🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Ralph will go down in history as the first white person to contract sickle cell

It's from all that black DNA his mom adopted from every orifice over the years.

 

[fargoamadeus]

Ethan is feuding with Wingsofredemption on twitter, I have screenshotted the posts here , and will update with an archive in a few minutes.

 

[Um...]

Ethan is feuding with Wingsofredemption on twitter, I have screenshotted the posts here , and will update with an archive in a few minutes.

You mean ‘jumping up and down waving his tiny arms yelling Notice me Keem! NOTICE MEEEE!’

Just like he did during Jim’s stream. Jim ignored him too.

And btw he has a 10/10 DIME BAG GIRLFRIEND flying in for the holiday. And he’s a registered sex superstar, NOT a sex offender.

You bitches WISH you could live like Ethan Ralph.

 

[RollerGator]

Wings fucking bodied Ralph, AGAIN.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

Ralph's hollering of the day continues while he's being ratioed by Wings. This interaction was inevitable as Ralph is trying to grasp whatever relevancy he can, and the only circles left for him seem to be the lolcows

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Easy mistake to make, Jord. He's a convicted sex offender.

 

[Near]

The rare time where Wings wins an argument with little to no effort. Ralph's so under the dirt, nothing he'll say will even land.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This may be just me but it comes off that anyone who tries to deflect being called a registered sex offender by calling themselves a registered sex superstar just seems like they are bragging about the charges and conviction

THATS RIGHT! I’m not a registered sex offender! I’m a registered sex SUPERSTAR! My rap sheet and guilty charges just show how epic I am at sex

 

[Fugma]

This may be just me but it comes off that anyone who tries to deflect being called a registered sex offender by calling themselves a registered sex superstar just seems like they are bragging about the charges and conviction

THATS RIGHT! I’m not a registered sex offender! I’m a registered sex SUPERSTAR! My rap sheet and guilty charges just show how epic I am at sex

Yeah but he's still not a sex offender at all. They consented to being on camera so it's just a copyright issue that Ethan will eventually be vindicated on

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

lol buffet buster is a good one tho

 

[John Andrews Stan]

lol buffet buster is a good one tho

He’s probably been called that plenty of times.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

This may be just me but it comes off that anyone who tries to deflect being called a registered sex offender by calling themselves a registered sex superstar just seems like they are bragging about the charges and conviction

THATS RIGHT! I’m not a registered sex offender! I’m a registered sex SUPERSTAR! My rap sheet and guilty charges just show how epic I am at sex

EOR is a convicted sex offender. He doesn’t have to register until/unless he does this two more times.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I think it's important that everyone remembers exactly how Ethan Ralph became a convicted sex offender.

Faith had ran off to Washington DC to meet up with Mr. Vickers and had a meltdown and ended up in the psych ward. While she was there her meth head ex boyfriend did a livestream and showed DMs where she said that Ralph's breath smelled like used tampons. He then said that Ralph definitely was not having sex with Faith because he's a gross retard.

Not to be outdone by some meth addict and a recent high school graduate in a mental ward, Ralph in his drunken glory posted his disgusting gunted revenge porn in meth head's chat. Meth head was heart broken and for a short time Ralph reveled in his victory. I remember specifically that some gunt guard congratulated him on twitter, a tweet that Ralph liked.

Later after Ralph sobered up and realized that he might have violated his probation he had Faith make an Isis style video where she explained that he was definitely hacked and that she consented to the filming (but failing to mention that she was fine with the video being leaked to the internet so Kraut would vomit upon seeing it).

Later when Faith finally realized that maybe Ralph was actually an evil pig monster she pressed charges and Ralph got another year of probation, which is technically a conviction of a sex offense.

In conclusion, Ralph didn't drop revenge porn because he's a cool porn star chad. He dropped it because he's a thin skinned bitch that got pressed by two mentally deficient teenagers.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

"Gimme 400 hundred dollas and I'll show ya ma new mexican Señorita."
How pathetic, he's at the 150$ vest stream level, DSP style.
I love how uncomfortable she looks in the second image even though it's censored.

T-A

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

So which brave Farmer will be searching regional escort sites to find the identity of the woman?

 

[Near]

"Gimme 400 hundred dollas and I'll show ya ma new mexican Señorita."
How pathetic, he's at the 150$ vest stream level, DSP style.
I love how uncomfortable she looks in the second image even though it's censored.
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T-A

Ah won so hard, a-lawgs, I fooled another woman into cleaning up piss bottles! N-no she's not an escort!

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph, why do you need an escort's permission to livestream?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

How pathetic

I thoroughly enjoy seeing this POS ruin his life and alienate everyone from his orbit. Yet even I find this hard to watch.

He thinks this is a flex.

He thinks this makes people envy him.

Proof positive that, as they say in AA, alcoholics don’t need a drop of booze in them to think and act like a drunk.

 

[JesusBuiltMyHotrod]

Ralph's hollering of the day continues while he's being ratioed by Wings. This interaction was inevitable as Ralph is trying to grasp whatever relevancy he can, and the only circles left for him seem to be the lolcows

Fucking hell, Ralph's banter is so fucking weak. For someone earning less than minimum wage to talk for a living, he really needs to get better at banter.

 

[Garth]

Fucking hell, Ralph's banter is so fucking weak. For someone earning less than minimum wage to talk for a living, he really needs to get better at banter.

Ralph is a bitch. Bitches are incapable of banter.