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He's having another benzo blackout and forgot he totally destroyed this site.
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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I hope he joins the farms. Many lulz to be had if so.
Edited to correct accidental misgendering of Lucas.
Edited to correct accidental misgendering of Lucas.
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So an ugly crippled black Jewish transwoman but agender hopelessly autistic schizophrenic fleeing a lily white sect of Lutherans should be the most privileged person in the new world order?
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As much as I hate to give Keffals anything, small rodents have never died in a way that wasn't fucking retarded. We're talking about animals that's natural response to frightening things is to break their fucking necks or die of a heart attack. This goes double for the severely inbred things you get at pet stores.
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Hey, check it out, I'm also a Punished Neco sock too:
After all, only Punished Neco can use pictures of this fighting game character who's become an extremely popular meme.
That's not even an implication, that's just a fact. KF has lived rent free in this freak of nature's head for the last year. Lucas is a narcissist and can't handle ANYBODY being allowed to talk shit about him in a space he can't control. He never learned to deal with adversity in life, so he just lashes out and goes nuclear when someone says or does something that's anything less than ass kissing.
KF is Lucas's lifeblood at this point. Without the site, he wouldn't be able to get out of bed by deluding himself into thinking he's heroically fighting some massive supervillain threat by doing drugs and crying online.
This thread, as well as KF in general has solely been a bunch of people talking shit about Lucas in our own corner, archiving all of his misdeeds and laughing at them with each other. All on a site entirely divorced from any of the platforms Lucas (publicly) uses.
In response to this, Lucas has taken up every self-destructive behavior possible: drinking, smoking, vaping, snorting "cocaine laced with meth", mixing substances, burning bridges with former friends, allies and his ex-spouse, burning bridges with his fans, etc. all by his own accord. All because people were laughing at him from a distance.
In Lucas's declaration of depression video, he said that trooning out didn't fix his depression. Maybe someday he'll figure out that a random forum thread isn't the root cause of his problems in his life.
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Don't get me started on hamsters.
So, the Keffals network is starting to infight again, hmm? Gotta start finding some popcorn (unsalted of course, as their tears will be adequate for seasoning).
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That was a whole crock of shit and we have to ask ourselves at this point if HRT has any side actual brain degenerating side effects? Kind of like a chemical lobotomy.
I have to laugh though, one moment he's trying to take down the evil transphobic doxing site, literally taking credit for the hard slimy work of other troons and being a VERY public figure in his own right... And the next moment he admits it failed miserably, plays victim and claims he was never a public figure in the first place.
He SHOULD be held accountable, seriously held accountable. But that won't actually happen. I can only hope that some of this trauma he claims to be feeling is actually real, for his sake. Because he deserves to feel miserable for what he has done.
Of course this is all a grift though, he hasn't truly struggled in his life. Maybe the troon money is drying up because #DropKiwiFarmsForRealsiesThisTimePromise failed, his own admission. And he wants to rebrand into some other shit?
May he ever be known as the fart porn chubby troon who got way too involved with Kiwifarms and has destroyed all credibility going after people. He used his platform as a cudgel and it backfired.
May that burn him, may he wake up every day knowing that...
...Keffals Lost.
I have to laugh though, one moment he's trying to take down the evil transphobic doxing site, literally taking credit for the hard slimy work of other troons and being a VERY public figure in his own right... And the next moment he admits it failed miserably, plays victim and claims he was never a public figure in the first place.
He SHOULD be held accountable, seriously held accountable. But that won't actually happen. I can only hope that some of this trauma he claims to be feeling is actually real, for his sake. Because he deserves to feel miserable for what he has done.
Of course this is all a grift though, he hasn't truly struggled in his life. Maybe the troon money is drying up because #DropKiwiFarmsForRealsiesThisTimePromise failed, his own admission. And he wants to rebrand into some other shit?
May he ever be known as the fart porn chubby troon who got way too involved with Kiwifarms and has destroyed all credibility going after people. He used his platform as a cudgel and it backfired.
May that burn him, may he wake up every day knowing that...
...Keffals Lost.
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I remembered asking this some time ago like a few months ago but from what I understand the pathetic lawsuit Lucas did against the Canadian police was a way to get out of trouble with wasting the GFM money.
Honestly as funny as it would be for Lucas to be class action lawsuit to hell and back I think the current outcome for the money is the best/most hilarious outcome in my opinion. Trannies wasted money they could've used for their troonshine, genital mutilation surgery, paying for DDoS attacks against the Farms, etc. but instead they give it to a retard who wasted it on a cocaine addiction. I hope they never get their money back so they'll have to live with the fact they gave Lucas of all people money to do something that amounted to...
NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! STUPID! YOU'RE SO STUPID!!!
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As @Baraadmirer said, you're thinking of hamsters and sometimes gerbils, both of whom love to die at any opportunity
4 pages later and I'm still sad about the pig, pigs can definitely drown in standing water if they have no way to get out of it. Its necessary to bathe them every so often if they are having a rough time cleaning themselves (usually comes with age, they slow down) but you never leave a pig in water by itself with no way to get out of it
I love pigs and mistreatment is a surefire way to push my buttons
Shit makes me want to snap his neck, fr fr no cap
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As far as I'm aware, doxbin was the site that doxxed keffals. All KF is doing is archiving something related to a cow. Why would we give Keffals another reason to grift? Why do you type like keffals and say stupid ass analogies? Do you want this weirdo to fund their drug habit or something?
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It's not that simple. Wikipedia considers The Mary Sue "generally" reliable and "biased or opinionated". It's their way of saying it can be used as a source when it toes the party line, not otherwise.
Keffals will get his page updated in his own time, if he keeps running afoul of leftist Twitter and eventually pisses off some Wikipedo janny.
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I don't normally mock Keffals' hairline because I know guys can be sensitive about stuff like that but that shit is fucking evaporating lmao.
Have an awful Christmas and a miserable new year Lucas, if anyone's earned it you have.
Have an awful Christmas and a miserable new year Lucas, if anyone's earned it you have.
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Also fancy mice, which are even dumber than gerbils and hamsters, with a correspondingly greater capacity to die in stupid ways. Poor ol Fluffy, thought of ants and died
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Luke begged for his check mark in the same way he begged for his Wikipedia page. The only problem for him is that Twitter is now X and it is no longer Cool that he was ordained by “Elongated Muskrat”, as they all say.
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Lucas this isn’t what a white Christmas means you fag
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Pet Shop Boy?
...there's no light or oxygen when you're stuck inside a troon's amhole for hours on end. that's why they WIGGLE so hard.
Does he mean epistemologically stupid? Or is he just whining about the fact that he will NEVER be a REAL woman and most people here believe that statement needs no defence? All of the philosophical sophistry in the world will never give him a womb, the capacity to produce eggs or a pair of X chromosomes.
But those are surely epistemological questions, not ontological ones?