The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Oxyjen]

It’s easy to laugh at someone like Kevin or Jarod, but these kids ending up like this is kind of a bummer. This might not end well.

 

[FinnSven]

It’s easy to laugh at someone like Kevin or Jarod, but these kids ending up like this is kind of a bummer. This might not end well.

I really don’t think it will end up well.

Troonery aside, the ones we know about, they clearly are mentally unstable.

Groups of mentally unwell people living in the woods nearly always ends up with at least one person in hospital at a minimum.

 

[Oxyjen]

I wonder if this crew are the squatters who occupied the tranch and added anarchist graffiti and trashed Bonnie’s car, after Penny and co bailed.

 

[AssignedEva]

It’s easy to laugh at someone like Kevin or Jarod, but these kids ending up like this is kind of a bummer. This might not end well.

It's still somewhat workable in the sense that Jarrod seemingly has a job and they've got a car. They've got food and firewood coming in, and a way off the mountain. The concerning thing is Jarrod's saying the Suburban "has either a bad wheel bearing or bad cv joint/axle". If that car breaks down and they're stranded on top of that mountain, they're not all getting down it alive.

I wonder if this crew are the squatters who occupied the tranch and added anarchist graffiti and trashed Bonnie’s car, after Penny and co bailed.

I think that's pretty much a guarantee - Jarrod got left behind when Penny left and he'd been reaching out to other transanarchist groups.
Anyway, I don't think we got a positive ID on this person but I'm 90% sure this Jen-doppelganger is the fourth member of the polycule

I'm annoyed at myself for not noting down more stuff. Anyway, I believe the trans girl commune storyline ties in here because I noticed CaustikCrow had been interacting with a cute cat a few months ago, who seemed to have a twitter account called PicklesNStrudel and wouldn't you know

I think there were other photos that linked CaustikCrow to the house the cat was in, so if not living there, certainly interacting... and Jarrod seemed to be cropping up in Denver a bit as well (glimpses of him in photos etc). So I'm really starting to think that these ladies tried to do a Kevin and become sponges in a trans commune, but Jamie here was a lot less sentimental than Penny and just kicked them out when they stopped working/starting having mental health episodes.

 

[Ghostse]

The maniac is trying to cook a perpetual stew or master stock,

Oh god oh god oh god
how have these troons not died yet

 

[stupid frog]

He should teach them how to forage and get them to pull their own weight, but misery is what he signed up for and I'm here to laugh at it.

Yeah, then they'll be eatin' good.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"Our goals eventually are to form a cooperative vegetable and mushroom farm where we can build autonomy, horizontal politics, and mutual aid networks."

...I see J has learned absolutely jack shit from his time on the Trench.

Good to see the three goals do not include vegetables, mushrooms or farming.

How is the "autonomy" and "mutual aid networks" thing supposed to work together?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Tranch IV: Donner Girl Party

Sounds like an interesting sequel. I will be watching with great interest and great horror.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

Can someone smarter than me start a death pool on these creeps?

I am taking carbon monoxide poisoning.

Spoiler: Autistic spergeing about Carbon Monoxide and the detection of.

It is hard to get a tent to seal that tight but others have done it.
Many times it comes down to "Cutting the wood small enough to fit in the stove sucks.
I will just leave the door open and prop a big ol' log in there."

That's a good way to get more smoke in the tent than up the chimney.

I would be surprised if they had a CO detector and be shocked if it had batteries and was in date.
The sensors in most CO detectors wear out in about 5 years.
The fancier ones commit suicide when that happens and just beep a code that says "I am dead. Replace me!"
The cheaper ones just keep on running even though they can no longer detect CO.

Thanks for attending my Ted talk on CO.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I would be surprised if they had a CO detector and be shocked if it had batteries and was in date.

Well duh they don't need a CO detector; they already know from the GPS that they haven't left the snow-swept mountains of CO.

You're right about a betting pool. This is such a bad scene, in so many different possible ways. The luck of the troon usually keeps them fine when living situations implode, just skittering off to their own separate couch-surfing locations, but that's in town. You can't social network yourself to safety when you're snowed in on top of a mountain. How many troons are local and have the spoons to put chains on their car?

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

It looks like Jarrod might have taken the yurt that the tranch was setting up for serf housing. Same concerns were brought up then, that it’s a tent in a Colorado winter and they’re going to die by CO poisoning.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

So apparently born 23rd November 2003 and has recently been diagnosed with DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder - there's other tweets). He's certainly medicated and self harms
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Well, that's clearly a mentally stable individual who should definitely be in possession of firearms.

Seeing as he's got bloody gauze wrapped around presumably fresh self harm cuts in one pic, I think I'm placing my bet for most likely cause of imminent troon death on sepsis from an infected wound, since 1) troons and hygiene go together like oil and water, and 2) their wishlist of tacticool outdoor kit doesn't include any sort of first aid supplies.

 

[FinnSven]

I think I'm placing my bet for most likely cause of imminent troon death on sepsis from an infected wound

By the looks of it that is the best outcome for the others.

He looks and sounds the most likely to snap and kill the rest in a bout of dissociative activity.

 

[Oxyjen]

A little further along the mountain range is the Stanley Hotel, the inspiration for The Shining.

My deadpool will therefore be: J, as Jack, frozen against a tree with rictus grin. One rescuer, summoned by telepathy Twitter will be lying beside their snowmobile, axed in the neck. The two young guys (found inside the tent with REDRUM scrawled on the side) will survive and go on to live wholesome lives, shocked into normalcy by the horror they endured on the mountain. The fourth member will confusingly only be seen in a fleeting sex scene involving a bear.

 

[BScCollateral]

The fact that he put an over priced tri-fold entrenching tool on the list and not a regular shovel really cements this as pure LARP for me.

I'll give them points because it doesn't transform into a robot.

 

[AssignedEva]

A little further along the mountain range is the Stanley Hotel, the inspiration for The Shining.

My deadpool will therefore be: J, as Jack, frozen against a tree with rictus grin. One rescuer, summoned by telepathy Twitter will be lying beside their snowmobile, axed in the neck. The two young guys (found inside the tent with REDRUM scrawled on the side) will survive and go on to live wholesome lives, shocked into normalcy by the horror they endured on the mountain. The fourth member will confusingly only be seen in a fleeting sex scene involving a bear.

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

And then they fucking shoot you in a paranoid drug fuelled psychosis.

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Confirmed worse-than-Tranch stove and living conditions:

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This may be a stupid question but if their truck broke down where are they getting power to charge up phones?

 

[Oxyjen]

This may be a stupid question but if their truck broke down where are they getting power to charge up phones?

It still runs, I guess it’s just making a worrying noise when driven. J is still travelling to work in it I would think. Worst case would be if the transmission explodes on the way up the canyon leaving the weaker ones trapped up there.

Gofundme status: $120

I like that their nearest settlement is Nederland, famous for its “Frozen Dead Guy” festival.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Interests check out…

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Wait, this one is also a dog?
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Who has ever, in any context said "back in my day we used to eat lesbians for breakfast"?
Find some slightly more realistic line /lie to put into your unfunny edge lord tweets.

Is it legal to keep loads of guns in a tent? I thought you had to keep them secure in at least some way. But then I'm not au fait with gun laws, and I know they vary from states.
But it seems pretty... Accidental discharge, or theft risk goes through the (canvas) roof.


@The Real Slim Shady if the truck wa broken down there are multiple decent power banks now that people have, and also mini solar panels. For anyone who is into the shit their into, living in vans and stuff, charging up small electrics is no biggy and has been easily done for ages. So they will be on twitter til the bitter end, when some innocent little berries from an ill informed forage take them out, or maybe they are all paranoiacly posting about eachother sitting around the same campfire then murder/spree suicide, or just good old carbon monox. If the tweets start getting weird, that's a good clue it's under way.

 

[Oxyjen]

Is it legal to keep loads of guns in a tent? I thought you had to keep them secure in at least some way. But then I'm not au fait with gun laws, and I know they vary from states.
But it seems pretty... Accidental discharge, or theft risk goes through the (canvas) roof

That’s a good point.

https://cbi.colorado.gov/sites/cbi/files/C.R.S%2018-12-114.pdf

Depending where J works he might not be allowed to keep them in the car either, I think Boulder and Denver both have a ban on “assault rifles”.