Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

"every comedian... All of them... We all laugh... That's why so many of us..."

Welp there it is, Boogie1488 has not been misspeaking or just comparing himself all this years, he actually really believes he is a comedian, and funny in any way.

Absolute grandiose level delusion in such a way that a normal person would never be able to comprehend. Such deranged narcissism on full display for everyone to see, and he doesn't feel any shame for it or realize what he's doing.

What 50 year old man with the toilet humor of a 12 year old joking about poopoo peepee goes on a long winded 5 minute rant about the art of comedy and the origin of their world renowned dark humor while covering a subject not even remotely about him? I'm not watching that shit but it is fucked up how he is an adult that can't talk about anything without inserting himself or talking about himself using something/someone else as a surrogate. He can't help himself.

Boogie "mountain dew and hookers ROFL" 2988 explaining the sophistication behind his decades-crafted, multi-layered comedy sure is something.
 
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Lolcow Live Ep: 9 (?)
The Podcast is just a weird idea. People despise Boogie and call for his death on the daily. Why would they watch it? Wings has one of the most autisticly enraged group of trolls on the internet. Why would they watch the podcast when there's dozens of clip channels and other forums to discuss the key talking points? Not that Wings even gets much of a chance to talk from what I've seen. So many people have NFI who Tommy C is and who the hell likes Keemstar? He's a good businessman and can be entertaining, but he's pretty hated too. You'd have to be a real faggot to be a Keemstar fan.

Also, if you're a legitimate Boogie fan, why would you watch this? The show is called "Lolcow Live". That's automatically poking fun at Boogie + the man running the show (Keemstar) berated Boogie and wanted Boogie to degrade himself over the show. I can't imagine tuning in to watch a Youtuber who I LIKE being taken advantage of like that. This would make me lose respect for that person and tune in to someone else.

The show seemingly has a weekly identity crisis. No one wants to listen to Boogie's gay monologues about whogivesafuck, No one wants to hear Boogie "go off" at Joon the King because Keemstar wanted him to. Boogie seems to think him "going hard" at someone is this crazy and unheard of thing, forgetting that his nice guy facade slipped away 5 years ago. No Boogie, you bitching about someone you hate is par the course at this point, it's not this big "omg I can't believe Boogie did that! He's such a nice guy!" Here's an example of him doing it when it WOULD have been shocking and he does as much as acknowledging it (his follow-up tweet in that thread is also incredibly gay).

There's an option to donate to the podcast or become a channel member. Why do that? What if you like Tommy C but hate the others? What if you like Wings but hate the others? What if you just hate Boogie but like the others? Btw, Tommy, Keem and Wings have become members to support the channel, but guess who hasn't donated? Holy fuck he is such a selfish, gluttonous sack of shit.

The oversaturation of Boogie content is even becoming fatiguing for Boogie autists such as myself. Everyone knows he's a liar now and his lying has truly gone into overdrive of late. I flat out refuse to watch Boogie's content without an ad blocker and I often rip any of his videos that I need without ever clicking on his content anyway. If I'm gonna watch Boogie content, I'll watch it through a restreamer like Papa Gut who is at least going to make watching Boogie bearable by calling out his bullshit in real time.

Everyone was laughing at DSP for not joining the podcast but it seems like he made the right call. He'd have people hating on him in the comments and he wouldn't be making much if the revenue was being split 4 ways. Outside of a decent payday, what good was this podcast going to do Phil? You can tell that Boogie is panicking about the podcast going forward when he tweets a cope that everything, including the podcast is going really well right now! Nothing shows you that someone isn't happy more than someone telling you that they're happy.

I wonder what gay and fake drama daddy Keem is going to make Boogie get involved in next to get eyes on the podcast? As others have said, make the podcast actually LIVE and invite their nemeses onto the show. He wouldn't do the show, but Frank Hassle as a guest would be an easy drawcard. Isn't it the trolls and haters who help mould the lolcow? Why not get them onto the show? Hell, having an autistic Wings troll on the podcast would be a GOOD thing for Wings because they'd probably get destroyed.

Anyway, I'll give the Lolcow Podcast at least one month max before it's canned. I think Keem has milked all of the usefulness out of Boogie. It peaked with the boxing match but come on dude, move onto something else. Even with all of this attention, Boogie can't even draw 6 figure views to the channel and he just doesn't hit the same as an actual lolcow for entertainment value.

EDIT: I spoke too soon. Keemstar is trying to hype up a non-existent event that will never happen:

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Some people in the comments perfectly calls Keemstar out:

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Really tired of the current zeitgeist that going to therapy automatically makes you a self aware or good person. Boogie has been in therapy how many years?
Let’s be real. This dude has never gone to therapy. Unless he considers going to fast food restaurants and eating food therapy.

To start it’s expensive and anytime he talks about money or finances therapy never comes up. It wasn’t in Caleb’s audit and it wasn’t in Mike’s documentary when they spoke about outgoings.

Secondly he’s far too narcissistic to go because by going he would admit that he has a problem or negative character trait. However in Boogie’s mind he’s perfect and literally everyone else should change for him.

Boogie just likes to use it as a shield against criticism because he can just deflect his bad decisions as “my therapist told me to do it”, and anytime someone dunks on him he can use it as a means to appear vulnerable and weak.

He’s pathetic.
 
The oversaturation of Boogie content is even becoming fatiguing for Boogie autists such as myself.
It’s amazing how there’s been like 8 different people on the show and Boogie is able to make it entirely about him. 95% of the content is just Boogie trauma dumping and spewing bullshit.

It really does get draining listening to him lie over and over. I don’t get who the target audience of this podcast is either. Boogie doesn’t really have any legitimate fans at this point and no “normal” person is going to tune in to hear his take on Pokimane’s cookies or other internet happenings. Playing into the whole “haha guys I’m a fat gross slob who wasted my money crypto and fucks 18 year old virgins as a 50 year old” just puts people off because they disgusted by him.
make the podcast actually LIVE
By far the most entertaining moment this show has (indirectly) given us was Boogies completely unhinged mental breakdown on RTUs stream screaming with Muta.
“I NEVER DID I NEVER DID I NEVER DID J NEVER DID ”
You can tell he’s absolutely boiling with genuine rage for being called out on his lies and manipulation. Compare that moment to his character on Lolcow Live and you can get a sense for how fake it really is.

Also why does he constantly dunk on DSP? Boogie is more egregious with the ebegging and sympathy farming while producing less content and being even lazier. Even wings streams most days giving people some actual content for their donations. Boogie just prays on peoples sympathy and emotions for money while doing nothing in exchange.
 
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What a great performance from Steven in that little clip you shared. It's pure lies and copes. He's even using the "soft voice" which he loves to crank out when he wants to look humble, sympathetic and likeable. More acting from the wannabe actor and of course he's lying about "being himself" while putting on this performance.

Thankfully he has the PotI podcast where he can just really be himself and loves doing it, yeah sure whatever you say dude. He says he has a new audience, and then claims that for the first time in years he's actually gaining subs rather than losing them. I tried to look this up on Spoiler: Socialblade Screenshot 2023-12-18 145637.png but it doesn't seem like new numbers have come out yet...? I'm not great at reading the site, I'm hoping someone more familiar with it than me can sus out whether this new claim of his is bullshit or not. All I see is 4.02m forever, so I guess if he has gained any subs it's probably barely any at all...
I reckon he has gained subscribers but there's a catch. I bet for one day he made a net positive of 1+ subscriber but then he lost 10-300 subscribers every other day. Kinda like when he was 340-350lbs for a while and then one day he weighs in at 365lbs and claims that he lost 3lbs that week and gets asspats for losing weight, completely neglecting to acknowledge the 20lbs jump since the previous weigh in.

Boogie says he thinks Jirard should take a year off from content creation to get some therapy and do some intense soul searching
Boogie gives another Youtuber the same advice that everyone's been giving him since 2017. The same advice which he has repeatedly ignored and never done.

Boogie tells a story about his alzheimers grandma that sounds like a bad sitcom complete with 9 year old Steven cracking comedian jokes, explains where his dark humor comes from for the hundredth time:

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Boogie dips into his old content well next and brings up the same Jim Carry/
Wow what a funny, humble, relatable guy with fantastic life experience. I'm glad he learned a lesson from this when he was 9 years old. What a cool guy. I also learned a great lesson here and had a good laugh too because he's so softly spoken and relatable.

So Boogie is essentially back to playing his "nice guy" character. That's the only information I got out of that clip. You could click on any non-Francis Boogie video from 14 years ago and it would essentially play out similarly to that clip.

Boogie also wants to make sure that everyone knows that they love the podcast!

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What is he on about? This is getting the average amount of views and comments that his other content gets:

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Boogie's comment section always consists either of people telling him how well he's going or how long they've been a fan for. Fuck it, I'll give myself 30 seconds to click on a random Boogie video and find one of these examples:

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It took me 25 seconds to find both of these comments. It's little wonder Boogie never changes when majority of the comments he receives suck his dick and tell him how well he's going.

That's weird because if you follow Boogie at all you would think the viewership of Lolcow Live is getting better and better. In reality Keemstar is probably already formulating an exit strategy. It's one of those weird Boogie lies where he seems to think if he repeats it enough that it will come true. It's a shame Boogie was definitely hiding shit from Caleb, because if he really did have 5-9 months before shit hits the fan, losing the Lolcow Live windfall money would be catastrophic.
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Yeah what's funny is that Wings channels have clipped Wings saying that Keemstar isn't happy with how the podcast is going and that it won't be around much longer if it continues this way. In contrast, we have Boogie lying out his ass about how well it's going. Really puts things into perspective when it comes to those 2 cows.

Bonus tweet from Boogie, the kind that pisses me off. "Gee guys, normally I am just sooooooo charitable, but I have to start being more financially responsible! Remember when I was just giving away lots of free stuff out of the goodness of my heart?" Honestly he makes me sick. Does anyone actually have receipts of this guy being charitable around Christmas? I'm genuinely curious now as I don't recall it.
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Can't recall Boogie being charitable during Christmas. I do recall "someone sending him cookies" a few years in a row. He ate some, but not all. Chad ate the rest of course. Just like Dezi finishes off Boogie's pink drink from McDonalds and his Thanksgiving leftovers. If Boogie has done something charitable, he usually makes sure to show off screenshots.
 
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"every comedian... All of them... We all laugh... That's why so many of us..."

Welp there it is, Boogie1488 has not been misspeaking or just comparing himself all this years, he actually really believes he is a comedian, and funny in any way.

Absolute grandiose level delusion in such a way that a normal person would never be able to comprehend. Such deranged narcissism on full display for everyone to see, and he doesn't feel any shame for it or realize what he's doing.

What 50 year old man with the toilet humor of a 12 year old joking about poopoo peepee goes on a long winded 5 minute rant about the art of comedy and the origin of their world renowned dark humor while covering a subject not even remotely about him? I'm not watching that shit but it is fucked up how he is an adult that can't talk about anything without inserting himself or talking about himself using something/someone else as a surrogate. He can't help himself.

Boogie "mountain dew and hookers ROFL" 2988 explaining the sophistication behind his decades-crafted, multi-layered comedy sure is something.
I genuinely have no recollection of Boogie being in any way a comedian in the slightest. At most he's a reclusive vlogger and that's barely scraping it since he has nothing in his life worth talking about. The majority of his content is him talking about things other people have done. Legitimately, his life is so boring that the medical shit is the only remotely interesting thing he has to offer about himself.

You could class his Francis stuff as the closest he's been to a 'comedian' but that's just him flailing his arms around and screaming like a retard.
 
Bonus tweet from Boogie, the kind that pisses me off. "Gee guys, normally I am just sooooooo charitable, but I have to start being more financially responsible! Remember when I was just giving away lots of free stuff out of the goodness of my heart?" Honestly he makes me sick. Does anyone actually have receipts of this guy being charitable around Christmas? I'm genuinely curious now as I don't recall it.
If Boogie's good at one thing, it's being absolutely tone-deaf. Does he really think we forgot about the multiple times he promised money to charities, and never donated?

As far as receipts, here's what I found. There's a lot here, but if you want to see the most entertaining example, expand the spoiler and CTRL-F "Arkadia Retrocade".
Note that this doesn't just include Christmas, because there is just not enough evidence to show Boogie actually gives to charity during the holidays. Go to the bottom of this post if you're only interested in Christmas
Also keep in mind this is in reverse chronological order, because that's how Twitter presents search results and I can't be assed to reverse all of this.
I see Boogie saying "at least I didn't commit a million dollars in charity fraud". Yeah, that's accurate; realistically he probably only committed a few thousand dollars in charity fraud. Boogie's audience is nowhere near big enough to send a million dollars to charity.
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This tweet is pretty damning too. "I'm always on my own side". That's incredibly obvious lmao.
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This is the referenced tweet. IDK what charity iDubbz was raising money for, but wow, so generous of Boogie to give a whole $20.
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Another claim that Boogie has given "tons of money" to charity. And that he was "trying so hard to get rich off crypto". Please.
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Claims he ate mayonnaise to help some woman donate to charity. Press 'X' to doubt. IIRC, that would have been many years ago when Boogie was closer to/in the middle of his peak viewership. So, if this is even true, he's telling people how charitable is is by referencing something he did at least 7 years ago. Someone who has a charitable personality would have been able to reference a charitable act much more recent than that.
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The tweet referencing the mayo. Strike that, it was 10 years ago. I'm still not sure how this helps raise money for charity.
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This thread where it seems like Boogie's arguing with an unknown person over a charity stream he did? The linked YT video is now private again, surprise, surprise. Maybe someone's archived it here, but I'm not gonna filter through the thread right now
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Boogie flip-flops over where the Ukraine charity money was supposed to go
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This money was supposedly donated to Uvalde, as suggested by this tweet. I'm willing to believe this, given the receipt.
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Though I must say that it's incredibly shitty to promise money to one charity, then change the target charity AFTER people have donated to the initial cause. Doesn't matter if they're both good charities, it's a bad look regardless.

Boogie promotes his Cameo for gay pride donations. I see people praising him for participating, but I don't see any evidence of anyone taking advantage of this.
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I do see a couple of people saying they don't want to donate to the charity, lmfao
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Boogie claims he tried to set up a fight with some rando(?), and that he'd do it for charity. To my knowledge this never happened.
I also have to point out that, since May 2022, Boogie has been involved in an infamous, televised fight. He was paid... $10K (supposedly). NONE of that money went to charity. In fact, I don't think any of us truly know where the fight money went, though it's easy to speculate.
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And of course, he adds a qualifying statement, "we both sounded unhinged . . . not sure it's a good idea"

Not sure if this is in reference to the same person as above. I'd guess it is. Even mentions Keemstar getting involved. Sound familiar?
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I can't see the tweet from /erikembauch because his page is locked

Boogie reiterates the idea of donating t-shirt proceeds to charity
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He again adds a qualifying statement, "I might pick the highest voted charity!"

Boogie launches his merch store, claiming 10% will go to charity. This is where the Ukraine charity first comes into play, but this is first and foremost a way for Boogie to pay his legal costs. 10% to charity, 90% to himself.
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As seen above in the Uvalde receipt tweet, 10% of sales = $190, *10 = $1900 total proceeds. So Uvalde got $190 (+Boogie's $60 "penalty"), and Boogie got $1710 (-his $60 "penalty). I will say this would not leave such a bad taste in my mouth if the charity campaign and the legal costs campaign were kept separate. But to take $1900 and say "here's some change for charity, and the rest of your money goes towards paying for a huge mistake I made" is just awful.

Boogie ALWAYS shows receipts when he donates to charity. Remember this, because so far, covering Feb 2022-present, we have seen only TWO receipts indicating that Boogie donated to charity. The total of both donations is $270, which is pathetic for someone who frames himself as a successful content creator
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The initial t-shirt split was supposed to be 50/50. Whoops. The top tweet is relevant too, since the Uvalde donation technically did benefit victims of gun violence. Seems Boogie flip-flopped himself into sticking to his guns ;)
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Boogie raises $7500 for a mental health organization, "To Write Love On Her Arms"/TWLOHA.
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We'll see if there's a receipt on Boogie's Twitter later, but I did find a news article that corroborates the story. Note that, while the above tweet is from 2022, the actual charitable act took place in 2019.
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-One Year Passes-

Boogie floats the idea of putting his dumbass toys in blind boxes and auctioning them for charity. I see no evidence of Boogie ever doing this, and this is way too much work for Boogie to follow through with.
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Upon Boogie's death, he will donate a "huge chunk" of his crypto earnings(/money?) to charity. So, what, like $500? Guy is terrible with crypto.
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Boogie talks about the various ways he's "jelped" various communities, featuring countless typos. I'm doubting all of this, especially the marching with BLM. We all know he'd have posted receipts if this was true.
And "converting gamers to the left"? Please. Left vs. Right =/= right vs. wrong, and admitting to "converting" people does nothing but make him look manipulative (which he obviously is).
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Boogie participates in a couple of charity streams. I don't count these as one of Boogie's charitable acts, because it looks like he's merely participating in an event that someone else has organized. All he had to do was show up, probably didn't even put in any of his own money.
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Boogie floats the idea of running a charity for Arkadia Retrocade, to keep them from going under. This one is actually pretty funny:
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I searched to see if the Retrocade is still open, and it is, no thanks to Boogie. This news article, written just 15 days after the above tweet, specifically names Jessica Watkins as the person who started a Facebook fundraiser that raised over $11K for the Retrocade. Boogie's name is conspicuously absent from the article. Great job, melon.
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The tweets Boogie was replying to here have been deleted, but I'm guessing this is in reference to Etika, who killed himself earlier in 2019
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I find it odd that Boogie refers to Etika(?) as "a fan and friend of [his]," given that he made a joke about Etika disappearing and being a murderer while streaming. Yes, this happened AFTER Etika had already killed himself. This is a whole story in itself, but Boogie spent a long time backpedaling that one.

Boogie plans a charity/giveaway stream for December 2019. This is not the TWLOHA stream referenced earlier (which took place in July 2019), and I can't find any evidence that it actually happened. I do see the console giveaways happened around the same time in December (see the below spoiler tag), but AFAICT those were YT videos, not a charity stream.
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Boogie again references giving $15K to an "LGBT safe zone". He claimed to have followed through on this in one of the above tweets, but there are no receipts, so it must not be true.
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Bunch of tweets about the controversial TWLOHA charity stream, which Boogie had cancelled, then eventually un-cancelled after pushback/negative attention from social media and news outlets.
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Boogie gives $298.88 to someone else's charity stream. No receipts, though.
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Something about shaving for charity? Doubt this ever happened
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Not sure what charity is being referenced here, but it looks like another dead end as Boogie never mentions it again
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Again, not sure what Boogie is referencing here, but I can't find any follow-up to this. This would be somewhat significant, since it would mean there was $2000 of charity money that Boogie never dispersed.
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Handful of replies, showing people really did donate to whatever this was
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This is the most recent example I could find showing that Boogie is giving away consoles. 4 years ago.
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Alright. I've sifted through 5 years of tweets and don't have the patience to sift through another 6 years, so I'm stopping here. If there's anything to glean from all this, it's that Boogie, as I've said before, has tons of ideas that amount to nothing but wishful thinking. Boogie actually donated to charity only a handful of times, compared to the many, many times he proposed various charitable ideas.

Can't recall Boogie being charitable during Christmas. I do recall "someone sending him cookies" a few years in a row. He ate some, but not all. Chad ate the rest of course. Just like Dezi finishes off Boogie's pink drink from McDonalds and his Thanksgiving leftovers. If Boogie has done something charitable, he usually makes sure to show off screenshots.
I did actually come across a few tweets where Boogie claims he always gives money to St. Jude around Christmas. However, I don't think I've seen any evidence that he actually gave money to St. Jude, aside from the WotC event in 2016. As you (and Boogie) said, he tends to post receipts when donating, and I wasn't able to find any receipts.
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Also note that these tweets are all before 2019. Boogie has mentioned St. Jude a total of TWO times from January 2020-present. Which brings me to my final observation: Boogie's charitable acts have fallen off significantly since ~2019. A quick scroll through 2012-2016 shows Boogie talking quite a bit more about charity than he does now, and those acts of charity were more often presented as partnerships with companies at actual live events, instead of "charity streams". To be fair, this makes sense since has Boogie exited his peak years (thus having less money, which Boogie never shuts up about these days).

I won't say that Boogie is not a historically charitable person, because he has raised a not-insignificant amount of money over the years (mainly from 1 or two specific events that he himself did not organize). However, in recent years, more often than not, Boogie has floated more charitable ideas than he's followed through on.
 
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Keemstar just went live on the Lolcow Live channel to test members only chat and to announce a livestream tonight at '6PM' (eastern I guess?), the stream will include Keem/Wings/'guests'. He immediately deleted the stream so no way for me to upload for you guys, sorry about that.

It sounds like neither Boogie nor Tommy will be involved, and Keem is apparently pissed at Boogie again for something to do with the show. Did his whole aggro 'I have a bone to pick with that fucking guy' thing, said he really wanted to go off right then and there but is saving it for tonight. Why can't Boogie make it to a stream for his own podcast, does he have some kind of job that he needs to be at on Tuesday evenings now?

Claims he ate mayonnaise to help some woman donate to charity. Press 'X' to doubt. IIRC, that would have been many years ago when Boogie was closer to/in the middle of his peak viewership. So, if this is even true, he's telling people how charitable is is by referencing something he did at least 7 years ago. Someone who has a charitable personality would have been able to reference a charitable act much more recent than that.
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I could have sworn I remembered something about this never actually being mayo but actually vanilla pudding, and lo and behold look what I managed to find:

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Oh, what's that? It wasn't actually mayo but 'I gorged myself on vanilla pudding pretending it was mayo' doesn't quite have the same kind of admirable ring to it, does it Steven? So you gaslit for charity, got it! I also found a couple more interesting answers in the same AMA thread:

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Boogie lists his most influential Youtubers and comedians... If there was one name we would expect to be on this list considering how much he bangs on and on about him, it would be Andy Kaufman. Surprisingly he didn't make the cut back then, how curious!

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These are the more interesting ones to me though... BOY if this story of boy meets girl doesn't somehow sound familiar!!!
 
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Boogie seems to think him "going hard" at someone is this crazy and unheard of thing, forgetting that his nice guy facade slipped away 5 years ago.
I can't believe anyone fell for his phony as fuck "nice guy" "Mr. Rogers of the Internet" bullshit. I always thought he was just a talentless fat spineless dick, I just didn't think he was much of a cow.
 
DSP for not joining the podcast but it seems like he made the right call.
DSP didn't take the payday because it would be harder to e-beg his autistic and, in some cases, confirmed mentally handicapped dents for more funds to gamble away on mobile games. DSP is a complete scumbag and deserves Wings' trolls.

He deserves rock bottom. To watch everything get taken from him and to be forced to beg on the streets in humiliation and suffer from exposure slowly and in agony.
 
DSP didn't take the payday because it would be harder to e-beg his autistic and, in some cases, confirmed mentally handicapped dents for more funds to gamble away on mobile games. DSP is a complete scumbag
You should have stopped here, it’s not worth getting so angry because some retard milks other retards out of their money lol.

DSP like boogie and wings, lives in a weird hell of their own making, you couldn’t make me switch lives with any of them for all of their yearly salaries combined.
 
What's funny is that I think "She was a sugar baby but then we hit it off" is significantly less disgusting than "She is so autistic and twisted by trauma that she reached out to me, a disgusting, obese man on the internet that is 2.5x her age and she grew attached to me because of my traumabonding and lovebombing manipulation of her fragile psyche."

Yeah but then he couldn't pretend he was saving her. Boogie defaults to being a victim because it's literally the only defense he has for the stupid shit he says and does, and all the lies he tells (and no, I'm not saying its a good defense, just his only one) but what he's always wanted to be is an inspiration, a wise guru and/or martyr.
Even when the fact that he's too stupid, lazy and selfish to ever be any of those things finally sunk in for him he tried to spin himself as an "anti-inspiration" and still give people advice as though all his years of making the worst decisions somehow left him enlightened.
Once she leaves though and he's spouted too much verbal bile to be hailed as her savior he'll become her victim and he'll out her as a sugarbaby who then took advantage of him and pretended to love him to, I dunno, I guess get into his will? I'll let him pick the spin on that one.


Jesus fucking Christ.... For that kind of money ($200K), what kind of whores was he hiring?

Being the degenerate dopamine-addicted fatfuck he is, it's not about the whores quality as in the sugar daddy-ing and buying them expensive stuff to make himself feel as if he has some companionship of the other sex.

That and I bet my ass he's into that degenerate gooner stuff like findom. I read stories of people that fucked themselves over pretty hard.

I don't think it's so much that he's into Findom, since he gets no pleasure out of buying the woman things or seeing them happy (which is evident by the accounts of him pulling the purse strings tight once he thinks he has them emotionally held hostage), it's all just the means to the end; which is convincing others that he can pull in (what he's been told is) the perfect woman (short, petite, long hair, other stereotypes, you know the kind). The money just keeps them around and the sex is, with all his health problems, fat and low-t, probably impossible and if not than so bad it's not worth the effort.
So what is he buying?
He's buying the girlfriend experience, which can be even more expensive than findom when all totaled up, and hilariously he's not even doing it for his own pleasure. If he was he'd be paying her to do things with him that he enjoys (like playing video games) and bragging about it. Instead he makes sure when he's paying for them time they are taking pictures of him buying her something or taking her somewhere because then he can flex to other guys online that he's got this young, skinny, young, short, long haired, young girl that loves he's so great and successful he can take her to disney or a dumb museum or whatever he thinks would impress others.
Even when he was talking about his (ex) wife when they split all he could name were places they went together and things they bought because the woman is just a prop, wholly interchangeable with any other young, skinny, petite, young woman he can pay or blackmail into staying around him long enough for a picture.
And I got a little off track but that's the big thing there.
I don't know (or care) how much any of you know about the weird world of sex work, but the reason the girlfriend experience is so expensive is because if this client is taking up your whole day, you better believe you're getting your moneys worth and if they expect you to be exclusive then they have to make up for all the money you're not making from other clients.
Baseline for a proper sugarbaby should be he pays your rent (or in the case of Boogie's really low rent versions, at least provide housing which is his disgusting house with his fat ass and possibly the corpse of Chad), then you usually charge a date fee on top of that, and of course he's paying for all meals while you're out. If you're smart you also charge extra for photos, and if you're really smart you get him to buy you gifts throughout the day that are easily resellable or returnable for cash (like jewelry, not a fucking dog).

Most hookers won't even offer the GF Experience as an option as it is a huge pain in the ass and doesn't (usually) make as much in a day as you can usually make charging clients by the hour and having some of them last five minutes. The smart ones find one rich client (actually rich, not Boogie's idea of rich) and makes being his "girlfriend" her entire job, or will offer just a couple hours of "the girlfriend experience" at a much higher rate than their usual hourly fee.

So I got completely off track there, but my point was that it's pretty easy to blow a TON of money on the very basic girlfriend experience. That said, what Boogie has now with this girl living with him while he's not bringing in much money sounds like a desperate addict or runaway using him for shelter and not getting much more. I hope she's using him, but this case reeks of a predator taking advantage of a young girl who at the very very least doesn't know what she should be charging.

The Podca1st is just a weird idea. People despise Boogie and call for his death on the daily. Why would they watch it?

I think Lolcows themselves confuse people being interested IN watching them with people being interested TO watch them. That is a confusing way of me saying I'm interested in seeing what Boogie does next, but not interested enough to actually watch his videos or listen to his podcast, I'll leave that to the brave few who will recap and clip and if that option disappears? So will my interest in Boogie.

I think the forums and reaction channels really do skew some cows perception of themselves. Having 1000 people interested in you on the forms really only equals out to a few people actually tuning in to watch you, and even fewer who will actually support it financially.

Or I'm drunk.
I might just be drunk.
 
Speaking of his martyr mentality, there was a part in the documentary where him and his kid girlfriend were outside and he was basically telling her he's not going to live very long and kept saying depressing shit until she got emotional and cried from it. Boogie was almost enjoying watching her tear up and couldn't take his eyes off her when he's reeling off the different problems he has and how it's going to kill him and leave her widowed.

It's like he genuinely enjoys watching others cry for him and sympathise for him beyond the financial aspect. Any normal person would be wary of putting that much emotional baggage on someone to the point of making them cry and worry, but Boogie literally doesn't give a shit as long as it ends up making him feel special.
 
Jesus fucking Christ.... For that kind of money ($200K), what kind of whores was he hiring?
Assuming it's true, the kind of whores who charged him a fat fuck tax for having to put up with a repulsive fat piece of shit like him.
Boogie was almost enjoying watching her tear up and couldn't take his eyes off her when he's reeling off the different problems he has and how it's going to kill him and leave her widowed.
God I hate when this slimy pile of shit pulls that one. He ought to have a guy follow him around just to give him a solid punch right in the face whenever he does that and tell him to grow a pair or just fucking die already.
 
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God I hate when this slimy pile of shit pulls that one. He ought to have a guy follow him around just to give him a solid punch right in the face whenever he does that and tell him to grow a pair or just fucking die already.
Papa Gut mentioned this exact thing in his reaction to Boogie shit-talking Caleb. He said Boogie should be made to wear a shock collar and he gets to shock Boogie whenever he draws the sympathy card.
 
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