Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
Looking through his streams from about a year and a half ago to verify his "I've always licked the bottle" line, two things stick out.

1 - It was significantly harder to find enough video of him pouring alcohol to establish a pattern. It occurred at a much lower frequency.

2 - He did have a habit of doing this weird suck thing on the neck about half the time, but he wasn't straight up licking the shaft to savor every drop. If he defended his behavior a year and a half ago about the "drip" problem it might have flown by. But his approach to the "drip" problem has definitely changed in a visceral way.
It's a ritual at this point. Pour glass, lick bottle, adjust balldo.

I doubt Nick even tastes the liquor anymore. Not that he had discerning taste beyond "it's expensive so it must be good" in the first place.
 
Here's the month-by-month breakdown:
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Man what happened in May of 2022? After that he just gave up. Tried to come back in October before going Balldo mode. We might get a high of 15 streams at the start of next year
 
This is very surprising coming from EgalitarianBitch. She is ArttheClown's wife, who is the runner up to Still-Life in Locals as being a psycho himself. I've seen her in Sean's chat as a regular now where earlier on she would give pushback to those making fun of Nick. Now she makes jokes in chat like everyone else about Nick, but never would I have thought she would give KF credit and a compliment like this. Truly this is clown world we're in.

It's the parasocial relationship at work. When she was a Rekeita fan, Rekeita thought Kiwifarms was bad so the sheep with the shit stained underwear would bleat about how Kiwifarms baaaa-d.

Now that Rekieta has insulted their initelligence once too often, they've abandoned HIS locals and signed up for Sean's. Sean, of course, is a Kiwifarms enjoyer and subscriber, and so to ingratiate herself with her new parasocial paramour, she'll go on about how wonderful Kiwifarms is. Best thing since sliced bread, and when did you ever hear me say anything different?

Anyways, I think what happened here is that CGoody saw those lewd pictures (who are not of MANdy), they flirted, and then we got the story about them meeting up IRL and banging so he could receive clout for banging the hot chick. Except I think the last part didn't actually happen.

Wasn't there some Man-D vs Cynthia rivalry, where they were both doing some online chatting with CGoody and both developing romantic feelings? Didn't CGoody dump Cynthia for Man-D?

Did I just imagine all that?
 
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Anyways, I think what happened here is that CGoody saw those lewd pictures (who are not of MANdy), they flirted, and then we got the story about them meeting up IRL and banging so he could receive clout for banging the hot chick. Except I think the last part didn't actually happen.
He definitely met up with no one.

But that begs the question of what exactly is occurring here.

It is a known tactic of catfish to introduce multiple online personalities who all allegedly have met or know each other in person to help sell the scheme to his/her target.

If they aren't the same person, then how exactly do you arrange this conspiracy? "Hey let's tell everyone we've met IRL and we're both totally who we say we are"? Because this would require both parties to consent.

Imagine what would happen if you went into one of these spaces and just unilaterally announced that you had met one of the more actively involved females, even one who is just independently running a catfish account.
 
Nick got the die-hard fans he deserves: fellow drunks, degenerates and delusional catfish.

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Dax the degenerate sent Riley to piss on Eric’s family member’s grave and admittedly is trying to destroy his livelihood, but he’s HIGHLY OFFENDED that Eric called some strangers fake Christians :story:
 
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I also think the story of him hooking up with MANdy is bullshit meant to make him sound like some epic pussy slayer, and it never happened.
I've always assumed it was bullshit
He definitely met up with no one.
Assuming his hookup with MANdy isn’t complete bullshit, I bet the “hookup” amounted to Rekieta jerking off in a cybersex session while MANdy posted grainy images of some reddit camwhore.

Actually who am I kidding, I bet MANdy wasn’t even directly involved and the “hookup” was just Rekieta gooning to their pictures.
 
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Nick got the die-hard fans he deserves: fellow drunks, degenerates and delusional catfish.

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Dax the degenerate sent Riley to piss on Eric’s family member’s grave and admittedly is trying to destroy his livelihood, but he’s HIGHLY OFFENDED that Eric called some strangers fake Christians :story:
He also didn't that? In the two minute video he said they had a great mission and Christians can come together to resolve issues amicably. Fag is just lying and assuming people won't watch the video which given the dent heads that follow him and Rackets, he's probably right.

Maybe he was referring to some other time but I think he's just being a shithead.
 
Nick got the die-hard fans he deserves: fellow drunks, degenerates and delusional catfish.

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Dax the degenerate sent Riley to piss on Eric’s family member’s grave and admittedly is trying to destroy his livelihood, but he’s HIGHLY OFFENDED that Eric called some strangers fake Christians :story:

He also didn't that? In the two minute video he said they had a great mission and Christians can come together to resolve issues amicably. Fag is just lying and assuming people won't watch the video which given the dent heads that follow him and Rackets, he's probably right.

Maybe he was referring to some other time but I think he's just being a shithead.
Not only did he not call them fake Christians by any stretch, July specifically said he (July) and the leader of the church came to this understanding as Christian men.

Moreover, there was no apology and certainly not a COURT ordered apology because the agreement was reached OUTSIDE OF COURT.

God Dick is such a colossal faggot.
 
I just watched clip from the kino casino on elissa clips nicks conversation with matt and rat . Jesus that was completely fucked he completely railroads the conversation into degeneracy. He couldn't take a hint to stop with degeneracy stories even though matt and rat by the end were outright mocking him.Shit was grim and his brain is totally melted by alcohol.
 
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I love everyone ITT & hope you all make a million dollars. The archiving is slipping hard in here, harder than Balldo’s tears in rain, harder than his career down the shower drain. Not singling anyone out, here’s a handy read for whoever isn’t familiar with basic forum archival practices:
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Dax the degenerate sent Riley to piss on Eric’s family member’s grave and admittedly is trying to destroy his livelihood, but he’s HIGHLY OFFENDED that Eric called some strangers fake Christians :story:


 
If they aren't the same person, then how exactly do you arrange this conspiracy? "Hey let's tell everyone we've met IRL and we're both totally who we say we are"? Because this would require both parties to consent.
Admittedly, that is pretty curious, yes.

The only thing I can think of is they colluded because it makes him look cool, and "her" look credible. They both get something out of it.

Maybe @Balldo's Gate has a theory. He's seems pretty convinced MANdy isn't CGoody, and has been pretty spot on thus far.

I love everyone ITT & hope you all make a million dollars.
Hey now! We know what those words really mean!

Fuck you too, buddy! :story:
 
basic forum archival practices
Archive sites haven’t worked on mobile for months, at least for me. The actual mods do a good job of jannying, though.

Will Nick be able to stream tonight after this amicable settlement? If he streams, will he be able to discuss the case or will the coping and seething be too painful? Not sure even he has enough whiskey on hand to dull this pain.
 
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Man what happened in May of 2022? After that he just gave up. Tried to come back in October before going Balldo mode. We might get a high of 15 streams at the start of next year
Long story short is Nick scaled back after Depp ended, trying to spend time with his family after being in the dungeon for a month and a half from what I remember. Then he got banned mid July just before Anime Matsuri, got unbanned while at Hedonism II, and gets back home mid-August. After that his nosedive started and hasn't slowed down at all ever since.

The only thing I can think of is they colluded because it makes him look cool, and "her" look credible. They both get something out of it.
This is really the bit about it that's stuck in my craw. Why say he slept with her if he didn't since Mandy could easily say it never happened. I'm almost certain that the Mandy in Nick's chat is a stolen name from the woman that was found, I just need to be back home to look in Heimdall's locals logs to help my case. They're too long for my phone to be willing to search them otherwise I'd do it now. Anyways, I've got three theories on what happened:

1: CGoody did in fact meet the catfish and fuck them, and the only lie is Mandy's real identity. CGoody is a moron left in the dark and "Mandy" gets away with it while maintaining the ruse. This is my Occam's Razor theory, and may be the real story. Edit: although this is unlikely because it requires Cgoody to get laid, which seems unlikely for a Reddit mod Youtube/Locals mod.

2: CGoody lied, maybe because he knows Mandy is a catfish or whatever, and is using it for clout. Mandy isn't refuting because CGoody could out her as a catfish, so they're essentially stuck with eachother's secret to ensure silence. This one requires CGoody to be more intelligent than he's shown to date, but flukes happen, maybe he reverse searched the stockings picture when it happened and called her out privately, things take off from there.

3: They're the same person. This is the least likely one, with no way to prove it with everything we have on hand at this point. But I'm keeping it listed just in case something turns up so it isn't a lost theory.

I'm sure there's other possible explinations but that's where I'm at with these losers. It's just such a loose thread that I can't help but autistically tugging at it until the whole thing unravels.
 
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2: CGoody lied, maybe because he knows Mandy is a catfish or whatever, and is using it for clout.
Or CGood was catfished himself and she now has something she can use to manipulate him. If they are who I suspect they might be, it wouldn't be the first of Nick's mod's they've attempted this with. People send dick pics pretty quickly these days.
 
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