Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

Ankle-biting faggot smells blood in the water and decides now is the right time to try and scramble for more jewtube sheckels.
Maybe its a opportunity so wendigoon and his viewers can finally notice that its not enough to "mind your own bussiness"

These people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny is a mantra that never gets old
 
I watched that Nyx Fears NSFL iceberg and while I genuinely am fine with people going by whatever pronouns they want as that in itself does not harm anyone, why the fuck would Nyx Fears sit there and claim cartel shit is the fault of White people and that they “learned it from Whites” and all this dumb bullshit? They blamed fucking cartel executions on White people and Capitalism. That is the most fucking retarded thing I have ever heard. So Nyx would be getting mutilated on a cartel video by some subhuman wetback and screaming:

“GUYS GUYS WHITE MAN BAD IT’S CAPITALISM DOING THIS, LISTEN TO ME, YIKES! YIKES! AAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!”

It’s a good thing you made sure to blame White Men for shit Wetbacks do in a country that should be literally wiped off the planet. Same with South America. I find it interesting how these people could not have decided to become subhuman parasite animals themselves, no, they lack the ability to make those choices and have to be guided by evil White Men. I see. Makes sense. They have no agency of their own.
The spirit of capitalism on it's way to make innocent brown people to torture and rape women and children because the father/husband didn't repay his debt on time (they are going to tie him to a chair and peel his face off later.)

What a fucking faggot, it's a shame this retard hasn't woken up in a bathtub with his kidney and livers missing.
 
The spirit of capitalism on it's way to make innocent brown people to torture and rape women and children because the father/husband didn't repay his debt on time (they are going to tie him to a chair and peel his face off later.)

What a fucking faggot, it's a shame this retard hasn't woken up in a bathtub with his kidney and livers missing.
Just remember: People can’t be evil despicable pieces of shit unless they’re White. Educated person who never struggled in their life told you so.
 
I watched that Nyx Fears NSFL iceberg and while I genuinely am fine with people going by whatever pronouns they want as that in itself does not harm anyone, why the fuck would Nyx Fears sit there and claim cartel shit is the fault of White people and that they “learned it from Whites” and all this dumb bullshit? They blamed fucking cartel executions on White people and Capitalism. That is the most fucking retarded thing I have ever heard. So Nyx would be getting mutilated on a cartel video by some subhuman wetback and screaming:
This reminds me of when academia faggots were convinced that scalping was a practice taught to the noble savages innocent Native Americans by the evil White devils (even though there is no record of Whites doing scalping in the period of the first colonizations). Then native skulls were found that dated way before the European discovery of the New World that showed evidence of scalping.
 
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I interrupt your rightful lambasting of Nyx Troon to bring you new Dire Trip.


The story of a crazy girl being unable to get into university so she decided to become an extreme recluse and took the "true crime fangirl" route to the most extreme and illegal level.
I could have saved her. I should have been the one to fill her dark soul with light.
 
this is so funny
"the camera moves to show a faceless, ominous princess peach, silently observing mario for unknown reasons"
truly the scariest videogame to be made
I've read about this romhack, and I still don't get how anyone's scared of a slightly fucked up looking pixel princess peach. Coronation.png
 
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"SCARIEST GAME/VIDEO EVER" videos just rely on making banal shit look scary by having spooky narration and visuals
like i watched a video about the "most disturbing TV incidents" and all of them was just the host of a tv program stopping the show to tell the audience that a celebrity or something has died
 
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This sprite is ass, my immersion has never been so ruined.

Look at those inconsistent outlines, those jaggies, that random white pixel by her ear. Oh my God, it's even got pillow shading...

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This sprite is ass, my immersion has never been so ruined.

Look at those inconsistent outlines, those jaggies, that random white pixel by her ear. Oh my God, it's even got pillow shading...

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You guys don't get it, you're totally ignoring the context, it's very scary because it was in a SPOOOOKY AREA that was UNFINISHED and INACCESSIBLE where the air was a hyperrealistic shade of RED like BLOOD and mario's head was UPSIDE DOWN
 
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Geez, speaking about trying too hard. This is Sonic.exe levels of needless edge. Did a fucking child make this?

Anyway...
New Fascinating Horror.

About a girl getting lost in the Grand Canyon and surviving for three weeks. Pretty fascinating stuff. It's the usual good quality so nothing new there.

And new Disaster Breakdown.

It's interesting. His production value has really taken a turn. And not a bad one.
It was a good video. No weirdness, no face cam, no comedy.

However, his closing line made me a little bit concerned. He mentioned he's getting facial feminization surgery and he's gonna show his fucking face so.....

I guess we'll see...

Edit: Never mind, there was a face cam but it was really minor when he visited New York for the spot where the accident happened.

And I can always appreciate someone visiting a spot of interest like that.
 
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New Fascinating Horror.

About a girl getting lost in the Grand Canyon and surviving for three weeks. Pretty fascinating stuff. It's the usual good quality so nothing new there.
The girl dropping her pack really made me MATI. I don't care if the village is in sight just a yard away across a small stream, take that shit with you!
 
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The girl dropping her pack really made me MATI. I don't care if the village is in sight just a yard away across a small stream, take that shit with you!
It was mentioned that she made several mistakes, all of which could have killed her. She got really lucky, incredibly so. At least, she was smart enough to stick to her water source - for a bit.

Believe it or not, I was super happy when I heard her dog survived at least and actually found the village.

It makes me think of Juliane Koepcke, who survived a plane crash in the Amazon jungle. Now, this was not her fault at all but her survival is nothing short of extraordinary.

Edit: oh and new Savox!

Another round of the worst Youtubers. There are the usual suspects that are pretty well known like JewWario, PlasmaMasterDon and the Reddit tech guy who made CP of his own son.

I am not too familiar with the others so there's surely some new stories here.
 
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Since ROMhacks are a hot commodity right now, especially when they come coupled with a YouTuber who writes an essay and won't shut the fuck up to let the game scare you on its own, I bring you...

sonic.exe ROMhAcKs!

First of all, I have to give credit to the person playing these. The YouTube channel is called SunFIRE (Might be a furry but the channel doesn't have anything suggestive) for just providing overall good editing and only written commentary when absolutely needed. All the screenshots taken are from that channel.


PRESS START TO CRINGE: (aka: Using sprites to animate my gore fanfictions)

These will mostly focus on a saga. The "Exetior" saga of Sonic ROMhacks. All of them are inspired by the "sonic.exe" creepypasta.
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(Meet our antagonist everyone!)

The name Exetior is a deviation of the .exe filename extension. I guess somebody thought it would be scarier if the demon had a name and a personality aside from the "hyperrealistic" red eyes. He is a demon who just appears and posseses Sonic, he is also the villain of these games.

Now, there are two games that I want to talk about: Spirits of Hell, and Eye of Three. The unbelievable thing about this saga is that it has its own continuity with multiple games but it's as bad if not worse than actual Sonic games.

The games in order are: "Nightmare beggining > Sprits of Hell > Eye of Three (Parts 1 and 2) > Finished Nightmare". And even with this distinction the games have been updated multiple times adding more shit to them. The reason why I don't talk about the other games I mentioned is that it becomes less funny and mostly just cringe fanfiction where they introduce a billion characters. I will be posting the award-winning art and dialog though:

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("My favorite part of Sonic games is when modified 2D character sprites romanticize suicide...")

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("...I think the reason why Sonic X did not succeed is because they didn't let us have a close shot of Cream's face after getting blasted by and undead Eggman moments after losing her mind..." -Yuji Naka at E3, circa 2005)

This post will be arranged as a screenshot LP of the old days. So here we go:


The first game we'll be looking at is called "Spirits of Hell". All of these games, including the original creepypasta and the first game in this saga (Nightmare Beggining), begin the same way. Sonic is taken over by Exetior which is a demon, made up of bad writing and inconsistent powers. After being taken over, it's up to our remaining cast of characters to do something about it.

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(The image you get when you get the good ending, which we won't be looking much at. In this game you play as Tails, Knuckles and Eggman, and yes, all of these games have many MANY endings, I also have to say it this is good art compared to what we'll see later).

Now, the gimmick of this game is that you play as each character trying to either hide and/or run away from Exetior. There are multiple routes and endings depending on what characters stay alive but is not as deep as it sounds.

So at first, each character has their own level where they run away from Exetior. After that, they all gather at the Hidden Palace, and that's where the game splits depending on who is alive and who is not.

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(This is how most of the dialog is presented in the games, the people voicing the trio sound like the characters in the main games kinda)

As I said before, depending on what characters are alive is the level you will play next. And they are all horrible. We will only be focusing on the level you play if only Tails is alive. But i'll leave you some screenshots of funny things on the other routes:

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(Knuckles expressing mild dissapointment at Tails for 2fasting into spikes, from the Knuckles/Tails route)

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(Spoiler alert, he gets found...)
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(I think the most wtf thing about this image is how the ship has like this one tiny lone industrial fan for no reason)

THE PLOT is that Exetior is a demon that gets more powerful the more things he kills, they can't really hide because Exetior can apparently "sense" them. The trio can't kill him but they can escape to a place outside of his influence which is what ends up happening in the good ending. (It's easy to forget this is a Sonic ROMhack, huh?)

Since I wanted to focus on Tails, let's just get rid of Knuckles and Eggman. This series LOVES to kill characters either offscreen or in "cutscenes". Unfortunately there are no funny Knuckles deaths other than fucking up a jump and landing on spikes.

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("DONT YOU KNOW QUANTUM PHYSICS LITTLE CHILD STALKER?" -Said Urban Tails to Normal Tails)

THE EXPLANATION for why the writing is so bad can be seen in the images above. If I had to title this image, it would be "Undertale and its consequences have been a disaster for Indie games". These games are not made by one person, these are made by multiple people and I'm guessing this came out during the high of Undertale and FNAF where every game breaks the 4th wall constantly, takes itself too seriously by trying to "connect" with the player and make it seem like it's just not a simple videogame, bonus points for bloating itself with "lore" .

So now, there are multiple red-eyes Sonics, with multiple names (i.e: You see Exetior and "Sark", talking to eachother on the above right image) and multiple timelines too. If a character dies, they become possesed in a way where they are still themselves but they serve the demons too. They even do that shit where characters can recall events from other playthroughs where they died. Whatever, let's just have our shitty final boss fight.

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(GLORIOUS SPRITEWORK that would put Metal Slug to shame, no assets were edited by the way, 100% original for sure!)

Tails is told by his alternate timeline self that it doesn't matter if he dies, he should keep trying until he wins. (Where have I heard this before I wonder...) and in this instance you fight Exetior, Sark, a horrible 2D sprite of a dog, Knuckles and Eggman. Despite being outnumbered it's a pretty easy boss fight.

By the way, unless all 3 characters survive, you won't get the good ending. Even if it appears like you survived, Exetior literally kills everyone off-screen. All 3 of them dying is the canon ending since, in the next game, they are already possesed.

I would still say, if this was someone's first attempt at ROM hacking, is not that bad. This doesn't seem to be the case though, even then, some joy was found at least for me.

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In the second game, we get a new trio of characters to play with. This time we have Amy, Cream and Sally, I guess the author didn't think killing a little boy like Tails was edgy enough so now we will get to see a little girl die too.

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(I have no idea why they decided to do this but they use the intro for Sonic 1 for each character before you play as them , thank Godhog that they edited them in a seamless way, you can't even tell they just plastered things over eachother!)

Same rules apply but it's more involved. There are more levels, more unique routes and more boss fights but all of them are absolute horseshit to play. Spirits of Hell was kind of fun to play in some areas. This has cheap deaths everywhere and even if it has a life system, there aren't many to pick up and most likely than not it will eat all your lives before you ever find out what the fuck were you supposed to do or go to in the first place.

The good news is that we get more cutscenes with stellar writing, so watching a playthrough is definitely recommended. I will be talking less about the gameplay and more about the story.

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First of all, all 3 characters must complete their level individually. In Sally's case, she is being chased by Exetior. Cream is trying to be tricked into running into spikes head on by Tails and Knuckles and Amy has to dodge sawblades in what I guess is Lumberjack Zone Act 1 or some shit.

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("I've never seen a game break the 4th wall before!"-Me, probably in 1997.)

In the previous game, if all 3 characters die (Tails, Knux and Eggman) you would get the bad ending where you see the villain breaking the 4th wall (seen above) and that was it, no more game. In this case however, if our current trio of girls dies...

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Sonic gets turned into Fleetway Super Sonic which is Super Sonic but either really insane or really angry.
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These are the dialogs that made me laugh out loud and made me want to share this with the world. It's like the embodiment of the old fanfiction days where everyone was trying to outcringe eachother. Literally a Sonic OC battle in hell where they talk about TORTURE, MURDER, RAPE, MUTILATIONS, ORGAN REPLACEMENT (are they putting someone's arm in their eye socket or are they performing life-saving surgery?) and other gory concepts with the shittiest visuals and writings you could imagine.

What's happening here (from what I can gather) is that Exetior possesed Sonic. The reason why Exetior is going around murdering, torturing, replacing organs and raping animal people is because there is a bigger and badder band of demonic beings called the "Highests" who plan on invading the Earth and do the raping themselves. However, Sonic seems to not have been informed of the consent accidents happening and is trying to "break free" of the posession. Apparently Sonic agreed to have his friends killed to some degree?

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(Exetior M.D found out later that Sonic had cholesterol issues...)

You can either win or lose here and it doesn't matter because Sonic dies either way. It's just a boss fight where you dodge shit. However, if you survive until the very end, get this sweet little bonus cutscene.

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(Sonic experiences the consequences of polyamorous relationships)

Sally accuses Sonic of raping and murdering Amy and that all the demons were inside Sonic's head all along. He cries, proceeds to delete his social media and ACK's himself.

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(Sonic jumps into the abyss, complete with the BOING! sound)

The entire game is a trainwreck, a super funny and super cringy one. I highly suggest you watch the playthrough I'll link below that covers all the dialogues, choices and endings. If the screenshots above did not entice you, then here is a list of what this game also includes that I didn't post here:

- Apparently the first part of Eye of Three was just a simulation. Why? No idea. It's never explained why.
- Amy and Sally are lesbians.
- Cream is possesed by yet another demon and in one of the endings she goes mad and gets shot in the face by Eggman.
- Amy gets hypnotized by a creepy Sonic OC who calls her dear and turns her into his lover. Apparently while this is happening Amy is trapped in a fantasy world where she meets a recolored Cream called Lime. Yes, that same Amy that was being hypnotized. I have no idea how the fuck these two events are happening together.
- Sally going mad after an hypnotized Amy kills Cream, leads to either her death or an ending where she is put in an asylum looking place in a straight jacket.
- Cream visits a post-apocalyptic place where she meets an alternate dimension Amy and a version of Sally that's austistic and insane.
- There is apparently another entity called Chaos Hunter that is going around killing people and then going into another timeline to kill them again, to become stronger somehow.
- Sally visits another alternate dimension where she meets a PTSD Amy who is afraid of stepping out of line and being raped and tortured again, Sally also meets another Sally that has her eyes sewn shut.
- Cream's mom gets murdered by Tails and Knuckles and Cream stumbles upon her corpse.
- Aparently one of the alternate universe Amy's (Called Merely in this case) witnessed her sister be gored by a demon. She also has a gun.
- Apparently Sally is secretly possesed by one of the Highest demons but I didn't care to find the explanation or what this means.
- Sark betrays Exetior to help the Highests (PLOT TWIST?)

I won't embed videos because it doesn't seem to be playing nice with the site as of late, I'll just link the URLs:

I: Sonic.exe: Nightmare Beginning (The first episode)
II: Sonic.exe: The Spirits of Hell (The second episode)
III: Sally.exe: Eye of Three (Third episode, Part 1 - Old version)
IV: Sally.exe: Eye of Three (Third episode, Part 2 - Old version)
(New version of the two above here and if for some reason you want voice acting, go here)
V: Sally.exe: Finished Nightmare (Just a DEMO for now)

If for some reason you are interested in the rabbit hole of scary Sonic ROMhacks, I'd recommend you watch more from SunFIRE's channel, some of them are really cool.

My final thoughts on this disaster is that I love it. It perfectly embodies the autism of the Sonic franchise combined with the super edgy era of media from the 90s-2000s and fanfictions that gave birth to things like Coldsteel the Hedgehog. It reminded me why Sonic became the king of autism worldwide.

I've seen many YouTubers cover the shitty ROMhacks and the good ones but I didn't see anyone cover this cringefest. Had to make it justice.
 

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I know Friday Night Funkin kinda already took a shit pasta and made it worse with awful .exe sonic OCs rap battling, but fuck me if I said this wouldn't be the right way to go with taking a bad pasta story and go even further into the cringe factor and turning it into some kino shit, this is great. :story:
 
Honestly, I'd take a HUNDRED autistic Sonic.exe fangames before I even look at one more fnf fangame about the .exes making beeb boop noises at each other while the creators fellate each other on their discord server before the whole thing gets cancelled.
Since ROMhacks are a hot commodity right now, especially when they come coupled with a YouTuber who writes an essay and won't shut the fuck up to let the game scare you on its own, I bring you...

sonic.exe ROMhAcKs!
At first I thought it was cringe, but frankly these hacks are the exact type of autism that loops around back into actual kino.
 
Honestly, I'd take a HUNDRED autistic Sonic.exe fangames before I even look at one more fnf fangame about the .exes making beeb boop noises at each other while the creators fellate each other on their discord server before the whole thing gets cancelled.

At first I thought it was cringe, but frankly these hacks are the exact type of autism that loops around back into actual kino.
That Magic Mush guy made a good video on sonic.exe


His videos are really good.

For some reason that made me think of a person who claimed in the comments section of an article about her that Yukiko Okada reincarnated as an American Girl in the 1990’s on some news site.

What if you were a singer who died and then reincarnated as a singer who wrote songs about the other singer, not knowing you were just writing songs to yourself?

Also, it’s always depressing when people get their hands on topics you find interesting and bring them to a new audience…who then shit on it and destroy it.
 
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