DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I know begs are a diamond dozen but this is a little extra.
Funny how he got rid of the $100 shot goal for drinkin, and found a workaround of you guys having to pay for the booze still.

Tis the season of generosity.

 

[Freebird]

 

[Piece of Peace]

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I kinda feel like maybe Dave should just kill himself or something

 

[Love Is Blue]

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I hope it's a blood clot desu

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I kinda feel like maybe Dave should just kill himself or something

I'd prefer a stroke with the stream of a chair going for days until Marisa gallops in demanding Doordash.

 

[Lord_Point]

If dave dies on stream no one fucking tell khet or the police. Lets see how long it takes her to find him. My money is on 2 days before she cares enough to go looking for her fat roommate.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Looks like Dhalsim is now on the chopping block. Starts with 1350 MR and ends the stream at the same point. Oh and again whining "I need a PC!" This idiot is looking for any excuse he can find.

DSP has been absolutely insufferable since he started playing Dhalsim. It's really the perfect fighting game character for him, he can sit there jerking himself off about how hard and skillful it is to play him and simultaneously blame that for every loss.
Part of me wishes he'd ease up on the pulls for a few weeks to buy a gaming PC, since that's all it would really take with his income, just to see him get fucked up on there too. But he knows if he holds out long enough and keeps dropping hints OIC will ship a prebuilt directly to his house.

 

[Balr0g]

If dave dies on stream no one fucking tell khet or the police. Lets see how long it takes her to find him. My money is on 2 days before she cares enough to go looking for her fat roommate.

And Jasper will have eaten parts of him by then. Or will take a bite and run away to barf in the corner

 

[Corpun]

Edit: Also im so fucking disgusted how everytime this retard leans forward the camera light reflects off his forehead and its always super shiney. This guy is so greasy and oily and its disgusting

If this retard showers every day (which I doubt) I don't think he uses soap. I'm betting he just hops in the shower for a minute, gets covered in water, and dries off. He's a gamer dood, he's got no time for trivial things like personal hygiene and looking presentable.

On a sidenote, last night's Street Fighter stream was another disaster. Phil slammed his stick multiple times, again, and cried for an hour about how he just doesn't have fun anymore. If we were to write up a list of everything that's gone wrong for Phil this year, and how much each thing has affected him, Street Fighter 6 would be pretty high up on the list.

I haven't seen him slamming shit so hard in a while. SF6 has really broken him and I'm shocked he has played it as long as he has. If there is absolutely anything his narc ego can't handle it is losing 4 out of every 5 matches in a game he believes he is a master at. One of these days he will fucking break his stick and somehow that won't be his fault.

I can see it now, middle of his tardrage he puts a massive crack in it, holds it up to the camera, then yells about the dumbfucks who made it not designing stuff to handle wear and tear, all followed by an immediate beg for a new and improved fight stick that is 1000 dollars at a minimum that will definitely let him win every match because he deserves those wins.

I know begs are a diamond dozen but this is a little extra.
Funny how he got rid of the $100 shot goal for drinkin, and found a workaround of you guys having to pay for the booze still.
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Tis the season of generosity.

Maybe you should stop upping the fucking members goal every time you hit it you fucking retard. I feel like you should notice a pattern by now regarding gifted memberships.

 

[Incel Death Note]

I kinda feel like maybe Dave should just kill himself or something

That's so fucked up PoP. You really shouldn't think like that. Him dying. Getting murdered.

 

[Fapcop]

DSP has been absolutely insufferable since he started playing Dhalsim. It's really the perfect fighting game character for him, he can sit there jerking himself off about how hard and skillful it is to play him and simultaneously blame that for every loss.
Part of me wishes he'd ease up on the pulls for a few weeks to buy a gaming PC, since that's all it would really take with his income, just to see him get fucked up on there too. But he knows if he holds out long enough and keeps dropping hints OIC will ship a prebuilt directly to his house.

Phil could easily play fightcade with a 500$ box, whether built or bought.

(Fuck, he could buy a 200$ refurbished ahhfice peecee, and dump a 1-200$ graphics card in it, and be good to go.)

Yet Phil was whining on stream yesterday about how he “needs a high end peecee” to play ahnline with the scrubs, and a special version of windows or something and special drivers and hardware (?!) to “minimize lahg”.

Trust Phil to take a simple, cheap task and turn it a multiple thousand dollar, weeks long project.

PROTIP PHIL: You could have a Xeon processor computer, with a direct fiber connection straight to Verizon and specially written drivers just for you, and it still wouldn’t do Jack against “da lahg”. It’s because you’re getting old, and you never were that great to begin with.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

That's so fucked up PoP. You really shouldn't think like that. Him dying. Getting murdered.

Honestly Phil just has this amazing ability to bring out the worst in you. I'm not the greatest, nicest, most forgiving guy in the world. But I have never wished harder for someone to get their shit rocked harder than that 42 year old, narcissistic, loser in Renton.

 

[Iron Father]

Is it just me, or does Keem need to pick up a hobby with his retired ass? (I mean another hobby than poking DSP).

I dunno, it's pretty funny to me, the idea of a "retired" guy spending his free time lightly fucking with DSP.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I dunno, it's pretty funny to me, the idea of a "retired" guy spending his free time lightly fucking with DSP.

I could see it happening. Phil would do his usual coping about how Keem is a scumbag who needs to get a job that has meaning, and to stop exploiting people for personal gain.

Not like Phil, of course.

 

[Corpun]

I totally forgot the Vtubers laughing at Phil saga and the ToTK salt with all the shit that happened this year. certainly not the top 10 moments of the year, but are honorary mentions. ToTK and the TikTok clippers really activated his narc ego rage more than anything usually does.

Completely forgot about that bulldozer puzzle Amelia solved in seconds and Phil autistically connected all the balls confident he was solving the puzzle the intended way. Phil's blind confidence in his own bullshit methods are arguably his only decent trait

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Honestly Phil just has this amazing ability to bring out the worst in you. I'm not the greatest, nicest, most forgiving guy in the world. But I have never wished harder for someone to get their shit rocked harder than that 42 year old, narcissistic, loser in Renton.

I was never really in the 'kys DSP' camp and tried not to get angry at Phil, but DSP responding to the John Rambo and Howard video 7 years later was pretty much the straw that broke the camel's back for me and how he continuously(and fascinatingly)gets worse as time goes on. Especially irritating when he keeps claiming how he's changed for the better.

Mr. Metokur said it best when he listened to DSP say that PandaLee isn't feeling well and she needs to start making dinner: "Holy shit, what an irredeemable piece of crap."

 

[Iron Father]

I rarely get MATI over lolcows but this recent "gift memberships, tis the season" shit is testing me.

Imagine conjuring "tis the season (for giving back)" in order to beg? It's a unique level of scumfuck, but wrapped in the idea that he's doing something good for his community rather than himself, the person who actually benefits.

For someone who claims to love the Christmas season, he completely fails to actually understand it. "Tis the season (for giving back)" sounds a lot like charity, too. Fake Catholic faggot.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It's pretty obvious that Phil is tilted from Ludwig's video showing how much of a scrub and an embarrassment Phil is when it comes to Street Fighter. Still blaming rollback netcode like a retard, and now he's running back to his hugbox in Blanka.

 

[Balr0g]

Now I am waiting for Phil to run into Master Dhalsims who kick him up and down the path. Just to show how to really play with said character. And we will get the usual coping "bad netcode" "scrub gameplay" "I hate this game" "Capcom has lost it's way" "That was MINE!" You could fill DVD's with his excuses

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I totally forgot the Vtubers laughing at Phil saga and the ToTK salt with all the shit that happened this year. certainly not the top 10 moments of the year, but are honorary mentions. ToTK and the TikTok clippers really activated his narc ego rage more than anything usually does.

Completely forgot about that bulldozer puzzle Amelia solved in seconds and Phil autistically connected all the balls confident he was solving the puzzle the intended way. Phil's blind confidence in his own bullshit methods are arguably his only decent trait

Phil justifying his being a fan of Zelda by pointing to his Zelda jammies (which we know he wears in conjunction with his fancy shirts, because he's a mature adult) will never not be hilarious. What's even more hilarious is that Phil has said that he hasn't even played the majority of other Zelda games. Seriously, the retard did a whole ranking of the series, and admitted that he hadn't played a huge chunk of the games.

You're a fucking idiot, Phil.