Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Billy Bob Dick]

since this is all escalating, I'm going to get my thoughts in while I can:

ELLIOT FONG CHOPPED OFF HIS DONG
CHING CHONG BING BONG DING DONG
ELLIOT FONG HAS GOT NO DONG
ELLIOT FONG HIS DONG'S LONG GONE

Elliot will never ever be a woman
he's a stinky smelly ugly eunuch man
Elliot's a crossdressing faggy useless cunt
with bitch tits, chink eyes, gunt, and Asian tan

"HAI MAH NAME ERRIOT FONG CHONG
YOU RIKE FUCKY SUCKY? I GIV U CONSHENT AXXIDENT"

Elliot Fong Chong Pong Dong walks into a bar
the bartender says "GET THE FUCK OUT YOU WORTHLESS TRANNY CHINK"

Why did Elliot Chong Pong Ding Dong cross the road?
TO GET HIS DICK AND BALLS CHOPPED OFF

Why doesn't Elliot Dong Gone Long Jones shower or bathe?
BECAUSE SOAPY WATER BURNS HIS AMHOLE LIKE SALT ON A SNAIL

Real talk now, Elliot, you fucking cocksucker asshole:
NOBODY LIKES YOU. AT ALL. YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN, YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN,
NO SANE PERSON WANTS TO FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE, YOU'RE NOT PRETTY, YOU SMELL LIKE A DISEASED 30-DAY-OLD ARMPIT COMBINED WITH GANGRENE AND NECROSIS, YOU'RE UGLY AS FUCK, YOU'RE CLEARLY A MAN TRYING TO UWU DRESS LIKE A CHICK AND FAILING MISERABLY AT IT

FUCK YOU ELLIOT, YOU STUPID MAN-CUNT. DO YOUR WORST. EVERYONE WILL STILL HATE YOUR FAGGOT ASS, AND EVERYONE WILL STILL POINT AND LAUGH YOU WORTHLESS TWINK

 

[AfghanBlue]

tattooing the estradiol thing on your arm is the most mystifying thing to me.

why would somebody who thinks they're a woman, dresses like a woman, acts like a woman and demands to be treated like a woman have a tattoo on them reminding them they're a man?

someone please explain.

Do you think he has DNL on his chest..

 

[Tragi-Chan]

tattooing the estradiol thing on your arm is the most mystifying thing to me.

why would somebody who thinks they're a woman, dresses like a woman, acts like a woman and demands to be treated like a woman have a tattoo on them reminding them they're a man?

someone please explain.

Because troons are boring people who have given up what little else they had in life to pursue their fetish. Elliott has nothing in life to define him but this and consent accidents.

Maybe we should all get out favourite treatments tattooed on us. I’ll get the Fisherman’s Friend logo.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

What exactly is Elliot dilating about this time? Why the full court press NOW of all times? Is it just because Christmas is the hardest time for Nool to contact customer service to get stuff restored? Or are his eyes finally about to fall out? Hoping it's that one.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Why the full court press NOW of all times? Is it just because Christmas is the hardest time for Nool to contact customer service to get stuff restored?

Because Elliot has no family to return to this Christmas. On December 25th, he will wake up surrounded by a bunch of sex pests, and spend a holiday most of us will be enjoying with family, close friends, and lovers, sitting in front of his computer and trying to get us offline for 24 consecutive hours - a new best!
Unfortunately, it will fall on mostly deaf ears - While I am certain there are many among our userbase that we'd call terminally online and hound this E-drama forum for some form of surrogate community[Likely in the Autistic Thunderdome], the kiwis who actually do the heavy lifting of threads like these will be enjoying something Elliot has forsaken: Familial love.
I for one will be enjoying this Christmas regardless, either in the comforting warmth of the season, or a peaceful ride in favorable conditions knowing that Elliot Fong will always be a burden on his family, a broken branch of his family tree, perceivably male, and a rapist sinking untold amounts of money into trying to kill a website that tells people he's a rapist.

 

[AnOminous]

What exactly is Elliot dilating about this time? Why the full court press NOW of all times?

Friendless troons like Zhen, whose families are disgusted by him for terminating their family line for all eternity, are in unique levels of emotional distress during seasons where family is of the utmost importance, even in a Western society.

It must be incredibly emotionally painful to be in a season of family togetherness, and realizing you have absolutely nobody because you are a disgusting predatory pervert like Zhen.

 

[sorrycharlie]

Friendless troons like Zhen, whose families are disgusted by him for terminating their family line for all eternity

I think they are disgusted by him for other reasons (e.g. credibly accused of rape, degenerate, dysgenic, unhygienic, fucking ugly, etc. etc.), and relieved that the blight on their family line ends with him.

 

[LGHDR+]

Terra Field

Terra? Yeah, she's planetary alright. Ham-planetary.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Shitposting on Hong Kong and Fong is still not a woman.

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

I’m not sure if you know it, Elliot. But you’re causing a lot of problems for the fellas in Chinese Hell.

Because of the new forms of degeneracy you troons have started, they’ve had to construct new levels and appoint new judges / kings to deal with them.

And with the skyrocketing inflation of Hell currency, they’re forced to beg their living descendants to burn paper GoFundMe accounts to pay for the costs.

Not to worry though, they’re more than happy to make you foot the bill once you’re down there, Dong-gone.

 

[DavidS877]

The final word on the matter:
View attachment 5577758

https://web.archive.org/web/20100228012805/http://elizabeth.caltech.edu/2008/08/24/closure

https://archive.is/B8b4C

American Born, worse still, Californian. Born 1987.
Obviously this is his troon ammended birth certificate so I don't think we yet have proof of his real name. Edit: never mind I see that in the OP on the LFJ thrread.

The biggest risk if Null wants to sue is that LFJ could become an Australian Citizen. Then it would be a pain in the ass.

Found the above. Maybe post the redacted Birth Certificate in the OP.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Terra? Yeah, she's planetary alright. Ham-planetary.

View attachment 5577629

And that "ham-planetary" looks also a bit like Trigglypuff.

 

[Crypto Six Gorillionaire]

Liz Fong-Where's-My-Dong-Jones

 

[Niggerphobe]

Sudan troonsane

 

[FinnSven]

Because Elliot has no family to return to this Christmas. On December 25th, he will wake up surrounded by a bunch of sex pests, and spend a holiday most of us will be enjoying with family, close friends, and lovers, sitting in front of his computer and trying to get us offline for 24 consecutive hours - a new best!
Unfortunately, it will fall on mostly deaf ears - While I am certain there are many among our userbase that we'd call terminally online and hound this E-drama forum for some form of surrogate community[Likely in the Autistic Thunderdome], the kiwis who actually do the heavy lifting of threads like these will be enjoying something Elliot has forsaken: Familial love.
I for one will be enjoying this Christmas regardless, either in the comforting warmth of the season, or a peaceful ride in favorable conditions knowing that Elliot Fong will always be a burden on his family, a broken branch of his family tree, perceivably male, and a rapist sinking untold amounts of money into trying to kill a website that tells people he's a rapist.

Another wonderful thing about this is that should this struggle be compared to a conflict for freedom, Kiwifarms are the plucky little rebels, Vietcong, wolverines, etc, yet the Troons are a powerful soulless entity seeking to silence and enslave.
While Josh keeps us online with a shoestring budget, Fong Jones and his cronies sink thousands of dollars into knocking out a few website addresses.

Reminds me of how in Nam the US spent 20,000-ish dollars per kill, while the average kill for the Vietcong cost them $1.38.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The funny thing is, I used to ignore Dong’s thread. But now, whenever the Farms has a hiccup, I head to this thread as soon as it’s fixed, to see what people are saying.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

What exactly is Elliot dilating about this time? Why the full court press NOW of all times? Is it just because Christmas is the hardest time for Nool to contact customer service to get stuff restored? Or are his eyes finally about to fall out? Hoping it's that one.

He recently got a new toy in the form of the default judgment against the random chinaman. Honestly I don't think he's really ramping up his efforts, his constant autistic efforts are probably just more effective around Christmas due to understaffing.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

The funny thing is, I used to ignore Dong’s thread. But now, whenever the Farms has a hiccup, I head to this thread as soon as it’s fixed, to see what people are saying.

Me too. For a lolcow, he doesn’t even produce that much funny milk. There was the protest where it was like him and one other guy and he had the eunuch hunch. We’ve made fun of his face. But he doesn’t produce regular milk (unless you count the Daily Dilation).
He would’ve faded quickly if he stopped messing with our site. This isn’t happening to him because he’s a creepy sex pest. It’s happening because people want to get the latest Chris and Chantal updates and the Farms won’t Sneed. I’m trying to watch BossManJack lose money in online gambling, god damn it!

It is pretty funny watching this grand chess game between Null and LFJ.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

The funny thing is, I used to ignore Dong’s thread. But now, whenever the Farms has a hiccup, I head to this thread as soon as it’s fixed, to see what people are saying.

Same. Thanks to this rapist's latest efforts, I learned that many of the retarded internet lawyers from the good ol' Weeb Wars (the ones who didn't go the "put the Balldo on your testicles and watch Jamaicans fuck your wife" route that is) such as Tyler J. Wolff, Kathryn Tewson, and Akiva Cohen's firm KUSK are now involved in helping the rapey rapist Liz Fong Jones censor the internet. Thanks to them, I learned that calling a guy a rapist is only defamation if he wears a dress and will help them take down a website that four years ago called them mean names like "Geico Caveman" or "fatty fat bitch."

Me too. For a lolcow, he doesn’t even produce that much funny milk. There was the protest where it was like him and one other guy and he had the eunuch hunch. We’ve made fun of his face. But he doesn’t produce regular milk (unless you count the Daily Dilation).
He would’ve faded quickly if he stopped messing with our site. This isn’t happening to him because he’s a creepy sex pest. It’s happening because people want to get the latest Chris and Chantal updates and the Farms won’t Sneed. I’m trying to watch BossManJack lose money in online gambling, god damn it!

It is pretty funny watching this grand chess game between Null and LFJ.

Remember, Raping Retard Riz would never have had a thread if he hadn't commit fraud by filing false claims for the sake of his troon buddies who had embezzled hundreds of thousands of dollars from a suicide hotline to fund activities like smoking weed while driving cross country to intimidate some random dude hosting a forum at his own house. Nobody would ever have known that Elliot "Liz" Fong Jones was a rapist if not for that fact. Thanks Greta!

 

[Null]

Did we ever get any leads on who LFJ's consent accident victim was?