Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

I feel like if anyone is contacting her its Spectre because he's super gay like that.

How nice, they can keep each other company while pretending they are people that they are not, it warms my heart.

If you don’t have a family, sure, I can understand why you don’t like Christmas.

Bah, people without families or who are far enough from them not to be able to celebrate the holidays with them have made do with friends, acquaintances or even complete strangers to have a good time.

He hates Christmas because he's a fucking killjoy faggot and because he knows full well that wherever he goes (and due to being a 'family man' he will have to go to a family diner) he's not going to be able to behave like a complete pest and attention whore, he cannot ME ME ME with Kayla's family or even his own, certainly not to the level he wishes he could.

 

[AnOminous]

Yet Nick says all of this with a smug look on his face and pauses to emphasize as if he is crucifying him. This is terminal brain damage for him to think he is making Schneider look at all bad.

He's such a perverted weirdo with such a contra-morality take that he's managed to make me sympathize with both Monty and Schneider for having to deal with such an absolute cunt. Congratulations dipshit.

Nick Rekieta implies that Schneider was acting unethical because he suggested he was going to refer potential clients who came to his office to an "unexperienced [sic], unqualified attorney". Who is the "unexperienced [sic], unqualified attorney" Nick Rekieta is talking about? That would be Nick Rekieta himself.

Funny how Nick only got around to mentioning this as some kind of weird own recently. He's been harboring severe reeeeeing butthurt about this dude for some time. He's such a petty little faggot.

Also he's totally wrong about there being any ethical issue there, unless he's saying he was so blatantly incompetent that anyone who referred anyone to him while knowing how incompetent he was was making a negligent referral. That may be the case now, but suppose Schneider would have simply exercised discretion and only referred cases that were, shall we say, beneath his pay grade but even a newbie lawyer could handle.

That's literally the same ass-backwards, retarded argument people made that Vic Mignogna could sue Nick for negligent referral (never mind the sheer dumbness of assuming Vic is that vindictive when he hasn't even pursued action against Ty Beard for his actual malpractice).

I think everyone knew. I think nick even admitted to it while still couching it as "he can't touch it".

That almost implies they used something like a generation-skipping trust to make sure the fuckup kid didn't ruin shit for their grandkids.

 

[Chibitzen]

But fuck, you gotta be a real miser to pull the “Muh consooomerism” this time of the year.

He buys unnecessary shit year round, so for him to suddenly have a problem with it during a season when it's actually appropriate seems a bit odd.

Ffs, get you loved ones something nice, focus on making others happy. Watch some sappy Christmas movies if you have to put yourself in the mood.

Fuck, he lives around nature and in a climate literally made for it. We don't get snow, but I take walks around the neighborhood for several nights once everyone's lights are up. That's more than sufficient for me. For someone who often tells others to "loosen the fuck up" and "just have fun" he really sucks at this.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Does he ever actually address any of the merits (or lack thereof) or is it just about how much he hates Schneider?

From the clips I've seen on Elissa's channel, it's mostly the latter. You would think Schneider had ruined his prospects or barged into his office and acted like he ran the place instead of... offering Nick a decent headstart and taking offence at Nick's casual attitude.

Realising that the decent, devoted and hardworking Nick was always a sham is the greatest part of the show.

 

[trash cat]

Just watched the clip of him railing into Schneider. It's probably the most insane thing I've heard from him in a while.

It's no coincidence he's suddenly developed a savior complex for this random addict. He's simply projecting onto others

The clip of Rekieta sperging about Schneider is incredible.

Timestamp = 11min

https://youtu.be/THkwpLr3sMU

I don't think I've ever seen a more clear example of psychological projection in my life.

Rekieta is upset about this random drug addict from 10+ years ago because - on some unconscious level - Rekieta identifies with and understands that he is the drug addict now.

Amazing. Get your life together man.

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Rekieta speaking, from the clip...

They have a drug addiction problem Dave. They're not inhuman. They're in a bad spot.

Look some drug addicts are really shitty...

*Pours glass of whiskey*

shitty people...

*Keeps pouring*

You gotta realize, like, people who are drug addicts, they are addicted to a substance and they can't... They can't do anything...

*Licks bottle*

other than aquire that substance...

*Places whiskey bottle on floor behind him*

They don't know how to function without it.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

No show show. I guess we were flying too close to the sun.



BREAKING NEWS!



Where will you be, when December strikes again?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

No. I will not have sex with the Baldoess.


There has got to be an actually good reason Nick hates Schneider so much. Like, I get it the comment about unprofessional in shorts and probably drunk from his whiskey parties, and that he's Monty's lawyer, but Nick seethes about the man like he does talking about Eric July. Did Nick go into Schneider's office in a Dick Show t-shirt, only for Schneider (a clear Maddox superfan) to start berating him for supporting a cretin like Dax? That's one of the only things that really causes Nick to go all in on a person.
Yes I know the Lolsuit happened well after Nick and Schneider tussled but still.

Covert narcissists don't need good reasons. This is just narcissistic rage.

 

[Neetorino]

No show show. I guess we were flying too close to the sun.
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BREAKING NEWS!
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Where will you be, when December strikes again?

I suppose, to EgalitarianBitch and Demons_Wrath, you're welcome? I'm glad to know my hard work is being shared directly in the locals by such an ardent fan.
Also, does that mean she's one of Nick's longtime fans who actively checks the thread? Interesting to think about.

Edit:

Covert narcissists don't need good reasons. This is just narcissistic rage.

That's true, I hadn't thought about it from just the narcissist's tard-rage POV.

 

[JackoVerde]

I have a theory, i think nick gets off to being embarrassed. the balldo, the cucking and shit, buying male lingerie telling it to people on the internet. he's telling these guys who would rather not hear it and they say "who asked". yet instead of taking the hint, he decides to go into detail about his dick getting hurt by a zipper wearing male lingerie

No show show. I guess we were flying too close to the sun.

its getting bad when people are making spreadsheets verifying the stats, this is darksydephil level shit.

 

[Chibitzen]

its getting bad when people are making spreadsheets verifying the stats, this is darksydephil level shit.

They forgot to count the average number of drinks per hour. Admittedly, that's a full time job.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The clip of Rekieta sperging about Schneider is incredible.

It really is a textbook example of how alcoholics take their resentments and drink AT people. If you know, you know.

He’s claiming that there’s some big ethical issue with an attorney using his professional discretion to discern which cases are worth his time and which should be delegated to a much less experienced lawyer. Which is the most basic, perfectly reasonable thing in the world.

Nick’s wet brain is so advanced that he expects people to buy the idea that during his first year of practice, he deserved to be handed complex cases while the senior attorneys should have tackled the routine cases on which junior counselors cut their teeth. He also thinks it sounds sane to suggest this is an ethics violation.

He’s such an angry, resentful, bitter drunk. I’m willing to bet that more than one person will be dissuaded from going down a path of active alcoholism by watching Rekieta’s alcoholic self-destruction unfold. Like Ralph before him, his only contribution to the world is as a cautionary tale.

Remember, alcoholism is a progressive affliction. Untreated, it only gets worse. As I’ve said before, this show is just getting started. We’re going to need a lot more popcorn to get us through 2024.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

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> hate artificial Joy
> drink and COOM

Yeah, but Baby Jesus is the asshole, right buddy.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

He’s such an angry, resentful, bitter drunk. I’m willing to bet that more than one person will be dissuaded from going down a path of active alcoholism by watching Rekieta’s alcoholic self-destruction unfold. Like Ralph before him, his only contribution to the world is as a cautionary tale.

I know that I'll never try THC after watching the train-wreckieta in action. It's never been much of a temptation to me, but seeing this guy crater himself so quickly is all the cautionary tale I'll ever need to steer me on the straight and narrow.

Nick is a proper Grinch. I would have said Scrooge, but Scrooge made money...

"You're a drunk one, Mister Grinch. You really are a queer!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I know that I'll never try THC after watching the train-wreckieta in action. It's never been much of a temptation to me, but seeing this guy crater himself so quickly is all the cautionary tale I'll ever need to steer me on the straight and narrow.

Nick doesn’t consume THC on a regular basis, though, does he? His primary slave master is alcohol.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Nick doesn’t consume THC on a regular basis, though, does he? His primary slave master is alcohol.

That's true, but he really started digging around the time he started eating Delta-9 Gummies somebody sent him. I don't remember if it was a sponsorship or just some fan hooking him up. It could be entirely coincidental, but I'm never going to put that to the test.

 

[No Scope]

No show show. I guess we were flying too close to the sun.
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This is very surprising coming from EgalitarianBitch. She is ArttheClown's wife, who is the runner up to Still-Life in Locals as being a psycho himself. I've seen her in Sean's chat as a regular now where earlier on she would give pushback to those making fun of Nick. Now she makes jokes in chat like everyone else about Nick, but never would I have thought she would give KF credit and a compliment like this. Truly this is clown world we're in.

 

[stupid frog]

Nick probably hates Christmas because it’s not all about him. Worse, in his mind, is its his birthday month. He has a child with a December birthday & then Christmas, things which are for those damn kids & other people, (not to mention the religious aspect). This causes obligations & hassles which take the focus off of him. He can’t handle the misery of being Nick & having himself overshadowed by anyone or anything that isn’t completely centered around his own selfish wants.

Oh, he's the kind of person who gets mad they end up with "one gift" instead of multiple to cover both occasions, basically. Insufferable.
edit: all the ones I know who do this are women, the men never complained.

 

[AltisticRight]

I went to an Italian grocery with friends today to shop for Christmas, they asked me (I was the only one who can cook) if "Baldo rice" is a good choice.
I was about to say "fuck off" until I remembered what it was.

Where Is Baldo Rice From?​

Baldo rice originated in Italy and Turkey. Currently, both Italy and Turkey produce a few variants of Baldo rice that accommodate the requirements of Italian and Turkish cuisine.

Thanks for ruining a type of rice for me forever, Balldo, you Grinch.

 

[Space Pope]

Nick’s wet brain is so advanced that he expects people to buy the idea that during his first year of practice, he deserved to be handed complex cases while the senior attorneys should have tackled the routine cases on which junior counselors cut their teeth. He also thinks it sounds sane to suggest this is an ethics violation.

Nicki is merely demonstrating his street cred and his capacity to empathize with the African American community by engaging in the ethos commonly referred to as gibsmedat.

 

[Neetorino]

-Snip about Mandy's Dox-

So this post has the right of it, I've found her Facebook (a) account. Note that the profile name is "Amanda Carpenter" but the URL states "Amanda Karevicius".




Mandy's love for her father, i.e. having public photos of him on her Facebook profile, give the facially blind among us a few chances to compare and contrast. That's how I figured we've found the right woman for sure.

Spoiler: Dear Old Dad

Here's the reference photo:

Frank's Obituary


Facebook Example #1 (a)


Facebook Example #2 (a)


Facebook Example #3 (a)

Photos of Amanda for posterity. #1 (a) #2 (a)

She certainly looks like the woman from those photos. Just look at those legs! Definitely would fit in those cat socks, 100% Mandy is no catfish.

Edit: Obviously, this all means nothing if the person behind the account just swiped this woman's identity, so take it with a pinch of skepticism.