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[Fapcop]

Fellow Kiwis, I bring you more COVID insanity fresh off Reddit…

First, a question that seems rather superfluous…


Imagine my surprise when every answer to the post was either a “yes!” Or a post seething about how their relatives refused to mask 24-7, install a separate air supply, etc.


“How do I best come across like a nutcase to my family?”

“Just order an air supply from Amazon!”

Meanwhile, this “COVID longhauler” found another suspicious symptom!


The veins in question:



“How does the blood-brain barrier work?”

A SPINAL TAP?!? Surely they wouldn’t…


OH YES THEY WOULD!

“Weird shit started happening after I got my unnecessary spinal tap!” NO SHIT!!!


The COVID “longhaulers” are also convinced that a particular new drug will fail. Why?

“THE MEDICAL STAFF DOING THE TRIAL DOESNT WORSHIP THE MASK ENOUGH! They WILL NEVER be successful!”

A single covidiot speaks up in defense of said trial, but alas… He’s a minority.

I can’t even understand the kind of thinking that makes one go: “If they don’t mask, it’s all useless!”

Masking seems to be an act of worship for these folks. That and of course seething.


“RESEARCH STAFF NOT MASKING?!? HIW CAN I REPORT THEM! They need PUNISHMENT!!”

 

[Sniperwoof]

Reddit users have literally no idea what incels are which is incredibly ironic because the incel movement largely started on reddit.

Nowadays I see people saying utterly innocent things like "I'm lonely" or "I wish I had a girlfriend" get dogpiled and screamed at by hordes of weirdos calling them incels and wishing violent death upon them.

Desire for intimacy/a partner is literally one of the most common things normal people who aren't insane Communists think about.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Reddit users are like "yes i am involuntarily celibate but at least i am not an incel!"

All the subs dedicated to a-logging incels are full of projection and people who manage to look even sadder than the ones posting on incel sites.

 

[Bioniclelover]

Reddit users are like "yes i am involuntarily celibate but at least i am not an incel!"

All the subs dedicated to a-logging incels are full of projection and people who manage to look even sadder than the ones posting on incel sites.

Seems like a good opportunity to repost this old image.

 

[teriyakiburns]

The veins in question:

This is what severe vitamin D deficiency does to your skin.

 

[Fapcop]

This is what severe vitamin D deficiency does to your skin.

Vitamin D deficiency? You mean, the usual effects of never getting sunshine, because you’re stuck in your bedroom doom posting all day long?!

Nah man, it’s gotta be COVID!

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

Seems like a good opportunity to repost this old image.

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Isn't the long haired weirdo at the r/inceltears meetup a sex pest of some sort?

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Seems like a good opportunity to repost this old image.

having learned nothing from the faces of atheism debacle inceltears did the exact same thing some time ago. A bunch of inceltears people posted selfies to own the incels and the results were exactly as you'd expect from reddit.

Spoiler: Incels:Owned

 

[Coolio55]

having learned nothing from the faces of atheism debacle inceltears did the exact same thing some time ago. A bunch of inceltears people posted selfies to own the incels and the results were exactly as you'd expect from reddit.

Spoiler: Incels:Owned

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I'm looking at the first one and thinking "Who's the other guy?" (Gay or "open", your choice.)

 

[InspectorJappOfficial]

Fellow Kiwis, I bring you more COVID insanity fresh off Reddit…

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The COVID “longhaulers” are also convinced that a particular new drug will fail. Why?
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“THE MEDICAL STAFF DOING THE TRIAL DOESNT WORSHIP THE MASK ENOUGH! They WILL NEVER be successful!”

A single covidiot speaks up in defense of said trial, but alas… He’s a minority.
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I can’t even understand the kind of thinking that makes one go: “If they don’t mask, it’s all useless!”

Masking seems to be an act of worship for these folks. That and of course seething.

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“RESEARCH STAFF NOT MASKING?!? HIW CAN I REPORT THEM! They need PUNISHMENT!!”

Fascinating how the "TRUST THE SCIENCE!!!" "DON'T DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!!" people are now doing "I heard a wildly anecdotal detail from a friend who was a subject of this one study about their research practices that I disagree with, so I think this study should now be completely thrown out." And their fellows reply with "Wow, I will take this 3rd hand anecdote of ambiguous import entirely at face value." Of course, they would never apply this level of scrutiny to any paper that showed they had less to fear...

But I really do feel sorry for them. They're clearly victims, hypochondriacs who were easy pickings for a massive propaganda campaign that was designed to prey on their precise fears. They weren't the ones who started it - that was the part of self-serving careerists for whom 'The Narrative' is absolute truth, even when it turns on a dime. By comparison, it is almost to these wackos' credit that, having swallowed one Official Line, they actually took them seriously enough to not just abandon them when a new Official Line came out.

 

[Fapcop]

Fascinating how the "TRUST THE SCIENCE!!!" "DON'T DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!!!" people are now doing "I heard a wildly anecdotal detail from a friend who was a subject of this one study about their research practices that I disagree with, so I think this study should now be completely thrown out." And their fellows reply with "Wow, I will take this 3rd hand anecdote of ambiguous import entirely at face value." Of course, they would never apply this level of scrutiny to any paper that showed they had less to fear...

But I really do feel sorry for them. They're clearly victims, hypochondriacs who were easy pickings for a massive propaganda campaign that was designed to prey on their precise fears. They weren't the ones who started it - that was the part of self-serving careerists for whom 'The Narrative' is absolute truth, even when it turns on a dime. By comparison, it is almost to these wackos' credit that, having swallowed one Official Line, they actually took them seriously enough to not just abandon them when a new Official Line came out.

They do seem to fall into two categories.

The super neurotic “HALP! NEED SUPPORT! Am at a doctors office and nobody is masking! Getting a panic attack!”-types, many of whom likely had some kind of “fibromyalgia” thing before.

And the cheerfully smug: “Everyone but me are just too dumb to understand THE RISK!” Types.

I’ll let you guess the genders represented in the two groups

Either way, it’s no way to live man. I’d feel sorry for many of them, if not for the fact that they often come across as determined to ensure that everyone around are as miserable as they are.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Not even r/crochet is safe from the dastardly creep of white supremacy smh

https://archive.is/DODLK

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Not even r/crochet is safe from the dastardly creep of white supremacy smh
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https://archive.is/DODLK

This is what happens when your brain is on social justice.

 

[Fapcop]

But I really do feel sorry for them. They're clearly victims, hypochondriacs who were easy pickings for a massive propaganda campaign that was designed to prey on their precise fears.

They let their fears rule, risking alienation from friends and family because of their paranoia and controlling nature.


Their mental health must also be sacrificed on the altar of the almighty mask. Worrying, over analyzing, wondering if their precautions are enough.


“I plan on blowing my Christmas budget on tests, masks and air purifiers… Is it enough?”

“No!”

Thank god most of them don’t seem to have children. The ones that do raise theirs in an atmosphere or paranoia and standing apart:

Imagine being a little kid at karate practice… And your parents buzz around in the background, measuring air supply levels, in between masking you and making you rinse your mouth and spray crap into your nose. Talk about mortifying.


And every news article reminding them that the rest of the world has moved on, is apparently a stroke waiting to happen.

 

[Abella]

Reddit users have literally no idea what incels are which is incredibly ironic because the incel movement largely started on reddit.

Nowadays I see people saying utterly innocent things like "I'm lonely" or "I wish I had a girlfriend" get dogpiled and screamed at by hordes of weirdos calling them incels and wishing violent death upon them.

Desire for intimacy/a partner is literally one of the most common things normal people who aren't insane Communists think about.

Both reddit and facebook have done everything they can to run that term into the ground as an insult when it isn’t one because actual involuntary celibate people call themselves that.

 

[Beautiful Border]

I discovered a fascinating Reddit account today, this guy. He's a 22 year old dating a pooner with a seemingly endless list of mental illnesses, and the relationship seems to be emotionally abusive for both parties. He is the definition of oversharing, making almost daily posts on relationship advice subreddits about often very personal issues. These are all from within the past couple of days:

Even many of the other users of these subreddits have become fatigued with his frequent posts and now recommend for him to stop posting. You could fall down a rabbit hole reading this guy's posts, the more I read the more I can't look away.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I discovered a fascinating Reddit account today, this guy. He's a 22 year old dating a pooner with a seemingly endless list of mental illnesses, and the relationship seems to be emotionally abusive for both parties. He is the definition of oversharing, making almost daily posts on relationship advice subreddits about often very personal issues. These are all from within the past couple of days:
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Even many of the other users of these subreddits have become fatigued with his frequent posts and now recommend for him to stop posting. You could fall down a rabbit hole reading this guy's posts, the more I read the more I can't look away.

The guy needs to buy a truck, because he's too pussy whipped to have enough testosterone to break away otherwise

 

[quaawaa]

A mod complains about people downvoting his r/ModSupport post:

https://archive.ph/sQVbh

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The subreddits this guy is a mod of:


Literal cuck porn.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And every news article reminding them that the rest of the world has moved on, is apparently a stroke waiting to happen.

I know they're cattle, but warehouse space is a thing, and cheap cloth masks will begin to rot in a cold dark warehouse. Same thing with excess vaccine doses. You kinda need to shed that. These people know Nothing of logistics

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

Pro Life Tips:

Projectors are really expensive. You can achieve IMAX levels with reddit troons that will happily accept being locked in a cage and being treated like a dog because it makes them horny!

Housing problems? Just joke about trannies and you'll be able to host an entire forward-operating base with a Metal Gear, all within their heads rent free
Nostalgic? You'll have fun seeing them repeat same jokes from 2015: "Sir this is wendys" "Moms basement" "Who aksed?" "And?" "Bruh" and seeing them get triggered by memes from 2010

You're so retarded that you have to be monitored to not drown in your own saliva and you feel bad? Reddit comes to rescue!