others by his own logic.
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Not to mention that if you're in the general fitness band where Protein Powder is preferable over eating meats to help hit specific macros (Or you're broke and making do), a couple grams of sugar is probably a rounding error. You'll clear that off with your lifts easily.
I find donut flavored protein powder to be fucking funny though, so I'm glad Jack brought this to my attention.
Point of order: Jack is afraid of brothers, and was excited about larping at running away from them.
Point of order the second: JR didn't have the balls for a hard R, that's a mickey mouse nigga.
I love that Jack got so rattled he deleted the livestream. While it's sad that it's gone, it's amazing that it fucked with him so hard.
Your son uses gamer words fatty. Either shut him the fuck up or exile him to the shadow realm.
Pizza sperg: Fuck char fans. That's just burnt. It's not a style, it's an equipment failure.
I read the fast food blogs because I always miss the fucking LTO burgers. They are very boring and I don't like them.
Point of order the second: JR didn't have the balls for a hard R, that's a mickey mouse nigga.
I love that Jack got so rattled he deleted the livestream. While it's sad that it's gone, it's amazing that it fucked with him so hard.
Your son uses gamer words fatty. Either shut him the fuck up or exile him to the shadow realm.
Pizza sperg: Fuck char fans. That's just burnt. It's not a style, it's an equipment failure.
I read the fast food blogs because I always miss the fucking LTO burgers. They are very boring and I don't like them.
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William S. Burroughs lived to 83 while being an on-again off-again heroin addict.
Jagoff will never live that long.
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Literally protein powder with sucralose and stevia. Healthier than damn near anything Jack has eaten this year, I'd hazard.
Fatty is too dumb to understand that Dunkin isn't making fucking protein powder. Of course he knows nothing about brand deals. Also we hit 5/5 gud for coffee, of course it's the "frosted cinnamon bun" flavor...
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i laughed at ken replying to rob with a bitmoji. they're running (fully ambulatory) circles around jack and he has no idea.
good luck to rob on the healthy lifestyle improvements. this is the actual value of people like jack-- witnessing their negative example can inspire others
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