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Black Yoshi said:
Chris and Flutter were spotted at the airport
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Based on the sign he's at Richmond International Airport. Which is not exactly close to Big Island or Lynchburg (for reference, the Lynchburg Regional Airport is roughly the size of a shoebox and mostly offers flights to other cities in the Southeast). I wonder where Flutter was headed that she had to fly in/out of Richmond.
Also, lol at Chris's outfit and the staggering height disparity between him and Flutter. He looks like a cross-dressing dad taking his 5th grader to school.
 
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Crass_and_Champ said:
Based on the sign he's at Richmond International Airport. Which is not exactly close to Big Island or Lynchburg (for reference, the Lynchburg Regional Airport is roughly the size of a shoebox and mostly offers flights to other cities in the Southeast). I wonder where Flutter was headed that she had to fly in/out of Richmond.
Also, lol at Chris's outfit and the staggering height disparity between him and Flutter. He looks like a cross-dressing dad taking his 5th grader to school.
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Yeah I think this casts doubts on the "Flutter is Finnish" theory. They would be at Dulles if that was the case.
 
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Love Thug's Hate said:
Chris had apparently been sighted in an airport, willing to bet it's Richmond International.
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I hope this means what I think it means. Our Lord and Savior Chris has decided to spread his message to the rest of the world. All neighboring states to Virginia lock up your mother's Chris is coming to spread his love all over them.
 
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Black Yoshi said:
No, the redditor was on a plane with Flutter. Chris was just there to pick her up.
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Wow Chris is behaving pretty well, for his standards, by himself then.

I guess the conspiracy on cabbage being a mole for caden seems likely now.

I had feeling she wasn't at the house though.
I wonder how long is she going to stay at the house for. Is she that of a lonesome to spend the holidays at the Chris and caden's shithole of a house?

Things are not looking good for her.
 
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D is for Stupid said:
Wow Chris is behaving pretty well, for his standards, by himself then.
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Jesus Christ people! Chris may be a literal motherfucker, but he mostly still remembers what he learned in school about acceptable behavior.

What did y’all expect? That he pulls out the pickle or starts fingering her right there in the terminal?
D is for Stupid said:
Things are not looking good for her.
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Unless getting raped by a wild ape of an ogre is her thing, in which case she’s in for a good time!

Wonder how much Caden pays her?
 
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Fapcop said:
What did y’all expect? That he pulls out the pickle or starts fingering her right there in the terminal?
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No.

The fact that he's hasn't chimped on his streams. On every stream someone calls him out for fucking his mom, he keeps quiet. Every time he gets spammed with the same meme he takes it on the chin. People say on these streams someone is there to but I could tell no one wasn't because after the first video, the green screening was getting worse and worse, a very typical Chris trait. The longer he does something, the worse it gets. Especially if he doesn't know how to maintain it

In the wild public he's good at keeping to himself. In a con or just out with more people he's more open to make people uncomfortable ie too many games or the gamerfrommars docs.
 
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Cybertonia said:
If you willingly get in a car that looks like Chris's, being driven by a person that looks like Chris, well, at some point we gotta make the call that you're voiding the warranty on your life and whatever happens next is on you.
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Fair enough.

Black Yoshi said:
Yeah I think this casts doubts on the "Flutter is Finnish" theory. They would be at Dulles if that was the case.
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Really? It says International.

Maybe she's bi/multilingual and speaks Finnish as a second language. Or, maybe her family relocated from Finland to somewhere else that would cause her to need to leave from another airport.

Maybe they're going on vacation, it's not like they don't have the money.

Or maybe they're fleeing the country, who knows.

Something interesting I noticed is that Chris said "Babe" right before OP interrupted them; maybe it was to give her the heads up or maybe it was a signal for her to let him do the talking.

Either way, good early Christmas gift. Good to know Flutters alive.
 
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Well, if this chick is Finnish, her name is likely to be unpronounceable for any American. Like Perkelekullika or something.

So Chris would probably just stick to “Babe”.

Also: CHRIS-CHADS WIN AGAIN!

*Beat the rape case into submission.
*Banging a hot, foreign chick.
*Lives in a big ass mansion.
*Has a thriving business, Sonichu/autism merchandise making six figures.
*Doesn’t even need to do any work. Peons make the medallions while Chris Jews away.

CWC is living his best life!
 
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