The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[FinnSven]

You massively underestimate the Trancher's incompetence.

What the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?

The wheelchair! Boom boom!

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

It's a no-no to out a rape victim if they're not comfortable with sharing their story and naming their rapist. So while I doubt "Bonnie raped Sky in his sleep and then claimed Sky was the rapist" is true (I'll assume some sort of drunken spousal fumble happened and it's getting spun) if that were true it's massively fucked up that Jen's using it to score points when Sky's never mentioned it, and given we're dealing with people in social justice space it's even more double plus ungood.

A little late but I would actually believe that Bonnie did this. If you sift through the Kindness thread, she talks about waking up with Bonnie’s dick in her ass at one point. This was early into her and Bonnie living together, and presented as “cute” rather than rapey. Seems Bonbon has a thing for raping anyone who dares fall asleep near him.

ETA:
Right here! Forgive my phone-fagginess, all I can do rn is the link
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kindn...onnie-nelson-bonniemakes.101025/post-11219563

 

[In the Sick of It]

Dude wants to shoot a black bear because they don't know how to put their food up. Yet these outdoor trannies want to larp as survivalists with fancy base layers and tools.

There's something really hilarious about Jarrod being the only one able to work, responsible for taking care of 3 other worthless lazy dudes. He should teach them how to forage and get them to pull their own weight, but misery is what he signed up for and I'm here to laugh at it.

 

[CIS White Droid]

They've got an Amazon wishlist as well which at first glance is markedly more sensible than previous Tranch ones
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Warm underlayers, some basic essentials like kitchen towels, some useful things if you're in a precarious living situation like rechargeable batteries and coolers... and nary a cuddly toy in sight!
But then you remember that Jarrod's basically a /k/ommando survivalist and this is really a wishlist for some sort of innawoods fantasy lifestyle - giftcards for hunting and fishing stores (rather than for groceries), outdoor showers, a variety of axes and pickaxes...

Jarrod's weird dog "girlfriend" reveals they've been homeless and camping for about a month and a half
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They complain about not having guns, but this might be just personal guns, as this photo was also posted recently
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Also I'm going to say something potentially controversial: I don't think a mentally unstable fedposter who lives in a tent on a mountain while fucking a man who thinks he's a female dog is best suited to working in the nursing profession

The fact that he put an over priced tri-fold entrenching tool on the list and not a regular shovel really cements this as pure LARP for me.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There's something really hilarious about Jarrod being the only one able to work, responsible for taking care of 3 other worthless lazy dudes. He should teach them how to forage and get them to pull their own weight, but misery is what he signed up for and I'm here to laugh at it.

Maybe he's planning the bury the dead weight in the woods somewhere.

"Oh, yeah, a bear got them! Nothing I could do. Please send me money to help me cope."

 

[AssignedEva]

A little late but I would actually believe that Bonnie did this. If you sift through the Kindness thread, she talks about waking up with Bonnie’s dick in her ass at one point. This was early into her and Bonnie living together, and presented as “cute” rather than rapey. Seems Bonbon has a thing for raping anyone who dares fall asleep near him.

ETA:
Right here! Forgive my phone-fagginess, all I can do rn is the link
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kindn...onnie-nelson-bonniemakes.101025/post-11219563

I'd totally forgotten about this (and being sure Kindness would call him a rapist when she inevitably split on him, given she accused her old roommate for raping her because at the time she initiated sex she was a robot-baby-voiced-by-birds that couldn't consent). Mystified at how Bonnie claims he was raped then. There's so much additional weirdness we missed out on because we didn't bug the Tranch and our drone flyovers got noticed

Dude wants to shoot a black bear because they don't know how to put their food up. Yet these outdoor trannies want to larp as survivalists with fancy base layers and tools.

There's something really hilarious about Jarrod being the only one able to work, responsible for taking care of 3 other worthless lazy dudes. He should teach them how to forage and get them to pull their own weight, but misery is what he signed up for and I'm here to laugh at it.

I guess Penny rubbed off on him. The thing the others contribute is being his harem, so he gets to see himself as the strong man ma'am that protects them and provides for them, just like Penny's dynamic with Kevin and Jen (and Kevin's new "girl"friend). He's doing it a bit different because he's still blathering on about horizontal power structures, but he knows basically "I provide for them so they'll never leave me" .

 

[Oxyjen]

Imagine doing a winter hike and stumbling on a four-troon polycule living in a tent.

And then they fucking shoot you in a paranoid drug fuelled psychosis.



Confirmed worse-than-Tranch stove and living conditions:

 

[FinnSven]

And then they fucking shoot you in a paranoid drug fuelled psychosis.

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Confirmed worse-than-Tranch stove and living conditions:

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How long before they are found dead from exposure or botulism?

 

[glad vlad]

And then they fucking shoot you in a paranoid drug fuelled psychosis.

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Confirmed worse-than-Tranch stove and living conditions:

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Can someone help me understand who is who in the paranoid tent polycule? Is FeralCrow/CaustikCrow Fedposter J, or is he AnarchoJBean/Josiebean42 OR are they both his accounts?

Tbh this seems extremely promising content. Crazy paranoid druggie troons who think they are dogs with BPD living rough in a tent?

 

[Ghostse]

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*silently screams*

You know they are male because only bachelors could create kitchens this abominable.

 

[Oxyjen]

Can someone help me understand who is who in the paranoid tent polycule? Is FeralCrow/CaustikCrow Fedposter J, or is he AnarchoJBean/Josiebean42 OR are they both his accounts?

Tbh this seems extremely promising content. Crazy paranoid druggie troons who think they are dogs with BPD living rough in a tent?

Fedposter J is Josiebean. Feral Crow is one of his harem. There is at least one other in the “relationship”, and supposedly four in total. All with “disabilities” which has to mean mental illness
We don’t have deets on the others. And unfortunately, not a great window on the action (especially as some dick on Twitter posted the kf thread to remind them, which will surely put them off posting).

As tranch spin-offs go, I agree, this one is promising, and grim.

I was just thinking “at least there’s no animal abuse”, but let’s be real, J will be out there sneaking up on Bambi and cutting its throat with a $300 bushcraft knife as we speak.

Edit: found a third member:


Interests check out…


Wait, this one is also a dog?

 

[FinnSven]

Tbh this seems extremely promising content. Crazy paranoid druggie troons who think they are dogs with BPD living rough in a tent?

Not sure who they all are, but one thing is for certain.

They are going to be this generation’s Manson Family.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

As tranch spin-offs go, I agree, this one is promising, and grim.

I'd be surprised if they survive the winter to be honest if they're sleeping outside in a tent. I just can't see a bunch of mentally ill men being able to set up a proper camp that can withstand the cold Colorado winters.

 

[retard strength II]

I'm all for trying to make it on your own even when it gets tough, but at what fucking point do you swallow your pride, apologize, and ask the loving, supportive family you threatened and disowned for liking Trump for help? Because if I were Jarrod I would consider putting it at "living in a tent on BLM land in a CO winter with a mtf dogkin and some other sex pest while stinking up a laughable attempt at nursing school while ebegging". But I guess I am no FedposterJ.

 

[FinnSven]

I'd be surprised if they survive the winter to be honest if they're sleeping outside in a tent. I just can't see a bunch of mentally ill men being able to set up a proper camp that can withstand the cold Colorado winters.

Well that is highly possible.

How surgically altered are they all? Fedposter J looked to me like he just was “non binary” or pre “transition”. But if they others have amholes or other self inflicted complications which could easily get infected then they will soon become serious burdens on Fedposter J.
Perhaps in his desperation J will resort to the “unthinkable” and indulge in longpig.

If not the Manson family, perhaps Fedposter J will become the cannibal troon of the Colorado mountains.

 

[AssignedEva]

Confirmed worse-than-Tranch stove and living conditions:

It's worse than even that revolting picture first appears

The maniac is trying to cook a perpetual stew or master stock, probably because it was viral on TikTok a while back. There are two ways you can (mostly) safely do this:

1. Have a giant pot over a fire that you never take off the simmer, above the temperature where bacteria can grow, constantly adding liquid as it boils down

2. Eat most of it, boil, skim and strain the rest, refrigerate, then add the small amount of broth to a fresh pot full of stuff and bring to the boil next time you want a stew.

Now given CaustikCrow is unemployed on a mountain that likely has a fire going for warmth all day, he could replicate the lifestyle of a 17th century tavern wench and indeed achieve option number 1 by continually adding to a bubbling pot. Alternatively, if they had a way of skimming and straining the broth, they could go for option number 2 with the cold outdoors acting as their refrigerator (although then there's bear problems). But they're going for neither. They've very clearly kept a dirty pot of broth and let it cool down, and there's fat floating on the surface so they're not skimming and straining.

If they are lucky the fats will go rancid before any bacterial explosion, and it'll taste too disgusting to eat (so they'll spare themselves a rush down a mountain to hospital with salmonella).

How surgically altered are they all? Fedposter J looked to me like he just was “non binary” or pre “transition”. But if they others have amholes or other self inflicted complications which could easily get infected then they will soon become serious burdens on Fedposter J.

Jarrod did start injecting oestrogen later on in the Tranch, but it's unclear if he's still on it. He's otherwise unmutilated. Not so sure about the others, CaustikCrow posts self harm selfies so even without an amhole he's at risk of infection from his own cuts.

 

[Oxyjen]

Now given CaustikCrow is unemployed on a mountain that likely has a fire going for warmth all day, he could replicate the lifestyle of a 17th century tavern wench and indeed achieve option number 1 by continually adding to a bubbling pot.

The stew revelation is making me feel sick.

And you are correct, they sleep in shifts to keep the fire going and avoid freezing to death.

I got a quick grab on the new character @loseryote, because it seems ripe for a DFE. He’s legit straight out of psych hospital, is on hormones and is, of course, a gun fanatic.

Spoiler: moobs

It’s a go for
Tranch IV: Donner Girl Party

 

[glad vlad]

Woof. I’m backtracking on the promising nature of this spinoff. I checked out the three known twitters and now I feel a little bummed. These people are genuinely gross and revolting, way beyond kinda weird and degenerate. They probably need to be institutionalized and medicated.

I can’t deal with the people who pretend to be animals. They are somehow much creepier than regular troons.

LilBurger/loseryote is both disgusting and sad. This is like a 20 year old boy, I think. He claims have seizures, asthma, and uses the term “fronting” so also larps as being plural? He is a “therian”, of course.

Early November he posted:

went to college, failed 1 class and tried to kill myself, dad did some creepy shit, ran away to colorado, almost got murdered, quit smoking, got a girlfriend, met some really cool new friends, tried to kill myself a few times, got diagnosed with DID, and now im gonna be homeless.

Link/archive (forgive the phone poster for no screenshots, sorry)

Possible that around 11/8/2023 he was briefly hospitalized after having a (fake??) seizure and freakout and destroying his online friendships. Also of course possible that he just lied about all of this.

These dudes make Penny seem like he really has his shit together!

 

[AssignedEva]

Possible that around 11/8/2023 he was briefly hospitalized after having a (fake??) seizure and freakout and destroying his online friendships. Also of course possible that he just lied about all of this.

I grabbed some tweets initially to confirm he is 100% part of this mountaintop trans commune but there's some additional context

So apparently born 23rd November 2003 and has recently been diagnosed with DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder - there's other tweets). He's certainly medicated and self harms

Spoiler: NSFW for self harm/moobs

Not originally from Colorado, appears to have flunked his first class in college, freaked out and tried to kill himself, and then moved here age 19, when he met a "girlfriend" and then some "cool friends", at which point he started freaking out the government was after him and he decided to stop taking his meds (hence the hospital stay) and then also has gotten into smoking weed to the point of having a seizure (? but either way not a good idea for a psychotic person to stop their meds and start on weed).

Easily led by the looks of it, which is why it's a bit distressing Jarrod has led them all to a top of a beautiful but inhospitable mountain -

If I had to hazard a guess, they might have been staying with that "trans girl commune" in Denver and between Jarrod's anger issues, this one's unmedicated meltdowns and whatever is going on with CaustikCrow they got forced out. I think I have an idea of who the fourth person of this group is, but I need to go back digging.

 

[FinnSven]

I grabbed some tweets initially to confirm he is 100% part of this mountaintop trans commune but there's some additional context
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So apparently born 23rd November 2003 and has recently been diagnosed with DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder - there's other tweets). He's certainly medicated and self harms

Spoiler: NSFW for self harm/moobs

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Not originally from Colorado, appears to have flunked his first class in college, freaked out and tried to kill himself, and then moved here age 19, when he met a "girlfriend" and then some "cool friends", at which point he started freaking out the government was after him and he decided to stop taking his meds (hence the hospital stay) and then also has gotten into smoking weed to the point of having a seizure (? but either way not a good idea for a psychotic person to stop their meds and start on weed).

Easily led by the looks of it, which is why it's a bit distressing Jarrod has led them all to a top of a beautiful but inhospitable mountain -
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If I had to hazard a guess, they might have been staying with that "trans girl commune" in Denver and between Jarrod's anger issues, this one's unmedicated meltdowns and whatever is going on with CaustikCrow they got forced out. I think I have an idea of who the fourth person of this group is, but I need to go back digging.

Sorry but the more you find out, the more they sound like a true crime murder-suicide story in progress.