Help Save User @WelperHelper99 From Himself

Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
My dear, I believe you brought up a car crash in this thread first (p.8.).

As soon as you started to think it was someone you knew (maybe around p. 6?), you filled in everything and were having a heart-to-heart based on a whole backstory that you immediately convinced yourself he knew, too. But in reality, he just kept it vague and responded generically, letting you bring up details, drama, etc.

Reread the thread. His comments in the first several pages were completely general. You did the work for him.
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I know. I got le epic trolled. I'll give him this much, he did a remarkable job stringing me along enough not to notice the inconsistencies. Should have asked him questions that only my friend would have known. Don't know why this guy wanted to bother me, but he did a good job.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I know. I got le epic trolled. I'll give him this much, he did a remarkable job stringing me along enough not to notice the inconsistencies. Should have asked him questions that only my friend would have known. Don't know why this guy wanted to bother me, but he did a good job.
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This sounds suspicious
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
I hope so too. It is very unpleasant to go full twitter retard on a anonymous forum.

@Fugma if you do in fact know me, call me. Email me. Carrier pigeon. I will respond promptly and try to resolve whatever grievance you have. Otherwise I find your gayops unamusing. Trespassing on my property will result in 2nd amendment action taking place to the furthest legal extent of Utah law that I am allowed. If you wish to resolve this, be honest. Otherwise fuck off.
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Don't respond to fugma from here on out. He doesn't know jack about you outside of all the powerlevelling you've done in this thread. Stop falling for the KF equivalent of a phishing scam
 
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HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
Don't respond to fugma from here on out. He doesn't know jack about you outside of all the powerlevelling you've done in this thread. Stop falling for the KF equivalent of a phishing scam
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I'm not going to. Josh even chewed me out a bit about that. This is done. He comes back, tries starting shit, he gets reported like last time. I'm done
 
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My verdict: I don’t know much about @WelperHelper99 other than that I’ve seen some good posts from him and that he uses a generic anime avatar, which nets him +5 Faggot points. The OP, meanwhile, is a newfag with an avatar that appears to be a slime/lava creature with massive tit-shaped blobs on its chest, which OP has openly lusted over in his first thread on the site. This earns him +100 Faggot points, plus an extra 50 for socking. Therefore, according to my trusty Scale of Homosexuality, OP is a bigger and gayer faggot than @WelperHelper99.

Enjoy your pink triangle, stalker.
 
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Kari Kamiya said:
I'm gonna be so sad if it turns out I missed out on an autistic spiel in these last few hours. Doesn't look like I did, but if there's at least one deleted post, chances are there was more.
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Not much really. Just 200+ islamic stickers, which was a bit of a shock after i got done playing a mission of Dawn of War 1 to see that lol.
 
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