Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Cog asking Dan to do the heavy lifting again to “own” Ralph. Many such cases.View attachment 5575938

This is so pathetic.
"My friend can do all of these things that I'm too much of a muscle atrophied loser to do, therefore I'm living through him and totally owning you"

 

[Axiom.]

This is so pathetic.
"My friend can do all of these things that I'm too much of a muscle atrophied loser to do, therefore I'm living through him and totally owning you"

Cog unironically sucks Dan off, no wonder he wants to rent from him. It's shit like this that people make fun of Cog for being Dan's backwife

 

[PauperVita]

Cog went on another lengthy X/Twitter sperg-a-thon. Cog seethes about online anonymity, threatens to dox anons, demands anons dox themselves so Dan can teach them a lesson, and seemingly confirms the dox posted in this thread. He now claims Dan is moving out of his own house. I need to learn how to archive but his autism is never ending and I can’t take my eyes off of it.

Dox confirmed?

Cog confirms he sent illegally obtained nudes to someone. Previously he has confirmed there was a dick pic and that he wanted the guy’s wife and children to view them. He also called his girlfriend’s place of employment in order to get her fired

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

"I will destroy any anonymous person on the Internet through my best friend with my slightly below average British body."

 

[PauperVita]

"I will destroy any anonymous person on the Internet through my best friend with my slightly below average British body."

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The Step Cog is unstoppable

Just saw that CogLifeHacks dropped a new episode. I do not run this account nor am I in contact with this person, but pardon me while I unapologetically shill them. There’s a short supply of Jobless Jonny content, but this account more than makes up for it.

 

[Elmo]

"I will destroy any anonymous person on the Internet through my best friend with my slightly below average British body."

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He's put on more weight since this picture was taken.

 

[fuck whales]

Hes been having a total mental breakdown on twitter for the entire day, its been great

 

[PauperVita]

Cog has changed his X/Twitter handle to @ROBO_COG presumably to give him a brief respite from being constantly shit on by internet trolls.


Also…

 

[PauperVita]

He's put on more weight since this picture was taken.

 

[Elmo]

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He will explain that the reason for this is because his wife feeds him well so WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE, A-LOG?

 

[fuck whales]

Cog experts, Are all his streams just pure rage at people being mean to him on twitter like the one hes doing right now?

 

[PauperVita]

Cog experts, Are all his streams just pure rage at people being mean to him on twitter like the one hes doing right now?

When he is being fucked with they’re fairly common such as yesterday and today; however nothing compares to the rage stream he did a couple of months ago. The first 4 hours are non stop autism and rage.

STREAM OF THE YEAR

 

[fuck whales]

When he is being fucked with they’re fairly common such as yesterday and today; however nothing compares to the rage stream he did a couple of months ago. The first 4 hours are non stop autism and rage.

STREAM OF THE YEAR

""the first 4 hours"

lol

 

[PauperVita]

""the first 4 hours"

lol

but seriously it is really good.

 

[fuck whales]

but seriously it is really good.

it starts off strong whining about being an honest cog straight out of the gate lol

 

[Geekthulhu]

Cog experts, Are all his streams just pure rage at people being mean to him on twitter like the one hes doing right now?

Like @PauperVita said. Cog is super thin skinned. He is a raw nerve that will respond to ANYONE if he feels that it isn't in the slightest bit complementary to him. I had him raging all day on Twitter all because I responded to Fembot posting a link to his show. I just said, "Why would I watch such boring content?". That is all and this nigga spent the entire day responding and quote tweeting. "MATE I'M MARRIED!!! MATE I HAVE A MORTGAGE!!!! MATE I HAVE A BUSINESS!!!! WHOT DO YOU HAVE MAAAAATE?!?!?!
While I was laughing doing some Christmas shopping and having lunch at The Cheesecake Factory.

I have dealt with this faggot since 2017 and he is just a fucking burnout retard whose family fucking detests his entire existence. Literally his family don't invite him to family gatherings. I know this because he was having a boo hoo in one of our (Can't remember if it was mine or Tonka's) Discords one night. Upset that his family didn't tell him about a get-together event.

Imma steal a page from the DefCog 4 SOP. IMAGINE you are so hated by your family that you have a brother that openly calls you a pedophile on the internet... True or not, if you have a family member that makes something like that up. They must ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESPISE you and they aren't worried about parents getting in their shit about calling their relative that shit. If I had a sibling lie about me being a pedo. They would annihilate them.

EDIT: Forgot to add. Not sure if anyone knows this, but Cog is a foster kid. Not sure if he was adopted by these people, but he had something like 10 or 11 other brothers and sisters through the foster system. So it isn't hard to imagine his compulsion of wanting a family and wife and kids. Something he never really had.

 

[PauperVita]

it starts off strong whining about being an honest cog straight out of the gate lol

Just wait. You can always tell Cog is about to blow when he starts doomer ranting about anything and everything. He is a very depressed person as evidenced by his hilariously awful rap music. Right around the time he is about to blow he will come up with an excuse to take a break to reset himself. During these he breaks his habit of responding to literally anything, but if he is fucked with hard enough it will suck him back in and he will absolutely fucking lose it as you can see in that stream. Enjoy, it’s an all time classic.

 

[PauperVita]

Like @PauperVita said. Cog is super thin skinned. He is a raw nerve that will respond to ANYONE if he feels that it isn't in the slightest bit complementary to him. I had him raging all day on Twitter all because I responded to Fembot posting a link to his show. I just said, "Why would I watch such boring content?". That is all and this nigga spent the entire day responding and quote tweeting. "MATE I'M MARRIED!!! MATE I HAVE A MORTGAGE!!!! MATE I HAVE A BUSINESS!!!! WHOT DO YOU HAVE MAAAAATE?!?!?!
While I was laughing doing some Christmas shopping and having lunch at The Cheesecake Factory.

I have dealt with this faggot since 2017 and he is just a fucking burnout retard whose family fucking detests his entire existence. Literally his family don't invite him to family gatherings. I know this because he was having a boo hoo in one of our (Can't remember if it was mine or Tonka's) Discords one night. Upset that his family didn't tell him about a get-together event.

Imma steal a page from the DefCog 4 SOP. IMAGINE you are so hated by your family that you have a brother that openly calls you a pedophile on the internet... True or not, if you have a family member that makes something like that up. They must ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESPISE you and they aren't worried about parents getting in their shit about calling their relative that shit. If I had a sibling lie about me being a pedo. They would annihilate them.

EDIT: Forgot to add. Not sure if anyone knows this, but Cog is a foster kid. Not sure if he was adopted by these people, but he had something like 10 or 11 other brothers and sisters through the foster system. So it isn't hard to imagine his compulsion of wanting a family and wife and kids. Something he never really had.

 

[CECA Loather]

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Oh Cog, why do you want to bring up that you might be adopted and that your adopted family hates you to attention, never mind that you insist they are fantasies?

 

[Bryan Dunn]

Cog asking Dan to do the heavy lifting again to “own” Ralph. Many such cases.View attachment 5575938

Im convinced Dan is the Bull fucking Cawg’s wife in the relationship. Never seen a 6 foot man cower so much behind another man’s achievements and accomplishments as much as Cawg does for Dan.

Dan fucks Cogs wife and he sits in a chair watching