Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

So rumble has decided to fix a major issue with the site. This should mean Nick has even less reason to miss shows.
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https://x.com/rumblevideo/status/1736870846944428185?s=20

https://archive.fo/B7SyL

Explain this to me like I'm 5 pls.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Explain this to me like I'm 5 pls.

Rumble had a gay thing where you had to add a key in to live stream on their site. You would have to update this every time you wanted to stream on Rumble. Soon, you just need that key one time (to put into stream yards, or from youtube studio, or whatever app). Think of it like saving a password in your browser, instead of having to get a password texted to you every time you want to go to said site (or stream, in this case).

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

STREAM AND VIDEO I AM TRYING TO FIND:
Dose anyone remember when Rekieta did a stream talking about Steven Crowder contract with the daily wire is a problem with payment. Then in the next stream he was talking about topic on minimum wages and topic on minimum wage being slave wage. Then he say "the minimum wages should be zero" while shit face drunk on stream. I swear he was saying that minimum wage should be zero and I am having a hard time tracking down that stream. If anyone know where to find the clip of him saying that reply to this message. For now on, I am archiving every stream on Rekieta. Since a lot of his stream for example I remember when minds.com CEO ban loli and how loli can be consider CP link to a legal article. and Rekieta say anyone enjoying that should get help, but was still defending why loli is free speech and loli should be allow on that site while being drunk. If I remember that correctly. That stream is now private and I can't view that stream anymore since the stream have Drex in that stream also. Yet, he never challenge Null about loli is free speech on the next stream when it was brought up. Here the link to that stream. If anyone can figure how to get that stream, archive it. I spend hours looking through Odysee and Rumble.

 

[Pomniman]

"Reasons to Go to a Strip Club"

The reason is apparently to take a woman you're interested in:"if you wanna excite HER, so you go to the strip club to get HER involved with a stripper, get her, like, dancing or whatever, that's a whole thing, you're going to do that to stimulate her, to like, excite her or whatever."

I hate stepping into a role of Rekieta whisperer, but I have a feeling this is referencing him taking his wife because he wants to convince her to be "bisexual" and do threesomes with other women except as a joke because it's FUNNY or whatever, why are people online being so weird about it?

This one was particularly bizarre because he just casually said "you don't go to a strip club with 7 other guys unless you want to fuck one of them after" not even in a joking tone or anything. I'm pretty sure he's told stories about being in strip clubs with groups of men from some Dick show event before so by his own logic he'd have been trying to fuck all of them. I don't know if this wetbrained moron even realizes what he's saying at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

This one was particularly bizarre because he just casually said "you don't go to a strip club with 7 other guys unless you want to fuck one of them after" not even in a joking tone or anything.

Pretty sure that's a rule that only applies to fags. Like Nick.

 

[Kopasea]

"if you wanna excite HER, so you go to the strip club to get HER involved with a stripper, get her, like, dancing or whatever, that's a whole thing, you're going to do that to stimulate her, to like, excite her or whatever."

I seem to recall a story where Nick talked about taking Kayla and the entire cheerleading team to a strip club. I wonder if it aligns with when she showed up at his dorm and took his virginity. Sounds like Kayla was hot for the strippers and Nick was the closest pole to sit on. Now they're trying to recreate the "magic" by doing it again but maintaining their "monogamy"

 

[feral cat #6385]

I seem to recall a story where Nick talked about taking Kayla and the entire cheerleading team to a strip club. I wonder if it aligns with when she showed up at his dorm and took his virginity. Sounds like Kayla was hot for the strippers and Nick was the closest pole to sit on. Now they're trying to recreate the "magic" by doing it again but maintaining their "monogamy"

You don't think this "man" makes Kayla wet?

 

[holyhandgrenade]

You don't think this "man" makes Kayla wet?
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He showed her his everquest account and his underwear only room was suddenly flooded

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm curious how much further back we'd have to go to find some shots of the "smokeshow" era of Our Wife.

Pre-destruction:



Post-destruction:



Why does Nick’s family include so many fat, trashy women with hideous tattoos? Speaking of which, I wonder if Kayla’s sister is included when Nick says all fat women should suck-start a shotgun.



Speaking of destruction, Nick now looks like a much older version of this dude on the right. Of course the centerpiece of the group photo is something sexual and juvenile:

I'd never see Nick's mom before, I don't think. Definitely not in a candid shot. She looks crazy as fuck.

No idea what you’re talking about.



She has a habit of doxing her full home address by posting unredacted photos of her mail and other PII. I know nobody will post it here but it’s a shame Nick hasn’t schooled her in basic opsec. What a waste of her parents’ wealth his education was.

 

[Day Walker]

I might be misremembering the story but I think Nick said the strip club he took the cheerleaders to had male dancers.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I wonder what this conservative Christian would say about Nick...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder what this conservative Christian would say about Nick...

That last one reminds me of Nick saying “GOOD! I HOPE my kids watch the streams of me discussing our sex life!” and insisting he wished his own parents had opened up to him about their sexual preferences and activities when he was a child. That’s still one of the most fucked up things I’ve ever heard anyone say, online or IRL.

 

[变性黑鬼]

One of the other girls who was hot was a dancer, she wasn't a cheerleader. Lady Rackets before we were dating tried to help me like uh give like give her like a like a flower thing on this suspuhcefic day but she was like no I only like black guys and I was like oh that's cool... that's funny

I find it hard to believe that she was hot. Outside of Goonclowning, girls like that tend to look like the lady in the background.

Either Balldo made it up as once of his patented "tension reducing jokes" or his gay ass saw a skeletally thin hag creature and assumed that this must be what all straight men crave.

Props to ElissaClips for all the hard work of sitting through this braindead retard's streams

At this rate, we need her to start putting in extra hours adding subtitles so we can understand his drunken slurring lmao.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Post-destruction:

Did Kayla have work done on her face? She looks completely different in the past and it would explain some of the excessive mugging she does if her face is all fucked up from surgeries.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

You have only seen her after her body was destroyed.

"She's way hotter now". Only conclusion: She was a fatty and he has retconned her weight history.

 

[waffle]

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I wonder what this conservative Christian would say about Nick...

Doug seems to be the kind of guy who will give people he's close to a pass on stuff he'd endlessly castigate strangers for because "oh I know him, he's a good guy, he doesn't mean it like that, &c. ..."

 

[Seafarer]

The Fuddbusters guy looks like he might have a touch of the tar brush somewhere in his lineage.

He looks straight up black to me.

Iirc when Fuddbusters testified before congress (he was testifying about some BS the ATF was doing) he said something to the effect that he was the “child of immigrants”. I took this to mean he was Cuban considering he’s from Florida, but the Florida directory lists him as “white, not hispanic”.


Idk what his racial background is and don’t know if biracial people are counted as White as per the census.

 

[waffle]

"She's way hotter now". Only conclusion: She was a fatty and he has retconned her weight history.

Before she lost weight she looked exactly like his mom.

And they both can't seem to help themselves from doing the cockmongler face all the time on camera

 

[Strix454]

I wonder what this conservative Christian would say about Nick...

Nothing in public. Unless he could see some sort of angle to promote himself as a political e-celebrity by doing it.

Doug seems to be the kind of guy who will give people he's close to a pass on stuff he'd endlessly castigate strangers for because "oh I know him, he's a good guy, he doesn't mean it like that, &c. ..."

Doug's other big thing is proving how "christian" he is by pretending to be friends with people who have humiliated themselves or are the target of lots of deserved criticism. After Preston Poulter's porn career got revealed, Doug was right there to buddy up to him.

 

[Anticipointment]

Did Kayla have work done on her face?

Yeah. Some med person in this thread gave a good breakdown as to what was probably done but can’t find it rn as tor being slow ( & .st not loading)
Also looks like she had a tit lift & reduction of loose chest skin, & fakes put in because her current tits are way larger & perkier. Likely a tummy tuck too.