Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

[Lake]

Even if this were relevant (it's not), it ceases to be an animal once it's made out of liquid hot magma. Would you call me a weird pervert for engaging in carnal relations with an ice sculpture of, say, a penguin? It's not made out of penguin, it's made out of ice.
Check m8, retard

Your gimmick sucks.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I WILL fuck the lava slug

Dude wtf are you doing you cannot save Welpie if you're just as degenerate

 

[Fugma]

Pokemins are slaves so obviously they are not equal to man.

They're fully sentient and should be released from their slavery.

One thing is certain fucking a pokemin is not fucking a human woman so how can this sock criticize @WelperHelper99 no matter how much he deserves it

He's also into this stuff. You should see what he posts on Poast.

@Lake "Your gimmick sucks"
There's no gimmick. Someone wanted to focus on my avatar and I'm explaining myself. I'm here to save my friend's future and talk about lolcows.
I'll gladly stop talking about Pokemon once everyone stops trying to act like they're not bricked up over my avatar.

 

[draggs]

They're fully sentient and should be released from their slavery.

He's also into this stuff. You should see what he posts on Poast.

By Allah you will show respect to the holes of lava animals or I will beat you with my shoe

And you will not lure others into sin by telling them to go to poast you infidel

 

[WelperHelper99]

You should see what he posts on Poast.

What is my poast account? Because I don't have one you nigger

 

[Fugma]

And you will not lure others into sin by telling them to go to poast you infidel

Is burning the only solution for Poastniggers?

@WelperHelper99
I'm not here to put you on blast for your activity off-site, I just want to get you help for your inceldom, simpering attitude and delusions. Once everyone is done dogpiling me for something I didn't choose to drool over, I imagine we'll get down to business and explain to you what the issues are and how you can improve.
Don't think of this as an admonishment but as a critique. Constructive criticism will do you a world of good.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I'm not here to put you on blast for your activity off-site

Yes you are

Once everyone is done dogpiling me for something I didn't choose to drool over

You're supposed to control yourself and use that brain to inhibit your deviant tendencies.

we'll get down to business and explain to you what the issues are and how you can improve

OK then let's get a proper 5 years plan down on paper stop teasing and start sharing

 

[WelperHelper99]

Is burning the only solution for Poastniggers?

@WelperHelper99
I'm not here to put you on blast for your activity off-site, I just want to get you help for your inceldom, simpering attitude and delusions. Once everyone is done dogpiling me for something I didn't choose to drool over, I imagine we'll get down to business and explain to you what the issues are and how you can improve.
Don't think of this as an admonishment but as a critique. Constructive criticism will do you a world of good.

Nigger what?

OK then let's get a proper 5 years plan down on paper stop teasing and start sharing

We AGREE, because I would like to know who he's talking about

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is getting homosexual

 

[Fugma]

You're supposed to control yourself and use that brain to inhibit your deviant tendencies

I've never fucked a lava slug.

OK then let's get a proper 5 years plan down on paper

Well first he needs to start eating better and generally work on his body. Then it's just a matter of helping him find a woman.

We AGREE, because I would like to know who he's talking about

Exposing you would expose myself since I haven't been too tight with op-sec on Fedi. They'd just have to look at who's reacted to what and they'd probably have everything figured out in an hour.
Anyway, what's going on with your lack of desire to find a woman? We need to figure out the root of your issues, then we can go from there

 

[WelperHelper99]

I've never fucked a lava slug.

Well first he needs to start eating better and generally work on his body. Then it's just a matter of helping him find a woman.

Exposing you would expose myself since I haven't been too tight with op-sec on Fedi. They'd just have to look at who's reacted to what and they'd probably have everything figured out in an hour.
Anyway, what's going on with your lack of desire to find a woman? We need to figure out the root of your issues, then we can go from there

Bitch, whorecunt, first, I'm not on the fediverse. Second, I am WelperHelper99 of the Kiwifarms, which is the ONLY place this account has ever been. If you're trying to psy op me in giving up my info like some Nigerian scam artist, piss off

 

[Fugma]

If you're trying to psy op me in giving up my info like some Nigerian scam artist, piss off

>Mah psy-ops
Not helping your case that you're not over there but it's fine. No, I'm not trying to do anything but help you stop being a gay online and start being a straight IRL.
So, what's the problem with getting a wife?

 

[Asian tech support]

This shit is even dumber than that fish eyed schizo sandnigger gayoping the blackrabbit fake cybersecurity guy last week.
@Fugma, are you:
1) @WelperHelper99 gayoping himself
2) @AgendaPoster trolling all of us
3) someone angy over the mormon thread
4) @WelperHelper99's Mormon pastor

 

[WelperHelper99]

>Mah psy-ops
Not helping your case that you're not over there but it's fine. No, I'm not trying to do anything but help you stop being a gay online and start being a straight IRL.
So, what's the problem with getting a wife?

Are you coming on to me?

 

[Creative Username]

>Mah psy-ops
Not helping your case that you're not over there but it's fine. No, I'm not trying to do anything but help you stop being a gay online and start being a straight IRL.
So, what's the problem with getting a wife?

Nice stones you're throwing from your glass house.

 

[Fugma]

This shit is even dumber than that fish eyed schizo sandnigger gayoping the blackrabbit fake cybersecurity guy last week.
@Fugma, are you:
1) @WelperHelper99 gayoping himself
2) @AgendaPoster trolling all of us
3) someone angy over the mormon thread
4) @WelperHelper99's Mormon pastor

5) His Brother in Injun Christ
Don't worry about it, alright? I'm here to help him so let's not get hung up on the details.

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Are you coming on to me?

This is literally the shit I mean, bro.
The tee-heeing and ass grabbing isn't funny now that we're older.
I'll bow out of the thread of necessary, I honestly should have picked a less shitposty outfit to this intervention. But you need help

 

[WelperHelper99]

This shit is even dumber than that fish eyed schizo sandnigger gayoping the blackrabbit fake cybersecurity guy last week.
@Fugma, are you:
1) @WelperHelper99 gayoping himself
2) @AgendaPoster trolling all of us
3) someone angy over the mormon thread
4) @WelperHelper99's Mormon pastor

I wish i was gayoping myself. I'm actually getting sexually harassed lol, I did NOT have that on the 2023 bingo card

This is literally the shit I mean, bro.
The tee-heeing and ass grabbing isn't funny now that we're older.
I'll bow out of the thread of necessary, I honestly should have picked a less shitposty outfit to this intervention. But you need help

I really don't know who you are.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

There's no gimmick. Someone wanted to focus on my avatar and I'm explaining myself.

And I thought summerfags were dumb motherfuckers.

Lurk moar and you'll find that there's a lot of silly degenerate avatars on the Farms, but only those who have something to hide actively go out of their way to defend their bizarre degenerate avatars. Dammit, I'm starting to regret changing my avatar now, one of my past avatars brought out some real funny reactions.

Spoiler: absolutely SKREEONKING haram

 

[Lake]

There's no gimmick.

Are you sure? The alternative is that you're astonishingly retarded and have a supernatural lack of self-awareness.

 

[Fugma]

I wish i was gayoping myself. I'm actually getting sexually harassed lol, I did NOT have that on the 2023 bingo card

"I'm being almost raped"
You genuinely don't understand how feminine you act sometimes, huh? I'm having a chuckle with my stupid UN/avi but I'm not jerkin your pickle here, bro.
Why do you think you have all the time in the world to log off and get to fulfilling your obligations as a man by finding a wife and having children?

And I thought summerfags were dumb motherfuckers.

Lurk moar and you'll find that there's a lot of silly degenerate avatars on the Farms,

Trying to bring that 4chan muh oldfags shit over here is mad pathetic.
"I've been sitting around being a gay on a gossip forum longer than you, so it's actually you who's the idiot".
It's weirdos like you who are probably reinforcing my friend's misconception that it'll be fine to wait until he's 40 to have kids. Misery loves company and you just want to see him waste his genes producing even spergier children.