Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[4stardaysbahbe]

Hating christmass really isn't that unusual @FedPostalService it's the day of the year that sees more suicides than any other. We may well have started celebrating the winter's solstice with feasts and family because of how depressive it would otherwise be.

But for lonely people it's not a great day and despite his apparent sociabikity and family, current rekieta strikes me as a more and more lonely guy.

God imagine being lonely during Christmas when you have a (supposedly) loving wife, 5 children (who supposedly love you), parents (who supposedly love and care for you) and parents-in-law (who supposedly like you)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

it's the day of the year that sees more suicides than any other

That’s a myth. It’s cruel to get our hopes up about Nick possibly putting us out of his misery next week.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I just saw Matt Walsh describe Nick Rekeita as a “legal analyst”. Words cannot describe this cow crossover.

(I already posted about it in the Walsh thread).

 

[A Very Big Fish]

He’s trotting out the usual tired drivel from materialistic hedonists around Christmas time. Of course if you have no spirituality, the only part left of Christmas for you to connect with is the capitalistic overdrive of it all. For at least the last 180 years, since Dickens put it to paper, there have been money obsessed misers cursing Christmas and missing the point of finding joy and warmth and generosity towards your fellow man in the coldest darkest time of the year. Nick isn’t a Christian, so he isn’t going to have any joy or anticipation at the coming of God to earth. But since he has kids he might find a little joy in the magic of Christmas through his children’s eyes. But no. It’s his birthday month, and he’s bitter that everyone else is getting presents and buying shit when that’s usually his wheelhouse. Bah! Humbug! Every idiot who goes about with "Merry Christmas" on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart!

“I am sorry for him; I couldn't be angry with him if I tried. Who suffers by his ill whims? Himself always."
- Scrooge's nephew Fred, A Christmas Carol

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You know what? Balldoman is right. I can't imagine what it would be like to be him. A miserable, drug-addicted, wet-and-smooth brained degenerate exhibitionist, who hasn't had to work for anything in his life, yet somehow has failed upward, but that's not enough, so he shits on those he should love most.

Imagine.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Did anyone clip the bit where he’s talking about addiction and licks the fucking bottle. I know it wasn’t intentional because Nick is far to wetbrained and comedically retarded to actually time that as a joke, but the timing was perfect.

If someone isolated the addict talk and the lick to its own segment then give it to @Null for the Rekieta segment. That 30 seconds is truly amazing.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Decided to peruse his locals and I stumble across this. The fuck.
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Imagine dropping five figures to buy your wife bolt-on turbotits just for her to turn around and put them on twitch for thirteen year old unwashed autistic “gamers” to drool over.

Mr. Sally, you cucked yourself to kids who can’t even screw up the courage to talk to a girl their own age in real life

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I dunno. She looks perfectly sane, tbh.

I'd be drinking as much as rekeita if I had to put up with that nattering all day was she always like this or is that new?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

That's true, but he really started digging around the time he started eating Delta-9 Gummies somebody sent him. I don't remember if it was a sponsorship or just some fan hooking him up. It could be entirely coincidental, but I'm never going to put that to the test.

If I remember right he started taking the Delta-9 Gummies because the Republicans in Minnesota accidentally legalized it. The stupidest of stupid reasons.

I like that theory that some weird troon decided to adopt Mandy's name and cosplay as her online. It wasn't a catfish but a femboy probably didn't realize how obnoxious nerds would be about hitting on them and demanding nudes so they look around the web for the right "body" for herself and continues with the lie for years on end. As we saw, it clearly works. enough degens too cumfilled to question shit and this leads to Mandy being given the most special of treatments. Nick probably is the first to ruin his marriage over her though

MANdy is halfway to becoming a virtual Buffalo Bill, wearing this woman's life like a skin suit.

 

[Sewer Rat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T60fJres0M4

Eric July just posted a video saying they won the whole Church lawsuit thing, Rekieta and his pedo gang are going to explode

 

[sum ting wong]

Did anyone clip the bit where he’s talking about addiction and licks the fucking bottle. I know it wasn’t intentional because Nick is far to wetbrained and comedically retarded to actually time that as a joke, but the timing was perfect.

If someone isolated the addict talk and the lick to its own segment then give it to @Null for the Rekieta segment. That 30 seconds is truly amazing.

I was thinking the same thing, this is the funniest thing he's done in over a year and it was completely unintentional, @Null :

Link the full unhinged video

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Delta-9 Gummies

I could see how this could be a gateway. While I personally avoid THC related things these days and I do think they have a legitimate medical use (with doctor supervision) and I still do think THC is much less destructive than alcohol, I had a period of time when I was first making decent money and had a lot of free time after work where I was frequently buying these delta 8 thc gummies online and frankly they were a gateway to worse habits, not so much a gateway to harder drugs but that when I was all greened out on these gummies I never wanted to do much other than the bare minimum at work, I'd be frequently sleeping in and waking up last minute, I would want to do nothing but laze around with vidya and I frankly found it hard to stop myself. As long as I had supply I kept going, could be in part that I do have an addictive personality

Haven't touched that stuff in a long while thankfully but just from my personal experience I could see how the edibles/gummies/whatever could have kickstarted worse behavior.

I will say I have tried both delta 8 and delta 9 gummies in the past, the delta 9 always made me feel like my heart was going to explode or something it was never a pleasant experience compared to delta 8.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

If I remember right he started taking the Delta-9 Gummies because the Republicans in Minnesota accidentally legalized it. The stupidest of stupid reasons.

Yes. He talked a couple times about how the Republicans in the legislature were so dumb about weed they accidentally made it legal. So he bought them and took them in a totally ironic way. Even though he had said before that he didn't like how THC made him feel.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I was thinking the same thing, this is the funniest thing he's done in over a year and it was completely unintentional, @Null :

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Link the full unhinged video

You did it

https://twitter.com/XJosh/status/1737879435859161151

 

[Spaded Dave]

You did it

https://twitter.com/XJosh/status/1737879435859161151

Looking through his streams from about a year and a half ago to verify his "I've always licked the bottle" line, two things stick out.

1 - It was significantly harder to find enough video of him pouring alcohol to establish a pattern. It occurred at a much lower frequency.

2 - He did have a habit of doing this weird suck thing on the neck about half the time, but he wasn't straight up licking the shaft to savor every drop. If he defended his behavior a year and a half ago about the "drip" problem it might have flown by. But his approach to the "drip" problem has definitely changed in a visceral way.

 

[AnOminous]

He buys unnecessary shit year round, so for him to suddenly have a problem with it during a season when it's actually appropriate seems a bit odd.

That's for him, the only person he loves. Having to spend money on people he hates (like anyone else including his own kids) is "artificial joy" because he personally doesn't experience it, and why would he give a fuck about dumb shit like his offspring who he deliberately brought into the world?

He's a sociopathic piece of shit, since that's what an adult with ODD is. A sociopath.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T60fJres0M4

Eric July just posted a video saying they won the whole Church lawsuit thing, Rekieta and his pedo gang are going to explode

And the curse is once again made manifest.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick now gets trashed seemingly all the time seemingly to own the haters who are criticizing his drinking, including increasingly theatrical bottle licking.

The thing I find amazing is he actually for some reason thinks licking a bottle like it's the cock of one of his black bulls is somehow owning anyone. Go ahead. Do that every minute you faggot cuck. It's just proving our point.

 

[Captain Manning]

Who did CGoody allegedly meet up with? This woman I've found seems to be happily married, and likely knows nothing about having her identity used by some weirdo looking for male attention online. Unless CGoody lied about meeting her, or never said it at all since to be fair we could have hallucinated that event, then he met with... a random woman? The alternative is that Mandy cheated on her husband with Corey of all people.

Again, the most plausible explanation is that the story is total bullshit. Also, I agree with @Balldo's Gate that MANdy may have stole this woman's identity. Which is rather disconcerting.

CGoody is the closest thing to Nick has to a Gator right now. Because of his full embrace of drugs and debauchery, he's a shoe-in for the role. Gator used to have a story about a red headed Puerto Rican girl that was roundly mocked. I think this is kinda the same thing.

Incidentally, Spectre has/had implausible stories about a girlfriend too. She's widely believed to not exist.

What I'm driving at is this seems to be a thing the "Gator types" do. Attach to an e-celebrity. Play the badass. Try to become an e-celebrity yourself.

Anyways, I think what happened here is that CGoody saw those lewd pictures (who are not of MANdy), they flirted, and then we got the story about them meeting up IRL and banging so he could receive clout for banging the hot chick. Except I think the last part didn't actually happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T60fJres0M4

Eric July just posted a video saying they won the whole Church lawsuit thing, Rekieta and his pedo gang are going to explode

If this is true, Masterson will go the most ballistic.

I was thinking the same thing, this is the funniest thing he's done in over a year and it was completely unintentional, @Null :

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Link the full unhinged video

Does anybody else think there's no way in hell he isn't self-aware at this point?

I think he knows, but he just doesn't give a shit. He thinks it's funny.

 

[AnOminous]

God imagine being lonely during Christmas when you have a (supposedly) loving wife, 5 children (who supposedly love you), parents (who supposedly love and care for you) and parents-in-law (who supposedly like you)

But he hates them so he doesn't care about that. The only man he loves and worships is his master Juju the Cow.