Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

[The Last Stand]

Fugma. It's right there in my profile, dummy.
You might know my cousin @LigmaTwatz ?

No, and I don't care.

 

[Clown College 2nd Year]

It's a little early for you to be mah newfag posting. I did my homework before I came and am familiar with WelperFelcher666 from the Fediverse

Not my first account here, as Jordanian B Peterstein would say clean your room, wash your penis bucko.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

He's free to do to himself whatever he wants. Just as long as he doesn't go tranny on us.

 

[Fugma]

Wow, just wow. For such a supposedly rebellious forum everyone sure does like to fall back on credentialism at the drop of a hat. How many updoots do I need before I can try to uplift my brother in Indigenous Christ?

@WelperHelper99
Regardless, you stand accused of being an incel using religious austerity to justify your failings as a man, a la Nick Fuentes (but slightly Whiter).
How do you plea, sir?
You may find mercy from this tribunal but only if we see a semblance of remorse and accountability for your heresy against God and man.

 

[Begemot]

Wow, just wow. For such a supposedly rebellious forum everyone sure does like to fall back on credentialism at the drop of a hat. How many updoots do I need before I can try to uplift my brother in Indigenous Christ?

@WelperHelper99
Regardless, you stand accused of being an incel using religious austerity to justify your failings as a man, a la Nick Fuentes (but slightly Whiter).
How do you plea, sir?
You may find mercy from this tribunal but only if we see a semblance of remorse and accountability for your heresy against God and man.

Fuck off, whiteboi. We will redeem welper our own way, you are obviously hella gay for them. If you try to molest them my crew will run a train on you.

 

[Fugma]

Fuck off, whiteboi. We will redeem welper our own way, you are obviously hella gay for them. If you try to molest them my crew will run a train on you.

My nigga, I top from the bottom. What you perceive as the caboose is in reality the conductor.
So go ahead and pull up, I got a bucket of Crisco on lock and I'm ready to turn this whole bitch into a slip-n-slide

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Fuck off, whiteboi. We will redeem welper our own way, you are obviously hella gay for them. If you try to molest them my crew will run a train on you.

I didn't need that mental image you retard faggot.

Anyway, too late for @WelperHelper99 . He trooned out two weeks ago and already has taken 64 AIDS riddled dicks. It's joever.

 

[Gog & Magog]

@Fugma why are you so focused on @WelperHelper99? Is he your friend or something? Does he know you from somewhere? I am confused.

 

[Lokenstien]

It's somewhat charming to see that despite all the downtime and URL changes retards are still going to retard on the Farms.

 

[Begemot]

I didn't need that mental image you retard faggot.

Anyway, too late for @WelperHelper99 . He trooned out two weeks ago and already has taken 64 AIDS riddled dicks. It's joever.

Rude! You're next!

 

[Fugma]

@Fugma why are you so focused on @WelperHelper99? Is he your friend or something? Does he know you from somewhere? I am confused.

Yes, he's an Elder in my congregation and a mutual on Poast. I could never confront him directly because of the hierarchical power he wields but his behavior clearly demonstrates a lack of personal agency, so I wish to bring him back from his abysmal testosterone level and blasphemy against our Lord

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I saw in the Visual Novels thread that he spent $10 to buy the game "Nekopara" for research or something like that.

You know what games you could get for $10 nowadays? Dishonored, Dishonored 2, Prey, Thief, and Thief 2. That's ~$10 total. For all of them. And he bought some gay catgirl hentai game instead.

Are you trying to make Nekopora seem good by listing those games?

Billie Lurk is a Black, bisexual, handicapped, middle-aged woman that starred in her own action game – and it was the most natural progression of the series possible. Billie has been a core part of Dishonored since the first game, serving as an apprentice to Daud, the assassin who killed Empress Kaldwin.

You'd literally be better off buying a game from Steam at random.

 

[Creative Username]

Are you trying to make Nekopora seem good by listing those games?

He might have posted the game because he found it fun in spite of the politisperging.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

>Complains about femboy avatar
>Has a busty pokemon furfag avatar

 

[Fugma]

>Complains about femboy avatar
>Has a busty pokemon furfag avatar

>Furfag
Only on Purity Spiral Farms.
Please, show me where the fur is on the puddle of lava? If you immediately think of beastiality when you see a lovely lady lump of liquid hot magma, I think that says more about you than I, sir

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He might have posted the game because he found it fun in spite of the politisperging.

If it wasn't a character driven story-based game maybe. Like if Mario was a tranny nigger in Mario Odyssey 2 it'd still be fun even if he screeched "trans rights!!1!" each time he jumps. You could turn down the volume and skip the cutscenes, and try to stomach his new ghoulish appearance, enjoying the tight mechanics and expert level design. Personally that would kill all the enjoyment for me but I could understand someone gritting their teeth and pushing through.

Dishonored though? Totally different story. I'm not kidding, you're better off playing a random game. I wouldn't subject myself to that shit for free, let alone waste $10 on it. If you grabbed 20 Steam games at like 50 cents each on sale, I guarantee you'd find something in that pile of trash that doesn't make you play as a disabled middle aged lesbian niggress.

 

[Lokenstien]

If it wasn't a character driven story-based game maybe. Like if Mario was a tranny nigger in Mario Odyssey 2 it'd still be fun even if he screeched "trans rights!!1!" each time he jumps. You could turn down the volume and skip the cutscenes, and try to stomach his new ghoulish appearance, enjoying the tight mechanics and expert level design. Personally that would kill all the enjoyment for me but I could understand someone gritting their teeth and pushing through.

Dishonored though? Totally different story. I'm not kidding, you're better off playing a random game. I wouldn't subject myself to that shit for free, let alone waste $10 on it. If you grabbed 20 Steam games at like 50 cents each on sale, I guarantee you'd find something in that pile of trash that doesn't make you play as a disabled middle aged lesbian niggress.

Can't you just play as a white straight man for the first two games and ignore the third because its the most boring of the series?

 

[Gravemind]

Welper's kind of gay. But he's an okay kind of gay.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Can't you just play as a white straight man for the first two games and ignore the third because its the most boring of the series?

I only played the first one (which apparently this creature is in too, just not as the main character), but sure, though I dropped it after like an hour because it's kinda boring even aside from the wokeness. I've had more "so bad it's good" fun with random trash than a lot of AAA western slop, but I digress.

 

[derpherp2]

So why is the schizoposter making socks exactly.